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diplomat76 » neu 3 days ago
This describes my life right now better than a thousand monkeys typing a thousand emoticons.
raticus » neu 2 days ago
Consider: in the top right panel, Teodor phases out of the dream briefly as he almost wakes up (thus becoming semi-transparent), but returns to normal as he goes back to sleep.
invidious » con 2 days ago
Consider: turbulence.
raticus » neu 2 days ago
You can see the back of the seat through Teodor's head. Not the case with Roast Beef! He has something else entirely going on over there.
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
In this case I perceive Onstad experimenting with different graphics effects on the computer more than I perceive any sort of deliberate use of symbolism.
raticus » neu 2 days ago
Of course it's just some turbulence. I just noticed the ghost effect and thought it was a fun way to look at it.
jaminspoon » neu 1 day ago
nothing is more motivating to an artist than to see a dude with 4 t's in his name using a superiority-implying ellipsis while making the comment that his work has declined in value and quality. I checked.
coolhandle » neu 1 day ago
You left out "... you fucking douchebag."
snoo » neu 1 day ago
The number of studies supporting this evidence: 42.
The number of studies that prove that making up a number of studies to support your evidence is more effective than actually finding some: 67.

Normal service will resume shortly.
lolsworth » neu 2 days ago
I gave this statement much consideration. Eventually I had to concede that at least thousand distinct emoticons probably do exist by now. This made me sad.
diplomat76 » neu 2 days ago
If you can't express an emotion by an emoticon, you simply weren't meant to feel it.
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
you know what pisses me off... word processors and message boards and instant messenger apps that change your emoticon into a graphical smiley face. The English language is being dessicated by a new generation of programmers and the fools who abide by such heretical programs. Fuck smiley faces, and fuck GUIs. Taking away the IMG tag is the best thing Assetbar ever did.

machineelf » neu 2 days ago
I agree with you 99%. I am also a fan of GUIs, particularly Gnome. I always wonder (and by always I mean once when I was stoned) what would happen if two different IM clients used different pictures for the same emoticon. I could be presenting myself as sarcastic and my friend could be seeing an angry face, for example. Kind of like schizophrenia.
snachicat » neu 1 day ago
that's so deep man

(my avatar is a pokemon stoned sun is what i am kind of going off of here)
streever » pro 1 day ago
So many chubbies for this.
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
;)
bengreens » neu 19 hours ago
like, desiccated, as in dried out? or desecrated? or devastated? or "decimated" (which latter I hear every day in contexts that seem inappropriate).

I don't like emoticons turning into smiley faces either, in any case. But GUIs are my friend.
azairborne » neu 2 days ago
if your Merkin is not completely engorged perform normally; mojo is still flowing...
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
if a Magreaux Dog is seated next to you and passes out, you may consider that unconsciousness is probably your best option in which case don't bother with donning your own merkin or helping him with his.
shinkusan » neu 3 days ago
Friday!!!
cracklewater » neu 3 days ago
Face Your Fears?
"Fanny" Your Face?
ivanstrel » neu 20 hours ago
Its another "Free Yeast" Festival!
dybrar » pro 3 days ago
The value and poignancy of a simple "fuck you" are greatly underrated these days.
lexsenthur » neu 3 days ago
FUCK YOU, that's my name!
fictions » neu 2 days ago
Man, why do you even have an account here?
deus » neu 2 days ago
Its kinda a worst situation ever for beef.
deus » neu 2 days ago
hella circumstances
ketamind » neu 3 days ago
wait
just googled merkin
ewwwwww
pmbarrett » neu 3 days ago
i googled your mom's merkin.

(it was gross)
omegatron » neu 2 days ago
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/4603/merkin2bfns1.png
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
wow
vondicus » pro 2 days ago
Eyes full of horror, fist full of merkin.
lolsworth » neu 2 days ago
It is what it looks like it is.
deus » neu 2 days ago
But..how do they...like..stay on...what if there were a plugin merkin.

