I was not glad that I did this.

Fuck you.

Your icon totally wraps that up in a nice package it does.

And then kicked one of us in the chest plate.

Fuck you.

You mean ASCEND BODILY TO HEAVEN YOU

The Crucifixion is observed on a Friday actually. Good Friday was the original Fuck You Friday.

One man died to save us all from sin. That's pretty good.

woah. i just imagined you posting that in a heartfelt way. it made me shudder.

I love how he responds to the drive-thru person..."No. Fuck you." In my mind, he says it all as if telling the person "that's all," and the tone makes it all the better. Come enjoy how it sounds in my head with me.

"Fuck along, now".

Unlike most of us, Ray is able to emote a polite congeniality whilst dropping the closing f-bomb.
Let us all celebrate the "Fuck You Friday" each and every week.

This is important. A fuck you is a fuck you, but there's no need to be rude about it.

Respect.

Again, strange going through the archives, reading your posts, and then suddenly, today, everything CLICKS.

Fuck you Friday has become a tradition at my job. It has expanded to encompass every day of the week.

My 21st birthday party, which fell on a Friday, was officially a Fuck You Friday party. Nobody understood why I was saying Fuck You to everyone, but it was worth it.

Pat's trail mix always deserves a Fuck You.

"I'll expect you in five minutes" Fuck You, Pat. And anyone who would ever say that.

Man, I bet the drive through person was thoroughly confused. "All I did was offer that dude some cheesecake!"

Ray is showing some wicked sack, all saying "fuck you" to someone who's about to handle his food. I wonder if Meal # 2 got the arms and backs treatment...

Goddamnit, first post ever and I forget to mark it "pro" to accurately reflect how this asset made me feel!

Fuck me.

No, fuck you, buddy, fuck you.

With pleasure.
...
Sorry, it's "With pleasure" Thursday around here.

Some people are just not fuckin' fans of cheesecake. At hoity-toity bru-ha-has all over the place, the hostess has practiced her smile in the mirror hours before, because she knows when she spins through the crowd with little sections of brie and the odd piece of cheesecake a guy might eyeball the cheesecake and respond with a semi-apologetic, "Nawp. Fuck you." Guy could be a chairman of a hosptial, it don't matter none. That's just the workins of cheesecake in action.

It was so fucking hard not to write "cheesesteak" through all that. Fuck all y'all.

If I ever get rich enough to where I don't have to work again, every day will be Fuck You Friday, no matter where I am, even at a family reunion or before a grand jury.

"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, allow me to speak for my client when I say: fuck you."

"We, the jury, find the defendant... guilty. Fuck you."

This is one of my favorite strips.
I keep it on my desktop and open it secretly whenever need be, read it over, smile, and relax.
I am a schoolteacher.

Damn! So school teachers do have personalities, they just keep them hidden?

Speaking as a high school math teacher,

Fuck You.

You teach high school math? Fuck you, man.

Everyone, please note that this was my first attempt at using BBcode.

Also note that I kicked it's goddamn ass.

damn

It would seem you could interchange "Namaste" and "Fuck you", if you're the sort to say Namaste, or if you just want to. I think "fuck you" is clearer and more friendly than "Namaste" anyway

I'd say fuck you to someone too, if they offered me something made from stawberry, EVEN IF IT WAS THE POPE.

But strawberry popes are delicious!

Ray gets some late fast food, goes to bed, changes his mind and gets up to grill a steak, all in the time-frame of one glorious Friday.

Thursday Blogs

Ray: What is it with eggs?
Onstad: What happens when you go on a walk.

One of my local radio stations has Fuck Your Friday. You call in to an automated recording thing, give your Fuck You, and they play them every Friday. I actually gave a Fuck You once, to an ex of mine. She actually heard it. And we worked together.

Not my finest moment