for those of you thinking of typing it in your address bar, let me give you some advice from my own personal experience:
gopher://gopher.kacw.org is not a website.
the_red_viking » neu6 hours ago
The protocol gopher: isn't recognised. There's a patch for it.
ratacattt » neu6 hours ago
firefox does gopher out of the box. holy shit? Firefox does gopher? people still use gopher? W T F?
r1pp3r » neu5 hours ago
gopher://gopher.floodgap.com/
bloody hell
homepie » neu5 hours ago
Sometimes old nerds get nostalgic.
aperson » neu7 hours ago
Never get Robert Downey Junior's cousin to edit your advertisement.
nice-on-water » neu3 hours ago
A...alright...
1000hz » neu6 hours ago
Philippe and The Planet: A Tragedy in Five Acts
jeffspaulding » neu11 minutes ago
Music by Holst.
Mars, bringer of confectionery snacks.
ratacattt » neu6 hours ago
hymen? psychobilly? Gopher? 3rd rate graphics? weird ass ethinc sounding street names? "NO SYSTEM?" CLICK CLICK TAP TAP???? That Teodor character????
Onstad is trying to capture the essence of fingernails on a chalk board every which way possible. Achewood is L'Ecume Des Jours, with spunk. I get it now. I finally get it.
crom » neu6 hours ago
The use of "hymen" as a verb confuses me. To me the verb would mean "to cover with a thin mucous membrane." But man, that doesn't even make sense in this context.
fourninefoxtrot » pro4 hours ago
The purpose of a hymen, ultimately, is to break.
The fellow with the self-applied cognomen of "Yojimbo" who admits to having butchered Mozart's Turkish March seems to be asking Teador not to break his ass.
It seems rather like rhyming slang.
Without the rhyming.
Ah, gopher. How I loved thee, let me count the ways.
subrosian » pro4 hours ago
This is pretty much how I feel every time I play Mass Effect. I'm like "I want to go down to that planet" and it's like "here's some historical facts: you can't go down to this planet, fuck you".
Then the Xbox explodes and I get yelled at by my parrot who DOES NOT LIKE bananas or crackers but does like steak and potatoes.
askingman » neu4 hours ago
You cannot get yelled at by a parrot unless you first yelled at that parrot. I have no sympathy for you.
pmbarrett » neu35 minutes ago
basic parrot mechanics.
ratacattt » neu4 hours ago
Yojimbo... I actually have a VHS copy of that movie. crazy movie. Now that I think about it, elements of this strip seem to be inspired by that movie.
nice-on-water » neu3 hours ago
Ronda Alla Turca, not to be confused with Blue Rondo a la Turk, but definitely to be confusing when pyschobilly is added.
nice-on-water » neu3 hours ago
Oh and hey, why is Philippe still in his little massive man attire if he's still really shined off at Ray?
greenkoolayd » neu2 hours ago
i figured that despite thinking ray had been an applesauce-type friend, philippe still considers him to be the pinnacle of successful dudes.
pmbarrett » neu34 minutes ago
also, what would be worse than being beaten at your own game by a five-year-old otter version of yourself?
nice-on-water » neu25 minutes ago
Truth.
greenkoolayd » neu2 hours ago
tacodoor and philippe are like the minor threat of useless fine product catalogs.
deus » neu2 hours ago
They are a threat yes...THEY ARE GOING TO BLOW THEN OUT OF THE WATER!
westsider8 » neu1 hour ago
The problem is clear. The wanna-be samurai dude dropped Philippe on Europa by accident. Never piss off the monolith makers. "Philippe is full of stars."
srikamaraja » neu1 hour ago
"The little guy's hollow, he goes on forever... and... oh my God... HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY!"
fuzzyshoo » neu31 minutes ago
Rondo alla Turca was my favorite song in Donkey Conga.
I would pay a reasonable amount of money to hear it rearranged in such a manner, and then have to play a bongo styled peripheral game controller along to the beat.
jeffspaulding » neu6 minutes ago
I prefer Brubeck's Blue Rondo a la Turk. Paul Desmond's Alto break is sweet.
However, he can stick the soprano up Kenny G's ass (only Coltrane can make it sound decent).
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Tacodor should have just torrented Premiere.
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gopher://gopher.kacw.org is not a website.
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bloody hell
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A Tragedy in Five Acts
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Mars, bringer of confectionery snacks.
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Onstad is trying to capture the essence of fingernails on a chalk board every which way possible. Achewood is L'Ecume Des Jours, with spunk. I get it now. I finally get it.
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The fellow with the self-applied cognomen of "Yojimbo" who admits to having butchered Mozart's Turkish March seems to be asking Teador not to break his ass.
It seems rather like rhyming slang.
Without the rhyming.
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Then the Xbox explodes and I get yelled at by my parrot who DOES NOT LIKE bananas or crackers but does like steak and potatoes.
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I would pay a reasonable amount of money to hear it rearranged in such a manner, and then have to play a bongo styled peripheral game controller along to the beat.
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However, he can stick the soprano up Kenny G's ass (only Coltrane can make it sound decent).
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