I laughed.
Man-rape is always funny, unlike when women get raped, which is tragic.

I love Teodor's indignant look in 1 and 2.

Yes, but what's with his arms in the first two panels? Pre-Subway yoga? Homage to Chuck Norris?

Ohhh. Now I see. He's covering his vitals 'cause the fire.

I absolutely agree

I read that line and voted five before I even thought about voting.

What five-thousand?!

You called?

You can tell he's going to let that Falmik Sub burn out and sell it to Philippe anyway.

What? WHAT?

The homo says what two times, dear foetus_punch?

Huh?

In case you're generally confused, I kindly redirect you to this strip

(generally = genuinely)

Oh man generally is better. It's as if the linked strip is, in your opinion, remedy to habitual confusion.

Oh, yeah, totally. Achewood fan comments are one of the few places on the internet where the fan's make me love the content more.

I keep imagining the R.L. Jared being shown this strip by a "friend".

i agree classic vlad

In the last panel, Teodor seriously considers this proposition.

"WHY DID YOU PUNCH MY HEART? AUUGH! WHYYYYY?"

Jared would know why.

Like a deer being hunted by a wise Native American, he would understand why this must be so.

I almost peed my pants. I laughed so hard that I died.

aw mannnnn

Good God. I wish I could see the commercial come to be. That would make me so happy.

Your avatar makes that comment hilarious...it also makes Phillipe seem bloodthirsty. Disturbingly cute.

On the subject of Achewood borrowings, I frequently describe bad things that I encounter as being like "a biscuit with two shits inside".

Girls would rather sleep with a biscuit with two shits inside than with Jared.

Agreed, he's hella terrible. I always thought Jared was rogering Clay the Fireman from that one 'real people' Subway commercial until I saw where he got married...to a girl.

Clay Henry slides down the firepole as his jingle plays in the backgrownd.

His name is Henry
Clay Henry
He's a fireman and a Jared fan
From Subway

He got real big on burgers and fries
Now he's down to a smaller size
Gets his might from his veggie delight
Great taste each day from his local Subway

He's Henry
Clay Henry

In Soviet Russia, a chubby has you!

Hot.

Through reading Achewood I have realised that Eastern European English is far more hilarious than any poorly translated Japanese.

i would like to be that green beret

I knew someone would say that.

Proof that the lack of a delete button works!

It sounds better in Russian. 2 %u0434%u0435%u0440%u044C%u043C%u0430 %u0432 %u043F%u0435%u0447%u0435%u043D%u044C%u0435

so does "get 'er done." Are you that guy?

I love biscuts.

Still? you're a far better person than I.

yo, could 'Flamink' be perhaps a Jared slam or..a wish?

One day I'm gonna wipe my ass with the thickest slices of the freshest-baked bread. But 'til then I guess I'll just keep shittin' in these biscuits.

That picture has driven me to drink.

I mean, I was drinking already, but, you know.

You, too? Cheers.

McDonald's, where "growing your brand" means actually branding the fucking food with a hot iron "M".

The thing I like is the animate lines around the sandwich in 2nd panel, as if Vlad's hand is shaking in eagerness for teodor to take it.

Teodor's defensive posture arms win.

This was the strip my roommate sent me the link to that was my introduction to Achewood. I voted this strip a five only because I couldn't give it a fifty. That last line is the greatest.

Oh God. Vlad. Classic Vlad. I so love this guy. So love.

I laff because I am a cruel cold hearted bastard. I wonder if Vlad spent anytime in a Stalinist workcamp...

I just laughed so hard milk duds came out my nose and all over my monitor. Good thing I'm at work.

Yet another Achewood phrase absorbed into my vernacular. I now refer to Steve Buscemi as having the sex appeal of a biscuit with two shits inside.

Damn that sandwich is gonna be burned all to hell by the time anyone gets around to eating it.

In panel two, Téodor looks like he is about to show off his wicked kung fu chops.

Also, fully expecting it to mess up the carefully diacritic-enabled 'e' in the small bear's name above, I would like to issue a preemptive "screw you" to Assetbar. So up yours, Assetbar, if you mess up that acute accent (but not up yours if you don't).

I knew it.