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» 'Anaconda', anyone? [i]...  -  neu
 

The WISMOD.  07/02/2009 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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inspectorgadget » pro 1 hour ago
Nubbin-crazer. 5'd.
daidai » neu 1 hour ago
WISMOD sounds like a lesbian robot.
woodenteeth » neu 1 hour ago
Take Me To Your Breeder.
zoltan » neu 57 minutes ago
I wonder if there's a WISMOD 'app'. I wonder what it would do to my phone.
woodenteeth » neu 41 minutes ago
Vibrate automatically if placed in your girlfriend's pants.

Oh, look at me, assuming someone on the Internet has a girlfriend. Wait. I have a girlfriend. Carry on.
hedonismbot » neu 34 minutes ago
He does have a girlfriend people, and she's great. Very soft hands, very soft, skilled hands.
i_love_kate » neu 29 minutes ago
Like a velvet glassblower.
woodenteeth » neu 5 minutes ago
You use Nivea don't you?

Assetbar! He likes me calling him my girlfriend.
andrew_ » neu 7 minutes ago
WHAT IS THIS!?
all-star951 » neu 1 hour ago
What do the crossed-out words say?
all-star951 » neu 1 hour ago
Word, singular. Sorry.
woodenteeth » neu 1 hour ago
I stared at it for quite a while and got nothing but "zhoon". I don't know what that says about me.
icecube » neu 50 minutes ago
"sheen", I'd hazard
usversusthem » neu 41 minutes ago
Oh Ice Cube. Is there nothing you can't do?

(You could have showed some more self-restraint when it came to XXX: State of the Union. Just sayin'.)
i_love_kate » neu 28 minutes ago
On the other hand, I couldn't have been more pleased with Three Kings.
fancypants » neu 4 minutes ago
'Anaconda', anyone?

Oh shiiiiiiiiit

carpetbag » pro 1 hour ago
I am solidly in favor of any storyline rooted in Cornelius writing smut.
c_dizzle » neu 50 minutes ago
I believe that is actually his current occupation. Well...narrating smut, at least.
plummet » neu 56 minutes ago
Someday, I pray that I will have the writing chops of Cornelius Bear.

The man is an artist and his paintbrush is the old-fashioned typewriter.
azairborne » neu 35 minutes ago
Only he possesses the ability to write such eloquent gastrosexual id candy.
woodenteeth » neu 49 minutes ago
Williams-Sonoma's website have a FAQ question: What is White Glove Delivery.

When a tall, dark-skinned man with a white glove enters her to the wrist and retrieves a cookware order of her choice. The dark-skinned man also does children's parties and weddings.
fineoakstructure » neu 27 minutes ago
And this is better than fingering like crazy how?
woodenteeth » neu 4 minutes ago
... and what do either of these things have to do with eating shit?
toiletstore » pro 43 minutes ago
i think they serve the EVOO at five guys.
hedonismbot » neu 35 minutes ago
Women who masturbate to Rachel Ray fantasies will never get laid by men with descended testicles.
i_love_kate » neu 20 minutes ago
Yeah, those men with descended testicles are a choosy bunch in general.
i_love_kate » neu 20 minutes ago
As soon as I saw "R. Dana Canter" I thought "anagram", but after ten minutes of experimentation the best results I could come up with were "An errant cad", "care and rant" and, most fittingly, "narrated can".

I think we must just come to accept that Cornelius lacks Phillipe's genius for nomenclature, to say nothing of his even-handed pacing and characterisation.
i_love_kate » neu 16 minutes ago
Philippe, rather.

I so solly.
theirateturk » neu 4 minutes ago
vOv
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