Nubbin-crazer. 5'd.

Take Me To Your Breeder.

I wonder if there's a WISMOD 'app'. I wonder what it would do to my phone.

Vibrate automatically if placed in your girlfriend's pants.

Oh, look at me, assuming someone on the Internet has a girlfriend. Wait. I have a girlfriend. Carry on.

He does have a girlfriend people, and she's great. Very soft hands, very soft, skilled hands.

Like a velvet glassblower.

You use Nivea don't you?

Assetbar! He likes me calling him my girlfriend.

WHAT IS THIS!?

What do the crossed-out words say?

Word, singular. Sorry.

I stared at it for quite a while and got nothing but "zhoon". I don't know what that says about me.

"sheen", I'd hazard

Oh Ice Cube. Is there nothing you can't do?

(You could have showed some more self-restraint when it came to XXX: State of the Union. Just sayin'.)

On the other hand, I couldn't have been more pleased with Three Kings.

'Anaconda', anyone?

Oh shiiiiiiiiit

I am solidly in favor of any storyline rooted in Cornelius writing smut.

I believe that is actually his current occupation. Well...narrating smut, at least.

Someday, I pray that I will have the writing chops of Cornelius Bear.

The man is an artist and his paintbrush is the old-fashioned typewriter.

Only he possesses the ability to write such eloquent gastrosexual id candy.

Williams-Sonoma's website have a FAQ question: What is White Glove Delivery.

When a tall, dark-skinned man with a white glove enters her to the wrist and retrieves a cookware order of her choice. The dark-skinned man also does children's parties and weddings.

And this is better than fingering like crazy how?

... and what do either of these things have to do with eating shit?

i think they serve the EVOO at five guys.

Women who masturbate to Rachel Ray fantasies will never get laid by men with descended testicles.

Yeah, those men with descended testicles are a choosy bunch in general.

As soon as I saw "R. Dana Canter" I thought "anagram", but after ten minutes of experimentation the best results I could come up with were "An errant cad", "care and rant" and, most fittingly, "narrated can".

I think we must just come to accept that Cornelius lacks Phillipe's genius for nomenclature, to say nothing of his even-handed pacing and characterisation.

Philippe, rather.

I so solly.

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