Oui.

Two years later and I still think this.

For a sturdy longitudinal study of your comic tastes please submit an additional response in approximately 1.5 years.

Dancing Goth Ray makes this comment.

Assuming that you were trying to use the actual sign and not just doing what I'm about to do, " =/= " is a popular alternative.

i was amazed by your level of bastardness.

While I do sympathize, it appears as though you, yourself, entered into this drama. Be more careful. Anyway, this should be the end of it, as I totally just ruined soticoto's life up there.

But that was a long time ago, and this Soticoto fellow got involved long after the fact. I'd already washed my hands of it when he decided to add his two cents.

The real irony is that two years later, I came back and chubbied all of Saint's posts... once again proving that I don't have to dislike something to spontaneously attack it.

I know you are, but what am I?

Oh no. My stupid response to soticoto looks like a stupid response to you, now. Anyway, I won't add to this anymore. Apologies.

Yay.

cock piss partridge

you're cool.
or not.

*cough*<i>hypocrite!</i>*cough*

touche

yes for a time, i was very worried that the discussion page here was turning into a regular forum. It wasn't anywhere near as bad as say, youtube commentors, but though i hate to say it, it was getting nearly as bad as a college message board.

Jesus Christ there are not enough lames on this Earth for you

How would someone make it to middle school without learning to read? Seems to me that passing the 6th grade would require some basic literacy.

YOU WOULD THINK

Or, as the case may be, stuffed otter emotion.

I wasn't expecting to laugh so soon after the series of rants above and was unwisely sipping my coffee. CRT monitors sure were easier to clean.

That never happens on Antiques Roadshow!

Did she try to make you a mickey mouse cake?

what...what was it

Nobody's perfect.

If only he had not told him it was going to be a Mickey Mouse pancake, and just made a normal pancake, it would have been o.k.
It would have been o.k.

Oh man, I love watching Phillipes hopes crumble in the panel before the last. Does that make me as bad as Liebot?

tis phillipe's ghost jumping out of his body.

Liebot doesn't love it. He just does it because of his programming. So you're worse.
Well, maybe he is programmed to love it too. dunno.

Exremely awesome and very true.

Phillippe's imagination is my favorite.

teodor's shorts and shoes change when hes standing on that bench

that's his cookin' getup

panel 6!!

Teodor, how could you. How could you.

This is the saddest thing.

The horror-movie pancake would make me cry, too

Oh Christ, do I love Phillippe and this strip. People are now staring at me for laughing alone in the cafe with a laptop. I'm that guy.

Damn, I'm that guy, too! Hi, me!

I yearn to be that guy.

I've also been the one sitting alone in a cafe with just my iPod (which I'm pretty sure no one could see), laughing hysterically. It's less fun.

The first part of that comment vanished mysteriously.

I never understood the second-best pancake having a French accent.

In case you haven't noticed, Phillipe has a slightly strange imagination.

So, are you a member of the sub-genius, or just a fan of Bob?

I guess, in Phillipe's mind, the French are necessarily ugly and slightly deformed, else why would they speak that way?

Out of the cerebellum of babes . . .

Well, there's another story for the therapist.

Truelly one of the best one dayers!!

Philippe's eyes. His EYES! Oh God.

I wonder what such a hideous pancake would say in Philippe's nightmares?

Answers here please.

"Philippe... master.... the machine is ready, master..." @_o

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I know where you got that line from.

Anyone who knows where that line comes from deserves hella chubbies in my book.
Also, I win. Yay.

whatever you do, don't move

K... kill... meeee......

Braaaaaaains.

I...am NOT AN ANIMAL!

I just noticed the peremptory KLANK with which Theodor dumps this monstrosity in front of Philippe. Perfect.

it is the KLANK of shattered dreams

penultimate panel is brilliantly silent

One of the best EVER.

this is also my all-time favorite achewood strip.

I saw the horrid monstrosity, Philippe's face, and my eyes bulged. My mouth's corners slipped to the bottom of my chin. Then I gave it a five.

