I have to laugh every time I see your comments. There are almost always more lames than chubbies, and for no apparent reason.
hard luck, man.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
I screwed the pooch...up?
diggidy » neu2 years ago
I like your funny words. "Quit making the same mistake in your brain." This is how people should talk.
shirt145 » neu1 years ago
My Internet Explorer cold all displaying hell of chubbies.
scorpio_nadir » neu4 months ago
This is how Vlad is talkink. Be getink with the programming man.
semiquaver » pro2 years ago
Chub'd and conceded.
tekende » pro2 years ago
Chubbied for grace and dignity.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Chubbied for the sheer fucking hell of it.
nbgreene » neu1 years ago
this was getting good then it turned into a love fest.
*splut
semiquaver » neu1 years ago
chubbied FOR THE MOTHERLAND
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
chubbies for any and all mentions of mothers!
gunsofray » neu1 years ago
LAMED FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
not really.
hateandwar » neu1 years ago
Chubbied for Penis Landscape and probable reference to the Dead Kennedys.
gunsofray » neu1 years ago
no Dead Kennedys reference in the comment.. but they are the band which drew my attention to Penis Landscape. Oh how i love controversial bands and controvertsial artwork, however probably badly spelled. Also, thank you, kind sir!
robocop » pro3 months ago
chubbied for allowing me to imagine hank hill smoking a cigarette and referencing both the Penis Landscape and the Dead Kennedys.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
You screwed the pooch's idea.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
Man, that pooch is screwed up.
greenkoolayd » neu1 years ago
puppies are way cute.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
No wonder there are so many puppyists.
therealsnazzle » neu3 months ago
I could almost forgive it if it weren't for the incessant use of italics.
pogo » neu2 years ago
He has history with the first round of clowns to discover this sandbox, where he apparently pooped a lot.
delzhand » pro3 years ago
Ray totally thinks that Roast Beef would use Internet Explorer.
jthm_guitarist » pro2 years ago
Exactly, Beef is more computer savvy than that.
unsentletter » pro2 years ago
No way in hell he'd use IE except to debug. Y'all are so correct -- it's all in Ray's mind...
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
IE is the only browser Ray knows about.
and that, for him, is okay. 'sides, if any virus ever attacked his machine, he'd straight-up huck it and get a new one.
load_blown » neu8 months ago
i would chubbie a second if allowed for
petitegitan » pro3 years ago
hahahaha...hahahaha... There is no comment besides laughter.
nurdbot » pro3 years ago
This one always cracks me up, I love the parody so much. I wonder if Vlad backspaced or zoomed?
iloveyoucupcake » pro3 years ago
Mormons have an aversion to sandwiches
deancain29 » pro3 years ago
when I first read it, I thought Vlad said 'moron'.
hyetal » neu2 years ago
Rim shot!
overmedicated » neu2 years ago
HEYO
mercuri0us » neu1 years ago
I guess some Mormons didn't appreciate that.
luckypyjamas » neu1 years ago
six of them so far
oh well, can't please everybody
love_is_so_punk » neu1 years ago
I'm not Mormon but I lamed it for being such a bad joke. I do live in Utah though... so maybe I've just heard it waaaaaayyyyyy too many times.
dusty » pro1 weeks ago
But the thing is they aren't morons, they're a cult of self righteous little schemers with extremely conservative values. The ones at the core of it are very intelligent, if misguided. The followers are all types, many are nut jobs, hoarding arsenals of weapons waiting for WW3 and Armageddon. Many are women without a thought in their head because they have accepted the teaching that they are an accessory to a man, no more or less than particularly valuable livestock, a child of a lesser god, that god being their husband.
kazad » neu3 years ago
Man this mainly just makes me want a Subway sandwich...
honesttom » neu2 years ago
Sex sells!
ringwoodcomics » neu2 years ago
Don't saythings like that, Phillipe.
molesticide » pro2 years ago
i'm eating one right now! i must have gotten it last night, but i don't remember... there's only half of it left. i had to pull off the tomatoes.
deLICious.
saru » neu2 years ago
So let me get this straight. You are eating a sandwich that you do not remember purchasing, and has ingredients on it that you do not like.
