This is one of my favorite strips, for some bizzare reason.
sargasm » neu3 years ago
Who's the dude in the background picture in panel 3? IS IT CHRIS ONSTAD????
hollis » neu3 years ago
Dude that would be so clever! Never allow photographs of himself to get out there, then slip one into one of his strips! If J.D. Salinger had been a cartoonist, he probably would have done this.
zedpower » neu3 years ago
The poster says "no", so that's probably somebody else.
Dig the Tenmen poster. Was this their first time in the strip?
junko » neu3 years ago
Yeah, I think the first appearance of The Smoke as well.
centipede_damascus » pro3 years ago
Emeril and Spongebath think the lonely life is preferable to the thousand natural shocks the flesh is heir to.
soticoto » neu2 weeks ago
... I'm getting the sudden urge to say "Boo to that! ... but I'd rather not stoop that far into hypocrisy.
kilroywashere » pro3 years ago
Kid thinks the moon landing was faked; no wonder he's giving Beef bad advice about marriage.
cdtm » pro3 years ago
Just because they're against marriage, doesn't mean they don't play the flesh game. ^_~
godfatherofsouls » neu3 years ago
this would surprise me, but hell, good for them if so
riazm » neu1 years ago
I recall Spongebath getting a tug job at one of Ray's parties.
aaron_haynes » neu3 years ago
Panel two breaks the 180 rule. :[
geysershitdick » neu2 years ago
what does this mean?
geysershitdick » neu2 years ago
Sorry guys, I just realized that google is my friend. Lame this terrible man.
choosebro » neu1 years ago
Don't be so down on yourself, man.
epicurus » neu3 years ago
I wouldn't have respected Emeril's advice if he hadn't admitted that the tears do come. Though not often. It almost sounds like a good idea (until you try it)
ceres » neu2 years ago
Until you try... not getting married? Or did I completely misunderstand you?
Frankly, much like is stated in the alt text, I don't see what's so bad about not getting married. It certainly isn't worth any tears.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
Yes, until you try not getting married, or swearing off the opposite sex (at least as a man swearing off women).
Personally I don't intend to get married, but if you stay single long enough you WILL wish things were different and end up fucking a lobster shell that you heated with your coffee maker.
Right guys?
spenham » neu2 years ago
Your comment (and indeed, all your comments) are so much more awesome when read in the voice of your Sealab guy.
farqussus » neu2 years ago
survey says...
BYA-BYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ham_shoes » pro2 years ago
Johnny Paycheck couldn't have said it better. Or at least not in the style of Cotton Mather.
kamet » neu2 years ago
This. Is. My. Favorite. Strip. Period.
diggydow » neu2 years ago
Does "particlar" mean something or did Onstad seriously make a spelling error?
ragnarok_engine » neu2 years ago
Nah. It is but a dialectical thing, dogg.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Yeah...he also wrote "fanceyful"
srikamaraja » neu1 years ago
I wish every sentence I spoke went through the Emeril Literary Verbosity filter.
ham_shoes » pro4 months ago
I like how Emeril talks like someone who lived in the original thirteen colonies.
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Frankly, much like is stated in the alt text, I don't see what's so bad about not getting married. It certainly isn't worth any tears.
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Personally I don't intend to get married, but if you stay single long enough you WILL wish things were different and end up fucking a lobster shell that you heated with your coffee maker.
Right guys?
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BYA-BYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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