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prius_chaser » pro 3 years ago
The last panel that launched a generation of confused people seeing my shirt.
josher » neu 2 years ago
It's my lucky shirt, actually. Every time I wear it, I get hit on, without fail.
cpnglxynchos » neu 2 years ago
man i hope i can score odds like that when mine comes in...
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
it is not like this for me.

i do not get hit on every time i wear my rabbit shirt.
surelysmack » neu 1 years ago
If i were to ever get hit on <because> i wore my rabbit shirt I be so overcome with a girl, in the real world, knowing wtf that was that she would become an instant 10 and i would be putty in her hands
cpnglxynchos » neu 10 months ago
i've never been hit on when i wear my rabbit shirt.
cracklewater » neu 7 months ago
Still?
ganymedeio » neu 3 months ago
Anxiously awaiting an update on this. Something is WRONG.
dusty » pro 1 months ago
You know what gets you hit on? A freakin' wedding ring! I never had a girl approach me once before I had this thing, now even if I'm on a bus looking downright slobbish it's not rare for a cute girl to sit next to me and start chatting like she thinks I'm interesting. This phenomenon makes no sense to me.
cracklewater » neu 1 months ago
Assuming this is a reasonably common phenomenon, I'd say it's explained by a combination of:

a) Having passed muster with some woman, which increases the likelihood of the guy being a worthwhile prospect.

b) Having a reasonable chance of 'safe' flirtation with a married man; that is, there's a fair chance a committed fellow will chat amiably without assuming that pussy is on the table (as it were). It's not a million miles away from gay guys being safe to chat to. If a married man (who fulfills condition 'a') does respond to being half-flirted with, it may well be 'meant to be'.

Pop psychology, perhaps, but seems reasonable.
dusty » pro 1 months ago
Those reasons probably have something to do with it, especially the second, because many women love to flirt. I think even if they don't notice the ring there's the fact that a domesticated man has been groomed, sometimes without his noticing, or through nagging. This may be why the most successful players have female friends they don't bone. I mean, women have over 100 rules about belts alone, there is no way a straight man could figure this stuff out on his own.
redion » pro 10 months ago
i might have to go order one now
all-star951 » pro 10 months ago
WHO LAMED THIS

My feelings on this asset are Pro.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
My Great Outdoor Fight shirt causes more confusion than my Rabbit Ambulance one, to be fair. People actually quite often just say "Oh, is that a rabbit ambulance? Okay."
ford » neu 2 years ago
Rambulance
johnny_diamond » neu 1 years ago
Rabbi Ambulance?
usversusthem » neu 11 months ago
...but I was like, no, definitely Ramble Ants.
gazdatronik » neu 4 months ago
DAMBULANCE
catachresis » neu 3 years ago
I had the Rabbit Ambulance shot glasses.
Stupid drunk flatmates.
ich_bin_ilya » neu 3 years ago
that must be really irritating to hear
satellitetv » neu 2 years ago
Yes, but I happen to be obscenely suave and entertaining, so everyone finds it to be very engaging.
fineoakstructure » neu 2 years ago
I might be missing something here, but I believe that was the same point farqussus was trying to make.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
THANK YOU
saucy_jack » neu 2 years ago
That's not fair. Cats are adorable and it is not fair to call something a lolcat when it is only a cat.
jollysaintpete » neu 1 years ago
that's actually probably the default avatar the account came with.
fineoakstructure » neu 10 months ago
This is really a pretty benign thread, all things considered. How in the fuck did everyone EXCEPT jollysaintpete get lamed?
yaotzin » con 6 months ago
Does it really matter that much what the calls the guy? 'Stad, Onstad, Comic Guy, The dude with the stuffed otter, we all know who's being talked about. What's the point of getting upset at the vocabulary when the intended message is understandable.

I only quip not because of this one incident in particular, but instead because I see this being a "serious" issue throughout the strips.

This is my fourth time in some years reading through the archive, the first time I made an account just to see what these lamed posts where everyone was talking about. I have to say commonly I am so far more disappointed in the fickleness of the lame-ers than I am of the perceived crassness of the lame-ees.