That would be arousing.
deusoma » neu 2 days ago
I remembered it from the eggs incident.
aaron_haynes » pro 3 days ago
Man give Teodor the merkin, he's unconscious anyways. Take the reins of your asshole subconscious, Beef! BECOME THE RULING BODY DUDE
anonymous » neu 3 days ago
Mal Jovi
spectre » pro 2 days ago
Yeah, did you know his FATHER is a hairdresser who invented and maintained the BJ 'do? I hate his 'do more than his fucking music, even. And he was on Fresh Air recently. He does not belong on Fresh Air. Rule #2: Life's too short to listen to heavy metal musicians talk about their "art."

(Rule #1: Life's too short for a 736 page book called "Sexual Personae." Yes, this is a real book written by a semi-famous pseudo-intellectual who gets to be on TV and is taken seriously and everything.)
awksedperl » neu 2 days ago
Bon Jovi is not heavy metal, just Poison with delusions of dignity.

I agree with you for the most part about Paglia, though she does seem less deluded than other feminist intellectuals (or other humanities intellectuals with a feminist bent, or whatever the correct term is).
granularsilica » neu 1 day ago
Camille rules!
Quick quote: "If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn't repel them."

More here: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/camille_paglia.html
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
women like sex whatwhatWHAAAT!
ratacattt » neu 3 days ago
( F - Y - F ) ???
irien » neu 3 days ago
"Fuck You Friday"? Strange intro to a RBeef nightmare, but that's my best guess.
aaron_haynes » neu 3 days ago
His subconscious is the one giving the fuck you on this friday.
raticus » neu 2 days ago
I agree.
Subconscious: "Oh, would you like some relaxing oxygen? Too bad, have a merkin! Breathe deep! Oh no, it isn't working?? Try harder! Now you die!"
zombiezero » pro 3 days ago
-or-

Face Your Fear (or the other way around?)
neonfreon » neu 3 days ago
fuck your face
falseprophet » neu 3 days ago
It looks like a woman's cleavage with very misshapen nipples.
achtung » neu 3 days ago
that's what babies do
cromar » neu 2 days ago
F - Y - F = -Y
srikamaraja » neu 2 days ago
Negative you, too, my good man. Negative you, too.
vegasrebel29 » neu 3 days ago
Lee? Jim?

This is what happens when your captain is not a raucous alcoholic squirrel.
srikamaraja » pro 2 days ago
THIS PLANE IS F-F-F-FUCKED!!!
fady » neu 3 days ago
Roast Beef does not sleep well.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Holy shit, yes!
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Notice also T went right back to sleep. Thaaaat guy...
raticus » neu 3 days ago
Just semi-consciously puts on the oxygen mask like he would hit the alarm clock without completely waking up. No memory of it. Will wake up in a few minutes very confused
silvereyes » neu 3 days ago
Teodor:
Probably set the alarm clock ahead of when he wanted to crash so he could have a few extra minutes of blissful 'oxygen-mask sleep'.

Roast Beef:
You're there. Having a fairly. relaxing. dream - the airplane crashing. Reach for oxygen mask, assured that this is what to do in this situation. You have prepared for this. Every day. Mirror. It turns into a merkin. OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

You awake from your dream. Find Lyle. He has spent 3.14 hours Google'ing "your Mom's merkin".
snachicat » neu 1 day ago
almost pi hours.
today is pi day.

i like pie.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 day ago
The recent earthquake in Chile altered the length of a terrestrial day and changed the earth's orbit, yet pi remains constant.
Oh pi, are there any women as constant, yet flaky tender as you?


Answer: YES! EMPIRICALLY!
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
Being totally irrational yet transcendental at the same time can make a playa in this town...
scorpio_nadir » neu 22 hours ago
:)
Can hugs be defined in terms of pi?

I think maybe, yes
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
I had a budgie but it died.
i_love_kate » neu 19 hours ago
Are you sure it's not just pining for the fjords?

