Screw YOU, Mr. Bear

FUCK you!

this is a reference to another strip i have nothing against notself i am sorry for being so hurtful oh jesus

I've started saying "Screw you, _______! FUCK you!" to like everything ever. i.e. This morning, it was to my hangover.

one slo-mo bird, coming up!

[IMGS OFF]
(i've been on a roll lately)

Beautiful! I was gonna post that someone who knows how to do this sort of thing ought to make an animated gif of the last three panels. The only thing better would be if the bird rose interminably slowly to the music that opens that long panning shot of the imperial cruiser at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.

Lyle is being rude but Mr. Bear is being pompous. There are no winners.

Pompous? Hell, he's just stating the facts and his opinion. He can't help it if he happens to be better than Lyle.

hee, I love your name. Are you also a linguistics student? Ghoti is the best way to spell fish.

You are a hero. And also a complete and utter loser. You are Schrodinger's personality assessment.

you just sneek it up. from below the line of sight real slow. in complete silence. works every time.

deimosrising...

....

.......

...........

Up yours deimosrising.

music for the last 3 panels: "Also Sprach Zarathustra"

Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.

The 'Lyle/Cornelius' rift is mostly a class struggle. It's more socio-economic than cultural.

We don't get enough Lyle v. Cornelius. I don't know if we can.

lol c~bear is sitting on a doily-chair

And Lyle is moving through the room, agitated by drink.

to this day my wife and i give each other the slo-mo finger.

which must always begin out of sight, only to rise from behind a table, pillow, or nearby cat.

Or, if necessary, the bottom line of the panel.

Chubbied for breaking INTO the forth wall.

Is he raising his finger up really slow or are we seeing it in slow motion?

Regardless, it's funny. Try picturing it with that old fashioned low "rrrrrrr" sound that happens on cartoons when something is being slowly raised up.