Roast Beef bangs a website

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If you go around banging websites, do not expect treats from Ray.

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remember when the local news started showing special features on The Internet and they would all end up talking about cybersex over a clip of something that looked like a precursor to the "all is full of love" video? and how disappointed you were when you figured out that it was just dirty-typin'. anyway, roast beef: pioneer.

Jesus, saint, let the dude have his Earthbound moment. Let him have it.

you are completely a cockhead.

I am chubbying that guy because of this reply

Amir what the hell man that is Locke dogg

This is circumstances, like always with Beef. The dude's luck is all bad

Hey, it turned out pretty good for him compared to what he imagined. Ray did not kick him out of his house.

Is that the one with the robot lesbians?

Yes

well, roast beef is naked anyway, in the way that cartoon cats are.

something about seeing him lying down like that, though, makes him seem *so* nude. plus isn't there sometimes a t-shirt? he's mostly bare-ass naked in the way donald duck is. that whole towel-around-waist-after-shower but usually-only-wears-a-shirt thing.

It's the tail between his legs. Makes it look like he has a butt.

thus Onstad's characters' activities are SO WELL CONVEYED

It makes him nudest he is ever being

Soooooooo nude.

puf

So that's how that works!

He is so nude.

Nudest he is ever being. So nude

I just noticed that I wrote the same thing as everybody else. Please don�t hurt me. I really am so sorry. I�m crying right now. A bloo bloo blooooo! Bloo bloo!

crossover dr.mcninja achewood comments?!!?!1?1!//???

my first p0st

so underwhelming

Raking leaves.. crocheting..

Do cats even have belly buttons?

no they dont'. Cats comes out of eggs, just like ducks and giraffes

it's the code: defile a scanner, no cookies for you

I once defiled a scanner with my eyeball.
I got the PERFECT picture of my eye on the computer... and the perfect picture of the scanner imprinted on my retina.

this is the one that makes me laugh every time

Oh I really wish you'd posted the post above. Will you and soticoto swap avatars for a minute, please?

"If you go around banging websites, do not expect treats from Ray." The rollover alone makes this a great one.

orifisci is certainly not a word

Orifisci sounds like a good name for a biotech start-up, though. Alas, they'd probably just get acquired by one of their larger competitors like Rectomed or Sphinctotronix.

Sphinctotronix made me laugh so hard I wet myself a little. I hope your happy.

Haha oh man I know you wrote this like over a year ago probably but your use of "certainly" made this comment completely hilarious. Like if it was said out loud it would be really indignant.

I wouldn't imagine Beef's facial expression in the final panel to be so angry..I think that history says he would be more dejected, or embarassed.

He's just coverin' his embarrasment with a little bit of sas

maybe the dude just wants a cookie.

NOT my friend!

My favorite line, too. I love how it's basically presented as an afterthought of Beef's imagination.

has beef ever tasted a sugar cookie?
of course he hasn't! he's from Circumstances.

this would happen to me

the scanner is SCSI. well, it is now anyway.

Haha, good sir!

hah! today, you are a genius.

I always surprises me how rational people can be when they walk in on an awkward situation.

I rather like walking in on awkward situations for this reason. I think it throws people off more when you're really nonchalant about it.

Walk in on your roommate and his girlfriend doin' the no-pants dance? Ask them how their day was, tell them something interesting you just heard. Cheer them on. Fun stuff.

If anyone here every falls in love with a website, this is how you "bang" one. I never knew.

I have a story about this strip.

Less than a week ago, I had a really fucking awful day. When I got home, determined to relax, I took a hot shower, got into my boxers, and settled down on the bed with my laptop to watch a couple of eps of The Wire on DVD.
After I inserted the disc, I noticed that the cold beer I'd brought to enjoy with my DVDs was down at the end of the bed. I leaned over to get it, and had to stretch almost flat, pushing back the screen of my laptop and leaving me just about crotch-to-touchpad.
I stopped, stock still, horrified at the thought that if Ray came in right then, I probably would not have been allowed any cookies.

You were bangin' a website, but whatever. No beer for you.

Chubby. On principle

the wire is the best show of all time.

He's doing better. He didn't panic and bury his scanner.

man, this strip gets quoted way too much in my circle of friends. Half of them don't even know what it's from, yet whenever they see something embarrassing they still accuse me of e-banging and withhold sugar cookies. This happens with other comics, too. It's really cool, but at the same time really irking, especially when people I don't even really like hear, just assume it's an in-joke, and the use it anyway! That truly get my goat.

Yes, my fiance has only seen a few of the most popular strips. When our friend who introduced me to it and I get together, we often spin off on a few different tangents about it, and he tries to interject a few quotes of his own of the same four or five strips. Is so pathetic.

Actually, it's gotten so bad that when I say things that my friends don't get they usually just ask "Achewood?" even if it is my own dumbassery.

But no one seems to like it. I think I need some new friends... heh

'it' being Achewood, not my saying stupid things.

Yes. You need new friends. Although if I barred all the friends of mine I knew wouldn't get Achewood I'd be awful lonely.

i cannot shake the feeling that no cookies for you is a web pun, but i also cannot make it work in my brain. i also cannot unthink this.

panel five is great out-of-context material.

damn, somebody already made the cookies connection
unless it's some lady-site you just met in the bathroom stall at the bar, you'd think they'd atleast exhange cookies or something before doing the do

I think that in the society of the Underground clothing is completely optional, since we sometimes see our characters fully naked and it is just okay.