Your avatar is the Blacktron II logo.

I am floored.

Best Roomba strip ever.

Noone pisses on the man who invented Photoshop. Ever.

man i feel all wrong i just gave you a chubby for your icon.

True

OH SHIT!

...i JUST got that

And there was mutual exchange of chub.

It is a hella sweet icon... in his favour.

Dude, seriously! Respect for the icon! It's hypnotic....... .. .. . .

and women always ask me what is so great about boobs. thank you.

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy...

the way the tips of Beef's ears poke out above his hilarious hairpiece makes it sort of look like he has little horns

I... I don't know how I feel about that

So I guess this got slashdotted today. Thankfully it deserves it.

Where I come from, the Rolos are individually wrapped in foil. This makes the Rolo kebab rather impractical.

Where do you come from? In ENGLAND, the rolos are assembled into a column, and the foil is wrapped around all of them together. The Rolo Kebab is a both practical and easy.

and delicious.

Yeah, as far as I know, here in America they are individually wrapped in foil. So inconvenient.

You can still unwrap them once on the skewer. The foil tears quite easily.

What? What about baseball? Cricket is like the toddler version of baseball. Cricket is like someone stared to invent baseball but then just got lazy a quarter of the way through. Plus, jeans. We invented jeans. Don't you wear jeans? But, ya, I guess I agree, I would like it if Rolos were all stacked in the same foil. God I would like that a lot. Also, chinese food.

Cricket, like rugby, is a sport I cannot grasp no matter how many times I watch it or how hard someone tries to explain it to me.

To be fair, cricket is totally lame. It's really boring and shitty.

But not as lame or shitty as individually-wrapped Rolos. So I think you guys win on this one.

I don't think i can sit here and listen to this.

2 months later: actually, that would be India.

Actually, Blue Denim pants go back to before Columbus. And Levi Strauss wasn't from America. "Blue Jeans" derives from French "Jeans Bleus", which roughly translates "blue Johns".

America may have popularized the FASHION of wearing blue jeans for other than the worst of manual labor, but they really can't claim them as their own invention.

They can claim whatever they want, they are 'MERICA

what About baseball, it sucks.

Your attempts to insult cricket are poorly constructed and would not meet code in a Rio shanty town.

For reals. Trying to claim that cricket is less complicated than...anything really, is just a frantically waving flag of ignorance.

Rolos are gross. They stay with you. They're like chocolate gum.

I shall, from now on, celebrate "Fuck you I just invented Photoshop Friday".

Luckily they listed that feature on the original photoshop box:
"You can also use the airbrush to draw such as a hat"

Now they have a special filter for that.

This strip ranks as one of my favorites. I think it might have to do with the 'staches, as well as Roastbeef's hilarious dialogue ("You can also use the airbrush to draw such as a hat").

I hope Teodor's about to order Sani-Tacos.

Probably not. Eating your own hair is mainly a thing of the mentally ill.

It doesn't even prevent the on-set of headless horsemanship.

You don't piss on the dogg that just invented Photoshop.

wow those are some "sabotage"-lookin fakehairbits

Inventing Photoshop is huge indeed.

A new dawn in millinery draughtsmanship

I like how "Do you want any" isn't actually a question. It's a foregone conclusion that someone would want tacos.

makes sense. i almost always dont not want tacos.

(define (doe-greenkoolayd-want-tacos? t)
(cond
[(>= t 0) true]
[else true]
))

Straight up SCHEME program representing greenkoolayd always wanting tacos? What kind of wacky style am I attempting to rock?

You can only dream of knowing!

what alien language is that?

"Screw you for eating all the Rolos" is something I'd like to be able say once in my life.