Beef as Lloyd Dobler  01/21/2005 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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saint » neu 2 years ago
I have to laugh every time I see your comments. There are almost always more lames than chubbies, and for no apparent reason.
hard luck, man.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
I screwed the pooch...up?
diggidy » neu 2 years ago
I like your funny words. "Quit making the same mistake in your brain." This is how people should talk.
shirt145 » neu 1 years ago
My Internet Explorer cold all displaying hell of chubbies.
scorpio_nadir » neu 4 months ago
This is how Vlad is talkink. Be getink with the programming man.
semiquaver » pro 2 years ago
Chub'd and conceded.
tekende » pro 2 years ago
Chubbied for grace and dignity.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
Chubbied for the sheer fucking hell of it.
nbgreene » neu 1 years ago
this was getting good then it turned into a love fest.

*splut
semiquaver » neu 1 years ago
chubbied FOR THE MOTHERLAND
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
chubbies for any and all mentions of mothers!
gunsofray » neu 1 years ago
LAMED FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

not really.
hateandwar » neu 1 years ago
Chubbied for Penis Landscape and probable reference to the Dead Kennedys.
gunsofray » neu 1 years ago
no Dead Kennedys reference in the comment.. but they are the band which drew my attention to Penis Landscape. Oh how i love controversial bands and controvertsial artwork, however probably badly spelled. Also, thank you, kind sir!
robocop » pro 3 months ago
chubbied for allowing me to imagine hank hill smoking a cigarette and referencing both the Penis Landscape and the Dead Kennedys.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
You screwed the pooch's idea.
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Man, that pooch is screwed up.
greenkoolayd » neu 1 years ago
puppies are way cute.
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
No wonder there are so many puppyists.
therealsnazzle » neu 3 months ago
I could almost forgive it if it weren't for the incessant use of italics.
pogo » neu 2 years ago
He has history with the first round of clowns to discover this sandbox, where he apparently pooped a lot.
delzhand » pro 3 years ago
Ray totally thinks that Roast Beef would use Internet Explorer.
jthm_guitarist » pro 2 years ago
Exactly, Beef is more computer savvy than that.
unsentletter » pro 2 years ago
No way in hell he'd use IE except to debug. Y'all are so correct -- it's all in Ray's mind...
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
IE is the only browser Ray knows about.

and that, for him, is okay. 'sides, if any virus ever attacked his machine, he'd straight-up huck it and get a new one.
load_blown » neu 8 months ago
i would chubbie a second if allowed for
petitegitan » pro 3 years ago
hahahaha...hahahaha... There is no comment besides laughter.
nurdbot » pro 3 years ago
This one always cracks me up, I love the parody so much. I wonder if Vlad backspaced or zoomed?
iloveyoucupcake » pro 3 years ago
Mormons have an aversion to sandwiches
deancain29 » pro 3 years ago
when I first read it, I thought Vlad said 'moron'.
hyetal » neu 2 years ago
Rim shot!
overmedicated » neu 2 years ago
HEYO
mercuri0us » neu 1 years ago
I guess some Mormons didn't appreciate that.
luckypyjamas » neu 1 years ago
six of them so far

oh well, can't please everybody
love_is_so_punk » neu 1 years ago
I'm not Mormon but I lamed it for being such a bad joke. I do live in Utah though... so maybe I've just heard it waaaaaayyyyyy too many times.
dusty » pro 1 weeks ago
But the thing is they aren't morons, they're a cult of self righteous little schemers with extremely conservative values. The ones at the core of it are very intelligent, if misguided. The followers are all types, many are nut jobs, hoarding arsenals of weapons waiting for WW3 and Armageddon. Many are women without a thought in their head because they have accepted the teaching that they are an accessory to a man, no more or less than particularly valuable livestock, a child of a lesser god, that god being their husband.
kazad » neu 3 years ago
Man this mainly just makes me want a Subway sandwich...
honesttom » neu 2 years ago
Sex sells!
ringwoodcomics » neu 2 years ago
Don't saythings like that, Phillipe.
molesticide » pro 2 years ago
i'm eating one right now! i must have gotten it last night, but i don't remember... there's only half of it left. i had to pull off the tomatoes.