I am sorry that I do not have a more obscure reference for you here, thegoblins.
nice-on-water » neu 8 hours ago
Funny story: I'm going to visit a fjord pretty soon. Just found it funny.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Or dead, most likely. Yes that's right, he will wake up dead.
lexsenthur » neu 3 days ago
I wonder what Teadore will drive in Hell.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
I thought Brats were standard but T might be stuck with Ray's Escalade.
mrcaruso » neu 3 days ago
note the fancy label on the merkin -- looks like something cartilage head would do -- perhaps HE is saying 'fuck you'
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
I'd call that fake fancy, like the labels of nylon stockings at a CVS, all using French Script MS or Brush Script Std, trying to have airs when it is completely unnecessary to have airs.
pmbarrett » neu 3 days ago
so basically you buy nylons at CVS?
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
That is obviously the only thing I meant for anyone to take away from that comment, yes.
pmbarrett » neu 3 days ago
are you... wearing them now?
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
I am always wearing them. I am wearing them so hard.
pmbarrett » neu 2 days ago
a/s/l?
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
nylonstockings/nylonstockings/nylonstockings
thegoblins » neu 2 days ago
we can't afford the silk when there's a war on
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
Funny story, women during The War used to draw lines on their legs to create the illusion of stockings. They had special line making devices and everything.
rowboat » pro 2 days ago
Imagine how surprised dudes were when they finally managed to get the stockings off their dates only to find a sickening mess of gore.
i_love_kate » neu 2 days ago
It's like I want to lame you but at the same time... don't.
pmbarrett » neu 2 days ago
so basically you draw lines on your legs to create the illusion of stockings?
granularsilica » neu 1 day ago
In the olden days, nylons had a seam, which chicks needed to keep nice and straight on the back of their calves.
linguine » neu 3 days ago
I doubt it's cartilage head, but I bet you that merkin is hecho en mexico.
pmbarrett » neu 3 days ago
the best ones always are.
scorpio_nadir » neu 3 days ago
That merkin looks just like Africa....

Queue up Toto, not Bon Jovi.
usversusthem » neu 3 days ago
And shoot Karl Wolf in the fuckin' head.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Seems reasonable.
gbvhead » neu 3 days ago
You're totally right. CH is saying fuck you to RB for cheating death.
skoora » neu 3 days ago
Ok, ok, I can dig this.
cbtbone » neu 3 days ago
well...at least Fuck You Friday is back...?
granularsilica » neu 3 days ago
It never really went away.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
It was in our hearts the entire time?
shelbydavis » neu 2 days ago
Just waiting to bust back out like some Ripley-Scott-style creature.
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
Goo.
rowboat » pro 2 days ago
Like Roy Batty?
rowboat » pro 2 days ago
Also: Ridley, goddamn you.
fuzzyshoo » neu 3 days ago
don't you think this scenario is like my emotions right now? hella crazy.
implode » neu 3 days ago
What is it with Chris and merkins? That's the second time I've seen them mentioned in Achewood recently, and they're not generally objects I see mentioned more often than never.

Perhaps he is in the pocket of Big Wig?
linguine » neu 3 days ago
look at your icon, like you're not =p
epicurus » neu 3 days ago
If this is a dream, explain why Teodor is correctly asleep during a plane crash?
linguine » neu 3 days ago
I'm sure this is one of Roast Beef's many worst nightmares.
thedrizzle » neu 2 days ago
Quite possibly one of the better ones.
snachicat » neu 1 day ago
the best worst nightmare!
rotfl » pro 3 days ago
This is what happens when you fly on "A Merkin" Airlines.
hexjumper » neu 3 days ago
My hat is off to you, you magnificent son of a bitch.
scorpio_nadir » neu 3 days ago
Their planes are notorious for nose-diving.
mockereo » neu 3 days ago
Their planes have luscious carpet
dybrar » neu 3 days ago
They do go down a lot.
salvar » neu 3 days ago
No lice, though. :D
gladi8orrex » neu 3 days ago
did joke similar to dis full 4 hours b4 this dood. lamed for unoriginality
greenkoolayd » neu 2 days ago
his is better.
gladi8orrex » neu 2 days ago
i know ur GF said this to you recently in reference to my sex performance i forgot my point but she wont be forgetting mine any time soon
greenkoolayd » neu 1 day ago
that joke is on you. that person you are referring to is not a girl.
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
So you are dating a ladyboy?
gladi8orrex » neu 22 hours ago
we're both in deep shit bro. cant belive u'd yoshmitsu this shit onto me an urself. mad balls. prop chub inc.
invidious » neu 3 days ago
They charge you for handling your bag.
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
They face steep competition from Aer Lingus.

