Besides... it isn't worth bitching about when the lower end is "Meh" and the upper end is Pant-Wettingly Awesome.
freakywonton » neu11 months ago
i love your avatar btw
mikeronomicon » neu1 years ago
I retract my reprieve on the doom of your genitals.
soticoto » neu2 weeks ago
Your fascination with Asherdan's gonads never ceases to amuse me. I'm getting this whole mental image of one middle-aged dude grasping another middle-aged dude by the sack between the legs and trying to crush with intense fury... the other just standing there and looking aroused.
Now I've got to go bleach my brain.
link » pro3 months ago
Téodor is supposed to die on my birthday, except in 2005. According to Todd, that is.
catachresis » neu3 years ago
My Firefox doesn't show the alt-text on this magical thing, but this is one of the few that I remember.
epicurus » pro3 years ago
I cannot imagine any child calling their room that. Are kids ever like that? Am I turning into an old man? When I was little, did I only think about writing papers and getting a job where I don't have to expect to step in vomit or get stabbed, like I do now?
mira » neu3 years ago
Before a child hits the age of five, they are filled with a wondrous joy about the world around them.
Except when they're screaming or shitting themselves.
epicurus » pro3 years ago
...and as they grow older, those last two activities take up more and more of their time, first screaming, then in their ripe old age mostly shitting themselves.
mattfish » neu1 years ago
Do you feel like you are channelling Shakespeare?
epicurus » neu1 years ago
I'm not sure. Did Shakespeare really want a pound of hot wings? Because if so then quite possibly yes.
cagliostro » neu1 years ago
That's recently been put forward as an interpretation of Sonnet 118.
slalvation » neu2 years ago
It sounds like something an adult would call the child's room, but the child would enjoy the nickname until the child became older and began to found their parent/caretaker's affection "lame".
slalvation » neu2 years ago
ugh, find. god damn.
hellofyellin » pro3 years ago
The cat's nephew is very vulnerable to fads.
julia » pro3 years ago
The lamp makes it
littlefatdog » neu3 years ago
that is the funniest 'goth' costume possible. more like the charles-dickens-night-watchman crowd
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
this is the old school goth. they know incantations and stuff.
heccibiggs » pro2 years ago
They do magick. With a k.
tonyhighwind » pro1 years ago
Is that the u calling the k superfluous?
cracklewater » neu2 years ago
It looks a bit like LN's goth-up is influenced by faux Uncle Culpepper's Southern Ways training.
Mayhap he was disappointed that the lessons ended abruptly with Lie Bot's shooting?
tttt » neu3 years ago
best alt. text ever
crinklebat » neu3 years ago
Desist, man! C'mon!
shoinan » neu3 years ago
I used to have a house on Cuddleplace Lane. I found the atmosphere a little intrusive for my taste.
feetnotes » pro2 years ago
I remember wondering how long Little Nephew had lived with Ray (apparently since he was 2, anyway). Maybe Ray's brother/sister is dead. This would explain why no mention of them is ever made.
stormagnet » pro2 years ago
Being an orphan would certainly give LN some Dickensian/Goth street cred.
ezcmac » pro2 years ago
It's true; the background color is #666666. Coincidence that it is a melancholy (and evil) color.
dorothypoopbot » neu2 years ago
I know, I checked too.
jesler729 » neu2 years ago
To see Ray's face in panel 3 would be to know the meaning of shame
merkin579 » pro2 years ago
You would have a terrible porn name if you grew up on Cuddleplace Lane.
cailetshadow » pro2 years ago
Welcome to the wide world of Bottoming.
laserblade » neu2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha. Wide.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
That is a very expressive backside.
c_dizzle » pro2 years ago
it's like a matador meet elvis meets paul revere.
beansdooma » pro2 years ago
I love how Ray just looks blankly at LN in the last panel.
ovenface » neu2 years ago
I think it's freakin adorable that ray and little nephew called ln's room one cuddleplace lane.
softerworld » neu2 years ago
Is... Does this mean that LN lives with Ray? Is Ray LN's only Parent?
wigglestick » neu2 years ago
When using websafe colors, the hex code is always three pairs of numbers. This means that the bgcolor of LN's room could be abbreviated to #666.
boredom_man » neu2 years ago
If I ever saw a hexadecimal number written as 666, I would secondly assume it meant 060606, not 666666. I would firstly assume there was a Problem, though.
killingthejay » neu2 years ago
amici's is good, but patxi's is better.
greatwhite » neu2 years ago
I just came in here to say Amici's pizza is the best, greasiest filthy pizza ever. It's not a classy pizza, but god damnit if that don't improve it.
xndrew » pro2 years ago
I... I didn't even get to read the strip before I started laughing. Oh god.
carlyle » neu1 years ago
Ray's face just experience rigor mortis brought on by shock.
tttt2 » neu6 months ago
i don't think goths worship the devil necessarily onstad you dipshit
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Now I've got to go bleach my brain.
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Except when they're screaming or shitting themselves.
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Mayhap he was disappointed that the lessons ended abruptly with Lie Bot's shooting?
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