"PS I got shot by Ray again" is basically the best way to end a e-mail.
deimosrising » pro3 years ago
I eagerly await a flashback to the first time
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Do Yahoo? I am Yahoo.
chloraloner » neu1 years ago
Explains how he could bang a website.
biddlebubbly » neu3 years ago
I always wondered why the alt text says "Ray is 9600 baud". What does Ray's sad old modem have to do with this? Maybe it was supposed to say Beef is 9600 baud.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Maybe Beef is not 9600 baud! Why the hell does he not use this more often? THEORY: Outside the hospital, Beef does not own a WAP.
untilyouaresonude » pro3 years ago
Isn't Beef's Mom horrible? Why would she be big on e-mail?
aaron_haynes » pro3 years ago
I've read this strip a hundred times and that only just now occurred to me as well.
alejandroadam » neu3 years ago
I guess time's have changed. but then why does he live with Grandma K.?
dans » neu10 months ago
I assume she's in jail.
_cheesekayke » pro2 years ago
It was not yet established that Beef was from Circumstances.
riazm » neu2 years ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
tangles » neu1 years ago
as a self-professed achewood-o-phile, you could not pay me enough to sign up to the ACPD.
bhlaab » neu1 years ago
i thought she died when she was shot
riazm » neu1 years ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
The last known sighting of Corliss Kazenzakis was in this comic:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008
She did not appear to be dead, or shot.
mystkmanat » neu1 years ago
She shot Beef's dad, she didn't get shot.
ph3r » neu3 months ago
Speaking about pre-continuity, why does Andretti think Beef's full name is 'Roasted Beef'?
mystkmanat » neu1 years ago
She's a neglectful meth addict. It seems highly suspect that she would care about email, or even remember her son's former Halloween costumes.
tripleg » neu1 years ago
of course horrible people have e-mail. who do you think forwards chain letters? even the homeless guys on my old street had email
atypicaloracle » neu9 months ago
More importantly, just because she would never answer nor care about the e-mail would not stop Beef from sending it. Sending letters he knows won't be answered is just a Roast Beef thing to do.
mystkmanat » neu8 months ago
Awww :(
Chubbied for being both sad and true.
tombsgrave » neu3 years ago
He has the power of modems. Presumably others as well.
deancain29 » pro3 years ago
best sign off to an email. I promise to sign my next one off like this.
m3funkyb » neu3 years ago
I just realized that Ray is still in the Sopranos character in this script.
pwb » neu3 years ago
Dr. Andreti's first appearance?
unfun » neu2 years ago
I love Philippe in this one.
awko » neu2 years ago
Not only does he have a passable wireless internet connection, he also has a word processor.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Or he could just have the ASCII set and the TCP handshakes for Sendmail memorized.
gormster » neu2 years ago
What "ferrous material"? Bullets are made from lead! This doctor is clearly a quack.
honesttom » neu2 years ago
Also, I don't believe it's possible for a spine to become a modem.
gormster » neu2 years ago
That too!
philosophe » pro2 years ago
they make steel shot too
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
The bullet was at least 50% ironic.
CAN'T YOU SEE?
tekende » pro2 years ago
"No one in science would" makes this a five for me.
jack » neu2 years ago
This is one of the most reasonable things Pat has ever said.
hateandwar » neu1 years ago
Pat says reasonable things all the time. They're horrible, but a lot of his gripes aren't totally unreasonable.
It probably says something to me that I kind of identify and sympathize with Pat, doesn't it?
landowmpg » neu3 months ago
Personally, I think Pat was just deflecting the question because he's incapable of ever saying anything nice.
windfish » neu2 years ago
Now, when I see an action movie, I am going to imagine that everybody who gets shot is, instead of dying, receiving a wireless internet router in his spine. This will either immensely improve or ruin action movies for me forever.
crumpetsandtea » neu2 years ago
"Not again, Beef! I told you that boy was trouble!"
deusoma » neu2 years ago
Since it seems to be popular, I'll put forward that I hear Dr. Andretti as Michael Dorn. He can be as authoritative as all hell, and anyone who's played Fallout 2 knows he can do sarcastic.
professorhazard » neu2 years ago
George Clooney.
littlefatdog » pro2 years ago
Nobody has acknowledged that solely from this strip we know Beef's full name is "Roasted Beef". Until now.
crumpetsandtea » neu1 years ago
I believe the Doctor has misread, his full name is Cassandra "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis.
hrm » neu2 years ago
Has Beef ever used this ability beyond this strip?
dovey » neu2 years ago
No, because the connection is way too slow for him to be bothered with it.
pzukowski » pro2 years ago
Tough way to get Wi-Fi, but a minor miracle of lead-based technology, eh?
arella_dawn » neu1 years ago
Poor Beef, always gentle toward others and not placing blame
desert_donkey » neu1 years ago
i got beef with this strip. there were no modems around when Beef was 6.
random_shorts » neu1 years ago
I'm going to postulate that you were rated lame for using "beef" to refer to both the character and your issue (capitalization not-withstanding).
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
the alt text alludes to say that Ray is slow.
the end.
carlyle » neu1 weeks ago
It always struck me that Beef was leaving a lot for his mom to guess at.
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Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
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The last known sighting of Corliss Kazenzakis was in this comic:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008
She did not appear to be dead, or shot.
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Chubbied for being both sad and true.
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CAN'T YOU SEE?
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It probably says something to me that I kind of identify and sympathize with Pat, doesn't it?
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the end.
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