Fuck.
shelbydavis » neu 2 days ago
Cuntinental.
invidious » pro 2 days ago
AirTranny
Jet Blue Balls
Mid-Breast Express
raticus » neu 2 days ago
Air Candida
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
(Volt)air(e) Candide.
shelbydavis » neu 2 days ago
Volt (amper)e c(oulomb)

Fuck.
raticus » neu 2 days ago
mockereo » neu 2 days ago
Virgin Airlines is pretty much good as is?
i_love_kate » neu 2 days ago
Clitish Airlines? We are scraping the barrel, now.
nice-on-water » neu 1 day ago
Clitish Airways.
wingspan » neu 1 day ago
I suppose SAS could just go to ASS.
smilebuddha » neu 1 day ago
I BOACed your mother last night.
scorpio_nadir » neu 2 days ago
stiff competition

-missed it by * * that much
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
FUCK.
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
But how about it's Lingus meaning tongue and not dick and steep is kind of like deep like deep with the tongue and it's 3:30 am and I should be in bed.
teezee » neu 2 days ago
"A-Merkin Airlines; To sleep, perchance to scream~"
gladi8orrex » neu 3 days ago
no wonder roast befes still married molly despite alla troubles they got

he goes down easily and often!

my bad yall i been kinda sick
plummet » neu 3 days ago
What the fuck dude
tonk » neu 3 days ago
It may not be what Jon Bon Jovi had in mind when he sang "Blaze of Glory," but it is what Enuff Z'Nuff had in mind when they wrote "Fly High Michelle." Oddly enough.
katsura » neu 3 days ago
Beef gonna RUIN that merkin.
westsider8 » neu 3 days ago
Enjoy it now, Beef. Next week I hear the airlines will be charging $25 for the pleasure of huffing that merkin.
mockereo » neu 3 days ago
really? they haven't instituted the merkin surcharge yet on the airlines in your region? we've had those since '04!
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Fucking RyanAir!
jeffspaulding » neu 3 days ago
At least he won't die confused for asexual forcemeat.

You should always have a merkin handy if you travel with Glen of Imaal Terriers.
sherief » neu 3 days ago
T seems to be stoically saying his Fuck-you-Fridays to the plane crash as he sleeps through it.
gelter » neu 3 days ago
Oh God, today is SUCH a Fuck You Friday. You read my mind, Chris.
streever » pro 3 days ago
Awesome. More like this, please.
granularsilica » neu 3 days ago
Re: merkin. What do those little clips attach to -- skin?
nice-on-water » neu 3 days ago
Some kind of...pelvic bone...hooks? I shudder to imagine.
thegoblins » neu 2 days ago
anterior superior iliac spine
*kills self*
brokeaccount » neu 2 days ago
Garter belt. Classy as hell, man.
granularsilica » neu 1 day ago
Garter belt! OF course, how could I have forgotten -- I was actually alive when women wore those things, although not old enough to take one off. Then panty hose appeared.
neonfreon » neu 3 days ago
i think onstad is insane
lynnym » neu 2 days ago
Well, obviously. It's a beautiful illness.
heyo » neu 2 days ago
I legit hope there is not a follow up to this. There is no way adding to it or giving it context will improve it.
neonfreon » neu 2 days ago
the plane has crashed, the dream is over
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
I propose this sound track (Milli Vanilli- Girl, I'm gonna Miss You)
dumase » neu 2 days ago
I don't understand why the airlines used a merkin as the oxygen mask? Or why Teodor's oxygen mask is a regular oxygen mask while Beef's is not? I don't get this strip. Like, at all.
fady » neu 2 days ago
Roast Beef is having a nightmare.
greenkoolayd » neu 2 days ago
his name describes his intellectual capacity. i bet his first name is alexandre.
daidai » pro 2 days ago
Earlier today, I was at a red light waiting to turn left after an exhausting trip to buy all the shit I need to bring back to school. The light turns green -- I hit the gas. About 3 feet into the intersection a very ugly woman in the non-turning lane to my right cuts straight across my lane and turned left. The two cars behind me were quick enough to brake, but my car could have been owned.

I have never been a mild-tempered person when driving. I chased the woman's shitty gold Honda with my shitty red Hyundai down 3 blocks to the next red light. I pulled up next to her, and motioned for her to roll down her window.
The woman apparently had no idea she cut me off, she rolled it down.