You... I hate to point out the obvious, but, did you just steal my sandwich?
bourbonsamurai » pro2 years ago
That comment made me laugh out loud. And then try to think of some witty sandwich related comment to add but fail because I have been drinking.
tourach3 » pro2 years ago
I AM A BOURBON SAMURAI AT MOMENTS SUCH AS THIS VERY ONE
the_stoned_one » pro2 years ago
you should take an interest in sandwiches
(or sammiches)
try joining club sandwich
...i wish i had a jam sammich
heccibiggs » pro2 years ago
Hahaha you're a genius
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Comments like these prove that when Onstad does a three-panel, the rest of us crave to add more witty flavor. There is nae better comic.
direhaggis » neu3 years ago
The lapels of Beef's coat are curious.
pitseleh » neu2 years ago
It's a pretty solid parody of the cover for the movie Say Anything.
[IMGS OFF]
talix18 » pro2 years ago
Except wasn't that scene at night?
jujubeesforjesus » neu2 years ago
No, early morning. Just around dawn...I mean...erm...I dunno?
pogo » neu2 years ago
Thanks for clearing that up. I was totally blank on the reference.
mr_sanders » pro2 years ago
This one gave me new belief in life.
greyfield » neu1 years ago
Ehh. I'd vote for someone more morose-looking. Off the top of my head... Ed Norton after a whiskey bender?
mystkmanat » neu11 months ago
Naw, at the end it would just turn out that he and Ray were the same person all along
_cheesekayke » pro2 years ago
For some reason Beef looks much taller and more dashing than usual in a Lloyd-Dobler-esque trenchcoat.
boredom_man » neu2 years ago
So does Craig Schwartz. John Cusack. Whatever his name is.
charchar » neu2 years ago
Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Molly really hates having better jobs suggested to her.
caseyb3 » neu2 years ago
'Is Mormon?' has been my preferred way of asking any question even vaguely associated with Mormons since I saw this. Is so goot.
direhaggis » neu2 years ago
Roast Beef is wearing pants in Ray's mind. It's kinda shocking. No one really wears pants in Achewood.
heccibiggs » neu2 years ago
Disagreement box!
Philippe's trousers are a staple of Achewood. And what about Teodor's crazy things? And pretty much all the characters tend to wear trousers at least occasionally.
Or, "pants", whatever.
direhaggis » pro2 years ago
Shorts and pantaloons, respectively--respectfully.
atticusonline » pro2 years ago
you and your disagreement boxes
haha solid chubby
sandswipe » neu2 years ago
Roast Beef always struck me as a guy who switches between firefox and lynx, depending on his needs.
dasuta » neu2 years ago
Rock on, Beef. Rock on untill the end of days, with that laptop and coat.
charchar » pro2 years ago
The alt-text has found my new wave guy! I was wonderingb where he was.
turnabout » pro2 years ago
... in_your_eyes.mp3 playing from the built-in speakers.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
what a fucking Good movie.
eskimodave » neu1 years ago
I can't believe I was all like "holy shit its that john cusack movie from the 80s. man the 80s rocked for movies."
poodlelucy » pro1 years ago
beef had her at "hello"
jabroniville » neu1 years ago
Any comic featuring references to "Say Anything" automatically win, even if they suck. And this one does it without sucking.
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*splut
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not really.
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and that, for him, is okay. 'sides, if any virus ever attacked his machine, he'd straight-up huck it and get a new one.
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oh well, can't please everybody
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deLICious.
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You... I hate to point out the obvious, but, did you just steal my sandwich?
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(or sammiches)
try joining club sandwich
...i wish i had a jam sammich
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[IMGS OFF]
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Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich.
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Philippe's trousers are a staple of Achewood. And what about Teodor's crazy things? And pretty much all the characters tend to wear trousers at least occasionally.
Or, "pants", whatever.
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haha solid chubby
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