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monkey-of-death » pro 3 years ago
"PS I got shot by Ray again" is basically the best way to end a e-mail.
deimosrising » pro 3 years ago
I eagerly await a flashback to the first time
baryonyx » neu 2 years ago
Do Yahoo? I am Yahoo.
chloraloner » neu 1 years ago
Explains how he could bang a website.
biddlebubbly » neu 3 years ago
I always wondered why the alt text says "Ray is 9600 baud". What does Ray's sad old modem have to do with this? Maybe it was supposed to say Beef is 9600 baud.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Maybe Beef is not 9600 baud! Why the hell does he not use this more often? THEORY: Outside the hospital, Beef does not own a WAP.
untilyouaresonude » pro 3 years ago
Isn't Beef's Mom horrible? Why would she be big on e-mail?
aaron_haynes » pro 3 years ago
I've read this strip a hundred times and that only just now occurred to me as well.
alejandroadam » neu 3 years ago
I guess time's have changed. but then why does he live with Grandma K.?
dans » neu 10 months ago
I assume she's in jail.
_cheesekayke » pro 2 years ago
It was not yet established that Beef was from Circumstances.
riazm » neu 2 years ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:

In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?

Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
tangles » neu 1 years ago
as a self-professed achewood-o-phile, you could not pay me enough to sign up to the ACPD.
bhlaab » neu 1 years ago
i thought she died when she was shot
riazm » neu 1 years ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
The last known sighting of Corliss Kazenzakis was in this comic:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008

She did not appear to be dead, or shot.
mystkmanat » neu 1 years ago
She shot Beef's dad, she didn't get shot.
ph3r » neu 3 months ago
Speaking about pre-continuity, why does Andretti think Beef's full name is 'Roasted Beef'?
mystkmanat » neu 1 years ago
She's a neglectful meth addict. It seems highly suspect that she would care about email, or even remember her son's former Halloween costumes.
tripleg » neu 1 years ago
of course horrible people have e-mail. who do you think forwards chain letters? even the homeless guys on my old street had email
atypicaloracle » neu 9 months ago
More importantly, just because she would never answer nor care about the e-mail would not stop Beef from sending it. Sending letters he knows won't be answered is just a Roast Beef thing to do.
mystkmanat » neu 8 months ago
Awww :(
Chubbied for being both sad and true.
tombsgrave » neu 3 years ago
He has the power of modems. Presumably others as well.
deancain29 » pro 3 years ago
best sign off to an email. I promise to sign my next one off like this.
m3funkyb » neu 3 years ago
I just realized that Ray is still in the Sopranos character in this script.
pwb » neu 3 years ago
Dr. Andreti's first appearance?
unfun » neu 2 years ago
I love Philippe in this one.
awko » neu 2 years ago
Not only does he have a passable wireless internet connection, he also has a word processor.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Or he could just have the ASCII set and the TCP handshakes for Sendmail memorized.
gormster » neu 2 years ago
What "ferrous material"? Bullets are made from lead! This doctor is clearly a quack.
honesttom » neu 2 years ago
Also, I don't believe it's possible for a spine to become a modem.
gormster » neu 2 years ago
That too!
philosophe » pro 2 years ago
they make steel shot too
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
The bullet was at least 50% ironic.

CAN'T YOU SEE?
tekende » pro 2 years ago
"No one in science would" makes this a five for me.
jack » neu 2 years ago
This is one of the most reasonable things Pat has ever said.
hateandwar » neu 1 years ago
Pat says reasonable things all the time. They're horrible, but a lot of his gripes aren't totally unreasonable.

It probably says something to me that I kind of identify and sympathize with Pat, doesn't it?
landowmpg » neu 3 months ago
Personally, I think Pat was just deflecting the question because he's incapable of ever saying anything nice.
windfish » neu 2 years ago
Now, when I see an action movie, I am going to imagine that everybody who gets shot is, instead of dying, receiving a wireless internet router in his spine. This will either immensely improve or ruin action movies for me forever.
crumpetsandtea » neu 2 years ago
"Not again, Beef! I told you that boy was trouble!"
deusoma » neu 2 years ago
Since it seems to be popular, I'll put forward that I hear Dr. Andretti as Michael Dorn. He can be as authoritative as all hell, and anyone who's played Fallout 2 knows he can do sarcastic.
professorhazard » neu 2 years ago
George Clooney.
littlefatdog » pro 2 years ago
Nobody has acknowledged that solely from this strip we know Beef's full name is "Roasted Beef". Until now.
crumpetsandtea » neu 1 years ago
I believe the Doctor has misread, his full name is Cassandra "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis.
hrm » neu 2 years ago
Has Beef ever used this ability beyond this strip?
dovey » neu 2 years ago
No, because the connection is way too slow for him to be bothered with it.
pzukowski » pro 2 years ago
Tough way to get Wi-Fi, but a minor miracle of lead-based technology, eh?
arella_dawn » neu 1 years ago
Poor Beef, always gentle toward others and not placing blame
desert_donkey » neu 1 years ago
i got beef with this strip. there were no modems around when Beef was 6.
random_shorts » neu 1 years ago
I'm going to postulate that you were rated lame for using "beef" to refer to both the character and your issue (capitalization not-withstanding).
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
the alt text alludes to say that Ray is slow.

the end.
carlyle » neu 1 weeks ago
It always struck me that Beef was leaving a lot for his mom to guess at.
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