I shouted: "Excuse me, do you know what day it is?"

"Er...it's Friday?" the ugly woman quipped.

"Yes it is. FUCK YOU!"
The "fuck you" was shouted quite loudly. I don't mean this in like a Nice Pete way, but I was really angry and am a loud person in general.
I rolled up my window intending to speed away in victory when I noticed the light was still red and there were 2 cars in front of me. The ugly woman was still staring at me. She may have been shouting too.

I waited approximately 20 seconds in this awkward position, the light changed, and I realized my lane was moving slower than hers. She passed me while showing me her favorite finger.

I drove home and decided I needed to share my Fuck You Friday moment.
granularsilica » neu 2 days ago
Car revenge often backfires.
dangelder » neu 2 days ago
The road system is generally designed that way.
lateadopter » neu 2 days ago
A year ago, some young and pretty woman in a Porsche Boxster did the same thing to me entering a mall, except she was in the right-turn-only lane and I was going straight.

I had enough time to consider not putting on the brakes and just T-boning her. If she survived, the accident would have been her fault, and I'd get a new car. The kid had spilled some milk that got under the carpet, so that really would have killed two birds with one stone.

But in the second-tenth of a second, as the pretty woman laid rubber across my path, survival instinct kicked in and I hit the brakes.

I still regret it.


- now taking applications for "...that I T-boned?" and "laid rubber" jokes. No more bird jokes will be accepted.
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
was in St. Louis going to a show with my friend's girl friend in my 2000 hyundai elantra. She dropped her lighter or something. So we're rummaging around for it, and I find this piece of dried up burger, so we're staring at the kinda weird and gross remnant of a burger, and I run a red light, and damn near head-on with a car turning left. She says something and I'm like, oh shit, and I swerve hard to the left, slamming her (my passenger) against the door, her coffee cup a pop 'n rum surprisingly goes mostly unspilled. I missed the car and just kept going. she was okay, but rather freaked out about almost having an accident. I imagine the people in the other car were kinda tripped out too. Didn't trip me out, but it was more interesting than the average day. note to self - try to be more careful when driving in unfamiliar cities...
teezee » pro 1 day ago
Today a stranger was a cock to me and did not wage peace.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 day ago
karma chubby. Woe unto those who "think" they can profit from a disaster.
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
What a dipstick.
dybrar » neu 2 days ago
You could have gotten in as many as two and a half eight second screams during that time, you know.
gladi8orrex » neu 2 days ago
How obnoxious. i mean really
machineelf » neu 2 days ago
Previously on LOST . . .
onegoodmonkey » pro 2 days ago
Yay!
subrosian » pro 2 days ago
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife. -2PAC
You wife to a player but I fucked your claim. -Allstate

Fuck you Achewood. Fuck continuity, fuck story arcs, fuck Roast Beef in his god-damned depressed little arteries. He wanted to die, he knows this is how it has to end. Inhale those fake pubes SUCK THEM IN. This is dying, this is FRIDAY.
diplomat76 » neu 2 days ago
You... you just kept saying Fuck to things until there was nothing left.
thedrizzle » neu 2 days ago
You can never run out of things. As a man of the world I know this.
smallblackdog » neu 2 days ago
you can never run out of things to say 'fuck' to.
snachicat » neu 1 day ago
never.
jaminspoon » neu 1 day ago
Fuck that.
greenkoolayd » neu 2 days ago
damn. how long have you been holding that in?
thegoblins » neu 2 days ago
What in the world is this shit.
smallblackdog » neu 2 days ago
copro mundi - the shit of the world
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
toot de monde: worldfart.
badlion » neu 2 days ago
I happen to actually be Bon Jovi, and this is precisely what I had mind you jerk.
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
Dear Mr. Bon Jovi

Shut the FUCK up with your goddamn music. You ASSHOLE.

Love
nice-on-water
thegoblins » neu 2 days ago
*offers a glass*
nice-on-water » neu 1 day ago
*takes, dumps contents, steps on glass, withdraws flask, swigs offers*
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
*accepts. There is a grue in it*
professordoctor » neu 20 hours ago
Was it pitch black? Grues only come out in pitch black.
srikamaraja » neu 2 days ago
Teodor cannot be bothered to wake up and die. He's doin' this the way he's done everything in life. His way.