deLICious.
saru » neu 2 years ago
So let me get this straight. You are eating a sandwich that you do not remember purchasing, and has ingredients on it that you do not like.
You... I hate to point out the obvious, but, did you just steal my sandwich?
bourbonsamurai » pro 2 years ago
That comment made me laugh out loud. And then try to think of some witty sandwich related comment to add but fail because I have been drinking.
tourach3 » pro 2 years ago
I AM A BOURBON SAMURAI AT MOMENTS SUCH AS THIS VERY ONE
the_stoned_one » pro 2 years ago
you should take an interest in sandwiches
(or sammiches)
try joining club sandwich


...i wish i had a jam sammich
heccibiggs » pro 2 years ago
Hahaha you're a genius
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
Comments like these prove that when Onstad does a three-panel, the rest of us crave to add more witty flavor. There is nae better comic.
direhaggis » neu 3 years ago
The lapels of Beef's coat are curious.
pitseleh » neu 2 years ago
It's a pretty solid parody of the cover for the movie Say Anything.

[IMGS OFF]
talix18 » pro 2 years ago
Except wasn't that scene at night?
jujubeesforjesus » neu 2 years ago
No, early morning. Just around dawn...I mean...erm...I dunno?
pogo » neu 2 years ago
Thanks for clearing that up. I was totally blank on the reference.
mr_sanders » pro 2 years ago
This one gave me new belief in life.
greyfield » neu 1 years ago
Ehh. I'd vote for someone more morose-looking. Off the top of my head... Ed Norton after a whiskey bender?
mystkmanat » neu 11 months ago
Naw, at the end it would just turn out that he and Ray were the same person all along
_cheesekayke » pro 2 years ago
For some reason Beef looks much taller and more dashing than usual in a Lloyd-Dobler-esque trenchcoat.
boredom_man » neu 2 years ago
So does Craig Schwartz. John Cusack. Whatever his name is.
charchar » neu 2 years ago
Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Molly really hates having better jobs suggested to her.
caseyb3 » neu 2 years ago
'Is Mormon?' has been my preferred way of asking any question even vaguely associated with Mormons since I saw this. Is so goot.
direhaggis » neu 2 years ago
Roast Beef is wearing pants in Ray's mind. It's kinda shocking. No one really wears pants in Achewood.
heccibiggs » neu 2 years ago
Disagreement box!

Philippe's trousers are a staple of Achewood. And what about Teodor's crazy things? And pretty much all the characters tend to wear trousers at least occasionally.

Or, "pants", whatever.
direhaggis » pro 2 years ago
Shorts and pantaloons, respectively--respectfully.
atticusonline » pro 2 years ago
you and your disagreement boxes

haha solid chubby
sandswipe » neu 2 years ago
Roast Beef always struck me as a guy who switches between firefox and lynx, depending on his needs.
dasuta » neu 2 years ago
Rock on, Beef. Rock on untill the end of days, with that laptop and coat.
charchar » pro 2 years ago
The alt-text has found my new wave guy! I was wonderingb where he was.
turnabout » pro 2 years ago
... in_your_eyes.mp3 playing from the built-in speakers.
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
what a fucking Good movie.
eskimodave » neu 1 years ago
I can't believe I was all like "holy shit its that john cusack movie from the 80s. man the 80s rocked for movies."
poodlelucy » pro 1 years ago
beef had her at "hello"
jabroniville » neu 1 years ago
Any comic featuring references to "Say Anything" automatically win, even if they suck. And this one does it without sucking.
pan-optic » neu 10 months ago
not to be confused with his wired laptop.
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