I know exactly what that means, and yet it sounds so dirty.

The child has such high expectations.

But did he find the secret cow level?

Oh please, those burgers aren't made from cows.

Esta carne es de rata!

Beastie Boys? In my alt-text?

Is it? I just thought it like a nursery rhyme. I guess that could be said of a lot of hip hop.

in phillipe's dreams, in a perfect world, the fork is right next to the plate so that one could immediately dig in to that delicious god damn mickey mouse pancake.

in a perfect world...

also perfect pancakes do not require a napkin, as they are not messy.

Note that the horror-show Mickey-cake has a notch taken out of its left ear, just like Todd. Teodor should have smeared the nose with powdered sugar to further the resemblance.

To Mickey Mouse: This is the body on drugs.

Oh my god, the teeeeeeeth.

(I want to see what I can make BBcode do.)

I hate to be the guy that just quotes comics, but.

This is the saddest thing.

This strip is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.

God. Philippe's mouth. He needs to sort that out.

The mouth of shattered expectations, where Life tells you you are mortal and will die unfulfilled.*


* See Edwell's avatar.

But if it really looked like Mickey, would he be able to bring himself to eat it? It'd be the cracked crab all over again.

I Love the dissapointment of Philippe.

you bastard!

I know I shouldn't but I do, is something wrong with me?

In terms of his facial expression - this incident looks to be Philippe's scar of scars.....

Eh, pardon, Philippe, [url=http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23362]thees was actually pretty bad[url].

Fucknuggets. Go terrify yourselves, kids.

In this strip, we discover that Phillippe's arms are giant french fries.

The horror.. the horror..

I cannot stop laughing at the pancake.

Man, Tacodor really knows how to undersell a pancake failure. It's not turning out exactly right....

Oh god. The off-center pineapple mouth. The maple syrup slobber. The broken blue-berry eye... Make the pain go away, damn you!

He made Mickey Mouse after his horrible car accident

It's what a cruel Japanese mother would put in her child's bento box.

Cottage Cheese eyebrows? Pineapple slice mouth? Hardly any syrup? Fuck that pancake.

cottage cheese? were they really bad at making cheese, or using milk before the stamped date?

I think it's whipped cream actually.

VAH-MITT

Well I would cry too if Mickey Mouse was that ugly.

So would Walt. And millions of kids.

This is the winter of our discontent.

Even the silverware is imperfect to Philippe. The pancake has been such a disappointment.

the one that got me hooked.

That simplistic look of dreamy optimism of a good breakfast in panels three and four are just precious.

Oh, wow. I wish I hadn't been eating while I read this. Now there's noodles and broth everywhere.

Stupid laughter.

The best part is that Philippe is far more excited about the second, French imaginary pancake than the first, "Pretty close" one.

"Nooooo!"

The alt text makes this one for me. Good ol' Beastie Boys.

I just need to know...what was going to make the black parts of the non-car-accident Mickeys?

Beef muscle meat can be 000-180 cut into steak, roasts or short ribs. Some cuts are processed (corned beef or beef jerky), and trimmings, usually mixed with meat from older, leaner cattle, are ground, minced or used in sausages. The blood is used in some varieties of blood sausage. Other parts that are eaten include the 000-217 oxtail, tongue, tripe from the reticulum or rumen, gland (particularly the pancreas and thymus) referred to as sweetbread, the heart, the brain chmm exam (although forbidden where there is a gre exam danger of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, BSE), the liver, the kidneys, and the tender testicles of the 000-258 bull (known in the US as calf fries, prairie oysters, or Rocky Mountain oysters). Some intestines are eaten as-is, but are used more often as natural sausage casings. The lungs and the udder are considered unfit for human consumption in the 000-232 US. Beef bones are used for making beef stock.

I never mentioned before...
This IS one of the greatest Achewood strips.
One of those truly worthy of a 5.

It is a grievous insult to the grandeur of this strip when posters with no indoor voice proclaim far lesser offerings to be worthy of a 5.