Granted you both got lamed into oblivion, so why's it even gotta be a thing.
jamers » pro 3 years ago
Fives every time for quadriped ambulances!
agika » pro 3 years ago
Doesn't anyone consider how much it would suck to ride in an ambulance that hopped? I think it would be terrible to ride in the hopping ambulance, personally.
liquidcruelty » pro 3 years ago
I should think that the mortality rate would be quite unnecessarily high, all jolting and slamming some dude that just got shot or fell off a building
such is the price of a novelty emergency health service
cousinted » pro 2 years ago
Yeah, but the rabbit community makes up for this by having a high reproductive rate
duperando » neu 5 months ago
When I was in my environmental issues class, I did research project on rabbit overpopulation in Australia. I learned several crazy rabbit facts.
-- Rabbits reach sexual maturity after 3 months.
-- Rabbits have 28-day-long pregnancies
-- (This one blows my mind) female rabbits have the ability during their pregancy, if sensing that the environment will not support their young, to reabsorb their litter and NOT have the babies. Let me repeat that; Momma rabbits can suck babies back into their bodies and essentially abort the babies just because.
--In old lighthouses, the residents would keep hutches of rabbits and, in the case of food running low, they could eat the rabbits.
--Finally, during ages of exploration, the British populated nearby islands with rabbits so that, in the case of a shipwreck, the sailors would have a prevalent food source on the island.
I hope whoever reads this feels enlightened about rabbits and their inherent evilness.
lucid » neu 10 months ago
Assuming you could fit into the rabbit ambulance, which to me always appeared to be roughly the same size as a rabbit.
steerpike66 » pro 3 years ago
Yerk; back and neck injuries would be torture. Stupid rabbit doctors would probably just sniff at you a bit and look at each other.
dropkickpikachu » neu 2 years ago
And then fuck.
evolume » neu 3 years ago
Ya but if you are a sick bunny or a shot-up bunny you might find the hopping a comfort as you bleed like when you were a little bunny and mom hopped with you clinging to her back for a bunny back ride around the garden with a stop to nibble on the fresh lettuce greens.
deusoma » neu 2 years ago
So vivid...
I suspect you are in fact a rabbit with a stolen laptop, Mr. Evolume.
salvagebar » pro 1 years ago
Why do you assume the laptop is STOLEN? Is it because he's a rabbit? You, sir, are a BIGOT.
belgand » neu 1 years ago
It's not his fault. The shop clerks refuse to sell to him. "Freakin' long ears" they mutter to themselves when they see him show up. With a long, cold look he turns around slowly and walks out, defeated, he doesn't even have to ask he sees the answer on their faces.
mariecat » neu 1 years ago
someday we'll have a rabbit president.
fattypneumonia » neu 10 months ago
Pls. remove pic of Rabbitess from nude gallery :(
shortside40 » neu 8 months ago
Don't you mean a Rabbigot??
dans » neu 3 years ago
The best Achewoods are the ones where you aren't quite sure why you think it's so damn funny, but you laugh just as hard anyway.
hendetta » neu 3 years ago
The rabbit ambulance makes me wish I were a rabbit that was hurt.
rowboat » pro 2 years ago
It can be arranged.
serf » neu 2 years ago
this is why rabbits arent high on the food chain
relaxing » pro 2 years ago
Pat is much more calm holding a comfort animal.
redsalesperson » pro 2 years ago
For some reason, I always imagined all those R's are just the beginning of "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrabbit!"
zem » pro 2 years ago
oh hee hee
tekende » pro 2 years ago
There was a rabbit in Pat's bathroom, apparently. I find it odd no one has pointed that out.
hendetta » pro 2 years ago
Also if Pat has a gun that he cold draws why does he often ask to borrow guns?
hateandwar » neu 2 years ago
Man you don't use your own gun to shoot someone, that's like calling the cops and admitting you did it. What are they teaching you kids in school these days?
puguglypress » neu 10 months ago
If this said "boy" instead of "man" it would be perfect avatar/comment synergy
sleaw » neu 2 years ago
Pat carries a gun, along with an amulet and a rabbit, in the pocket of the pants he doesn't wear. Welcome to Achewood.
charchar » neu 2 years ago
Pat must be a crappy a vegan; i don't think shooting rabbits is something vegans are allowed to do.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
Don'choo tell vegans what they can and can't do, cracka.
robotman » neu 2 years ago
Heh, stumbled upon this recently. It's a lego version of the above ambulance. Pretty well done too.
http://www.brickartist.com/rabbit_ambulance.html
heccibiggs » pro 2 years ago
Oh necessarily
layzerblade » neu 1 years ago
It would be complete with a Technic interior that allowed it to actually hop-instead-of-roll. Seems like it's most of the way there.
drago25 » pro 2 years ago
Beef inspires me to re-insert the use of "all _____" in my day-to-day speech. He rocks it so well.
mattylite » pro 2 years ago
I want to get a textbook on the principles of hopping. That shit is hell of complicated
saucy_jack » neu 2 years ago
An ambulance that employed the principles of hopping instead of rolling would be an ambulance that employed the principles of killing its injured occupants instead of transporting them to safety.
yaotzin » neu 6 months ago
It could be that, like the graceful hopping of the bunny, the ambulance uses the principles of shock absorbers to make it pretty much like just riding on a rocky boat. Just riding through the waves, that's how I always pictured it.
jmmfgd » pro 2 years ago
the first achewood i ever did saw
skaterpix » neu 2 years ago
Little Bunny Abulance takin' the body away

xD
rykan » pro 2 years ago
I must own the t-shirt...
prettyrad » neu 1 years ago
It was really sad when I saw the front page of the Metro newspaper a few weeks ago. The headline was about a girl who was beaten to death by drunks because she was a goth. And there was a picture of her in the Rabbit Ambulance shirt...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1098999.ece
applebed » neu 1 years ago
That is incredibly terribly sad :(
sex_bicycle » neu 1 years ago
shite >.< i think i remember that from years ago dunno why but the fact she liked the same comic as me kinda makes it worse for some reason maybe the fact it could easily have been us that is soo sad
theguitarhero » neu 1 years ago
Ugh that makes me want to puke. Kids are sick.
dybrar » neu 10 months ago
Well that is kind of a downer.
gigs » neu 1 years ago
Let's thank god that human ambulances aren't just giant robots shaped like us.

Actually, now that I think about it, giant robots are never bad. Let's curse god that they're not realistically feasable.
applebed » pro 1 years ago
Bunny all employing the principles of rolling instead of hopping:

[IMGS OFF]

[IMGS OFF]
greenkoolayd » neu 1 years ago
if pat is such a tree-hugger/earth-lover, why would he shoot a bunny?
greenkoolayd » neu 1 years ago
fuck me, somebody already asked this question.....[[sadsigh]]
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