SaniTaco Single Serving Prep Counter

SaniTaco Single Serving Prep Counter 07/21/2004 « prev 1st rand curr next »

This cartoon makes an extremely important social comment and I expect to be having lunch with Boondocks by the end of the week.

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people get crazy about germs nowadays. when my mom told my dad about coldstone and how they sing while they prepare your ice cream, the first thing my dad said was a comment about their spit landing in your ice cream.

Spat shuitar santer shem thit spiffat.

Man, I don't even know why I laughed at this.

The reason: Uncanny avatar/comment synergy.

I love that no one has come across this post yet and been like, "what the hell?"

what the hell?

It's weird - on the one hand you have germaphobes. But these same neurotic people are the ones worried about the supergerms because of all the antibacterial and antibiotics we use.

Fuckin' pick a side, people.

And for no reason, this reminds me of a friend who convinced his girl that condoms were antibacterial and thus contributing to the superbug, and she switched to pills and let him start rawdoggin' it.

Classic shithead.

This is a brilliant tactic.

He ain't wearin' no gunny sack.

That bitch is taking her cunt pill!

Surprised Ray asserts this.

Oh my god that is the worst possible comment in the Assetbar.

'Rawdoggin' it'. Thank you, spinynorman. I am genuinely grateful for that bit of slang.

but his penis is bumping against a thick layer of vaginal mucus

cunny booger

Hahah-
(Wait a minute... That just happened over at Hidden Hills Guitar Center this morning!)

Here are some of their guitars.

Do it during the List season whenever possible to really mess up a ton of peoples expectations about getting something nice.

I have been on tour. A well-used microphone smells about like what you would expect Todd to smell like. (read as: not good at all.)

Chubbied for calling a person a "peehole".

the 'peehole'?

what are you five?

faggot

I suddenly really don't like or respect you as a person.

Thanks to the avatar, I'm picturing Phillipe cheerily burning down a Guitar Center.

Excellent.

My girlfriend's older sister calls Coldstone "Stone Cold Steve Icecream" which cracks me up every time I think of it.

Panel 5 is one of my favorite Achewood moments.

Any strip that ends with Lyle flipping the bird is an automatic 5.

Don't act like that Lyle! Come on!

Ray is out of shape in panel four.

Yes, that is what the strip says, sort of.

Oh! Are you referring to that comic strip that I just looked at? Yeah! That was so funny when they said

Ray - "Alright, Lyle. Here's the prototype for the SaniTaco! single serving prep counter. Put your hands in these rubber gloves...unlatch the taco meat and put it on the tortilla. Push the finished taco closer to the wall (UNH)... Then just ask the customer to break the safety seal and take out their taco! Go on, you try it!"

Lyle - "Here's your taco. The doctors did everything they could. I'm...I'm so sorry."

Ray - "Man, don't act like the taco died! Come on, Lyle! Come on!"

Alt text: This cartoon makes an extremely important social comment and I expect to be having lunch with Boondocks by the end of the week.

I like the part where Ray acts incredulously at Lyle's actions, because he really should have expected that.

It was the best part. For some reason, the "UNH" really makes me happy, too. You just never know when something simple is just gonna sneak up and make you mysteriously glad.

Like when you are sitting in a chair, reading a nice book and the doorbell rings. You stand up to get all pissed off, but your girlfriend is standing there all sexied up. Yeah. That will never happen to me.

Your many other comments lead me to believe this likely happens to you at least four times a year.

I think the important distinction to be draw from this is between "girlfriend" and "small army of animal-like sluts."

Good point.

Also where can I find one of these small armies, I think it would come in handy

Bars. I write and read poetry, girls love it.

OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

*almost posted some writings here*

5 rating for Ray's eyebrows in panel 4.

..and this is my all time favorite strip.

I think it's mine too. Also I think Lyle is my favorite.

The one thing I never got about this strip- how come they don't close the taco? Are they expecting the customer to eat it open-faced, or what?

Tacos are often served open-faced in areas which contain Mexicans who might eat them.

Their arms looks pretty goddamn weird when inside those rubber sleeves. Sorta like drumsticks, cept at the end, when it's a drumstick with sass.

okay i laughed out loud at the end

awesome

5 for the alt text alone.

I gave it a 5 for the alt text as well as the finger.

Heh, Lyle looks like a child being lectured on how to write joined up at school. More and more bored with each sentence Ray says.

Hoho! The BIRD! Classic Lyle.

Probably my favorite strip.

Today's Blogs

-Ray-
Conchita quit!
Oh. Damn.

Roast Beef: Got a haircut today
Philippe: Popsicles!
Mr. Bear: A Machiavellian Decision.
Molly: New Hairstylist!
Nice Pete: Back now.
Little Nephew: Jelly Dildoe!

I am sorry ma'am but we could do nothing to cure your tacos case of tasting like shit.

I love how SaniTaco is always followed by a !

Lyle's middle finger says more than words ever could.

The reason for Lyle being my favorite.

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