Ray really needs to find a better escort service, or demand Tina to french him once more.
dusty » pro1 months ago
Incidentally Till You French Me Once More was one of his hit love ballads.
whuppins » pro3 years ago
Just saying the words isn't enough for Ray. He has to go all Wayne Newton while he does it.
johnnyrocker » neu2 years ago
I imagine that, since he's doing it for a year, he says the words a little differently each day.
Maybe one day, a little Wayne Newton. Another day he's just laying on the couch muttering? I don't know man I'm outta gas.
nielj » neu1 years ago
One day with his fingers as a small handlebar moustache and speaking in a subtle british accent?
lizjones » pro3 years ago
I enjoy the slight overlap of dong over moon.
djwhiterabbit » pro3 years ago
isn't Dong Over Moon a special at denny's?
lizjones » pro3 years ago
Steven the waiter: Dong Over Moon? That's a really good one!
jujubeesforjesus » pro3 years ago
Who is he on the phone with? Teodor?
rad_chillies » neu3 years ago
My thoughts exactly.... perhaps it's just an imaginary person monitoring his daily sex position experiment
connellingus » neu2 years ago
I imagine it's his publisher, since I assumed the challenge would also entail writing a book as did the chick in New York.
laserblade » neu2 years ago
His mom?
molesticide » pro3 years ago
it's the guinness world records people, of course. they have strict rules about this kind of thing, like how lifting one leg up constitutes a different sex position than not lifting that leg up. what?
jollysaintpete » neu1 years ago
what does the guinness world records have to do with this?
letterswewrote » pro2 years ago
did anyone else think of this when they saw the moon panel?
Nope, I'd only just seen the movie when this strip was posted, and found the coincidence delightful.
xiaomimi » neu2 years ago
My mom has a picture of, I think, my great-grandmother sitting on a similar structure. People in the twenties just loved sitting on crescent moons! I wish I knew the context of her being photographed sitting on a moon, but it's all a mystery now.
arbys » neu2 years ago
I find it somewhat unlikely that a multibillionaire like Ray would find it impossible to find women to fuck.
You tyrant. Oh man. That last panel makes this one of my favourite in that subtle kinda way.
confusion » pro2 years ago
"Sassafrass." I think that's the first (presumably) unintentional misspelling I've seen in Achewood - which actually has to count as a compliment to Onstad or whoever does his proofreading.
kelsotimebomb » pro2 years ago
Man, I was buying cat food for my ridiculously finicky cat the other day, and came across a can of "Shrimp and Salmon with Aspic" cat food.
That shit was nasty-looking, but kitty liked it...
Until he puked on my bed.
tekende » neu1 years ago
Nah, he still liked it even then.
tad- » neu1 years ago
Saying every word in the dictionary over a period of a year is such an awesome idea. Someone should do it and record it, even just as an elaborate tribute to this comic.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
I'm pretty sure this was the first achewood I read, since it was referenced in a Salon article, so I had to shlep over to get away from the relentless Salon pissing & moaning about the latest Bush White House horrors.
I'm thinking immediately <"This guy is weird and funny, and I don't really get this. I like that in a cartoonist." >
scorpio_nadir » neu7 months ago
So, anyways...I think the chick was a bit creeped that Onstad had done a strip referencing her....and she said so.
Well, flash-forward, ..they made a movie about it, dint they? It's a chick-flick with Meryl Streep as Julia, and some cute Gen-X actress as the Julie.
And I think the actress did a good job portraying her as a boring mutt who basically siphons from the legend to feed her blog.
I told you all that to tell you this:
it was ironic to me that she got her knickers in a twist about Onstad putting her in this cartoon!
no moral!
philophobe » neu1 years ago
Clearly, feats of quotidian derring-do are an heritable trait of the Smuckles bloodline.
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Maybe one day, a little Wayne Newton. Another day he's just laying on the couch muttering? I don't know man I'm outta gas.
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Are there no cat gold-diggers?
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That shit was nasty-looking, but kitty liked it...
Until he puked on my bed.
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I'm thinking immediately <"This guy is weird and funny, and I don't really get this. I like that in a cartoonist." >
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Well, flash-forward, ..they made a movie about it, dint they? It's a chick-flick with Meryl Streep as Julia, and some cute Gen-X actress as the Julie.
And I think the actress did a good job portraying her as a boring mutt who basically siphons from the legend to feed her blog.
I told you all that to tell you this:
it was ironic to me that she got her knickers in a twist about Onstad putting her in this cartoon!
no moral!
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THE GODDAMN SMUCKLES BLOODLINE
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