Philippe Times Friday Facts

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Don't look at fat people. They know what you're up to.

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Three fat people were not amused

They knew what he was up to.

And their lame votes have a higher weight.

funnychubbs for the whole thread(or as far as i can go...)!!!

I speak from experience when I say that in truth, fat people are neither oblivious nor do we know what you're up to. It's more along the lines of 'we are entirely used to it and assume it is happening at all times'. It's an incredibly lazy brand of vigilance, well suited to a corpulent state.

People don't have to be on the toilet all by themselves, you know.

The key to enlightenment lies in Lyle's vernacular usage of the word "catch."

He only got the nickname "Honest Abe" cuz he demanded not to be called "The Tablebreaker".

4/5 for the herpes joke alone.

5/5 for phillipe narrating it.

First edition of Phillipe's Friday Facts.

These are amazing. I especially like the Tomato Trick.

That is my favorite as well.

People from bad circumstances.

Only problem:
I don't like tomatoes or Chinese food.

I will stop looking at fat people, though.

If only Bono knew it was all about the hats, Africa could be a changed continent overnight

The hats there, they are so dirty.

Whenever I look at fat people, I get the feeling that they know what I'm up to.

Phillip is wise beyond his years.

Behind every Phillipe Times Fact About Crickets there lies a conversation with n increasingly perplexed Teodor.

Phillipe, I also know what I'm doing this afternoon. :D

I wish I could read the Rumpus Round-Up. That sounds so fun.

I am pretty sure that this page is the Rumpus Round Up! You should read it, it is very fun.

I would have to say that the Friday Facts are my favorite strips.

the first time scallops feature in the philippe times.

"The"?

hip-hop-opatamus
rhymin'-oceros

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there are no tomatos in your text

In this modern era, not only would posting the alt-text be lamed (unless 6 months ago makes a phone call to today) but posting the body of the alt-text as a comment would be lamed.

It is a confusing time to be alive.