(also, he knows that he kicks it from shock associated with massive weight loss anyway)
smallblackdog » neu 2 days ago
It's actually a pre-tumescent penis with wings
pygmalion00 » neu 2 days ago
I cannot decide which is worse: having this happen, or finding out that your air-sick bag is pre-used.
ratacattt » neu 2 days ago
worse is when your merkin is pre-used
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
"I'm nauseous...I'm nauseous..."
nice-on-water » neu 2 days ago
You know what, stylistically this is one of the best comics since the last Cartilage Head series. It's a pleasure to look at and since I can't end a sentence with a preposition I will end it NOW.
stereo » neu 1 day ago
It is at which a pleasure, look.
gladi8orrex » neu 1 day ago
YOU CAN END SENTENCES IN PROPOSITIONS BUSINESS MEN DO IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME DON'T BE STUPID
nice-on-water » neu 1 day ago
Businessmen don't have the same morals as me faggot.
gladi8orrex » neu 1 day ago
sympathy chub. hope you patch tings up wit ur gf bro tell nadine i said sup
jaminspoon » neu 1 day ago
Nothing tastes as bittersweet as sympathy chub.
thedrizzle » neu 1 day ago
I am curious to know how you know this, yet not curious enough to ask.
plummet » neu 1 day ago
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED
nice-on-water » neu 1 day ago
thanx bro its bin hard but wen u got frens liek u its jus a bit ezier lol :') its jus she still got mystuff u no? i still got hurz...is liek were still 2gedder but it aint be man, neva gunna, bitch borke my h8rt 2 manny goddam times
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
Get your stuff back now. It's very important to secure your assets after Ma Bell splinters. Trust me. You'll kick yourself for losing that cute red raincoat and that sexy bra when you next try to go flashing people.
granularsilica » neu 1 day ago
That old preposition-end thing is complete carp made up by dudes who wanted all languages to be like Latin. You can split infinitives, too.
nice-on-water » neu 1 day ago
I know all that but I'm trying to follow the language properly before I get all Beckettian on it.
i_love_kate » neu 2 days ago
Teodor is so used to fatal plane crashes that he puts his oxygen mask on in his sleep.
fuckyoufriday » neu 1 day ago
fruck you... frrrrriday!
ratacattt » neu 1 day ago
I hope Philippe wasn't in a pet carrier in the cargo hold
snachicat » pro 1 day ago
hahahahahahahaha
lolsworth » neu 1 day ago
This is the captain speaking, we've entered a patch of Kirby Dots
streever » neu 1 day ago
Just stop encouraging him to work this into continuity. This is a brilliant stand alone strip. Achewood is at it's best when Onstad isn't holding your stupid mucous covered hand and leading you on a god damn tour of the enchanted wonderland.
thegoblins » neu 23 hours ago
The man speaks wisdom from his sexy mouth.
streever » neu 7 hours ago
You live!
gladi8orrex » neu 22 hours ago
mucos covered hand... enchanted wonderland."

so you wrote that and still didn't make it into a poem. okay

just the encouragement
let this one stand alone,
on its own--brilliantly.
let this one stay outside
the borders of continuity
onstad works his best
at his own behest.
he alone wears
he aint the wicked witch--
of the west
this aint oz
he aint george lucas
he doesnt needa hold ya hand
(which is covered in mucus)
and lead you through
an enchanted (goddamn) wonderland

emeril says bam
gladi8orrex » neu 22 hours ago
LINE EDIT:

'of the west' can b disregarded was hang-over form previous draft jus'... jus' do away wit it
ratacattt » neu 9 hours ago
your rhymes got so much punch they took down the assetbar. again!
streever » pro 7 hours ago
that is beautiful and I am giving you so many chubbies for that
I knew you had good english. I believed in you. Thank you for never disappointing me.
puguglypress » neu 2 hours ago
I had my doubts at first but you really brought it together at the end with the emeril line
streever » pro 2 hours ago
chubbied for your doubts, which I shared as well
Here is to being human.
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