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fuckyoufriday » neu 3 years ago
I really appreciate Nice Pete's philosophy of music.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
His idea of music is so goddamn weird. Singing is a task, the act of playing brings on a pleasurable stress, and he feels the need to specify that the type of band they will form will be a "music band." Like they were going to be a band of merry, good-hearted thieves alternately.
norsef » neu 1 years ago
I guess band has a different connotation in prison.
st-elmos_fire » neu 1 years ago
Good Music played well by men is something we need more of in the world. Music that everyone can dig and just get together to have a good time with. Not pop, not rock, not jazz, not rap, just . . . music.
greenkoolayd » neu 11 months ago
we have enough dudes making music. we need more chick-rock. that doesnt suck.
snachicat » neu 10 months ago
the problem with this is that chick-rock sucks.
greenkoolayd » neu 10 months ago
rock for chicks? or rock created by chicks?
mockereo » neu 4 months ago
both.

where is your head at dog? that one was obvious.
overmedicated » pro 3 years ago
There should be more music out there played well, by men.
unfun » neu 3 years ago
Hanson were all underage and the Backstreet Boys have "Boys" in their name. These were not men.
tekende » pro 2 years ago
Also, they were not playing the music, but merely performing choreographed karaoke.
neaner » neu 1 years ago
Let's not forget The Monkees, here.
wittyname » neu 2 years ago
Lamed by mistake, though I can't think why someone wuld give the other lame.
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
Maybe someone's brother was in the Backstreet Boys, and maybe someone's very, very proud of his achievements <sob>...
tttt2 » pro 2 years ago
Backstreet Boys/Hanson ripping in 2007 is a bit passe, I'd say
pogo » con 2 years ago
NO, these insults to music by men must not be forgotten -- the CDs (and tapes in Africa) still exist.
steev_dayv » neu 2 years ago
True. Just because their suck was a part of our past as a culture doesn't make it suck any less. It's like being taunted for peeing your pants in grade school. You can't outrun that shit.
selbencoirlo » neu 1 years ago
It is, indeed, impossible to outrun peeing in your pants. All it accomplishes is leaving a long glistening trail of urine across the playground blacktop.
gunsofray » neu 1 years ago
And eventually it gets so ba you have to become a hermit.
steev_dayv » neu 1 years ago
AT first glance, your avicon looks like dicks in butts...
gunsofray » neu 1 years ago
it isn't dicks in butts, its penises in vaginas. Or should that be 'peni in vaginae'? Either way, its a painting called Penis Landscape
steev_dayv » neu 1 years ago
I can appreciate that.
skavid » neu 1 years ago
Chubbied for H.R. Giger.
steev_dayv » neu 1 years ago
This was his worst piece. It shows so little of his talent.
smallberries » neu 11 months ago
It was sufficiently talented to warrant a raid on Jello Biafra's home then a lengthy & expensive court battle to determine whether the work in question created "prurient interests" i.e. whether someone, somewhere got his or her chubby on while viewing it. A special thanks to Tipper Gore's PMRC (acronym for Bouffant Encrusted Thought-Police). Oh does the name sound familiar? It's Al's wife!
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
Boyz II Men, however, successfully completed the transition.
mystkmanat » neu 1 years ago
My feelings on your avataricon: Pro.
waddlerz » neu 2 years ago
Also, it wasn't really music either
greenkoolayd » neu 1 years ago
hanson wrote thier own music. on instruments. i guve them respect for that, even if i dont particularly enjoy the specific sounds they created.
the_voice » pro 2 years ago
Husker Du.
overmedicated » neu 3 years ago
Achewood > lol
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
The detail in Nice Pete's hand in the third panel really adds a lot of creepy, creepy expression to him. There's something feminine about how he thoughtfully holds the pencil to his lips that I just... don't... like.
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
There is something low and base about typing "lol" that is totally beneath Achewood.
achilleselbow » neu 2 years ago
It shows that you are of low mind.
glyphtheory » neu 2 years ago
This is why I choose to read the overmedicated comment as a statement of 'Achewood' is greater than 'lol'. That is acceptable.
stayawaystars » pro 3 years ago
for someone with no pupils, Lyle certainly has very expressive eyes in this one
mastronaut » neu 2 years ago
I love the idea that Lyle doesnt actually SAY anything past panel 2, and just sits there while Pete explains and responds to imaginary questions.

"What? No, there is not a particular style such as blues or heavy metal."
jesler729 » neu 2 years ago
I'm not sure if it was intended that way, but you're right, the idea is great.
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Once I thought of it, I liked to assume Lyle has asked the question and suggested the two example styles, as the idea that Nice Pete is repeating them when answering is hilarious.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
I too enjoy this interpretation and shall accept it as canon.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
Also, his bottle of Jack might as well be a million miles away. It is of no help in this conversation.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
He grows pupils when Nice Pete calls.
catachresis » neu 3 years ago
Fuckin' love this arc
nurdbot » pro 3 years ago
Me too. 'It will just be good music, played well by men!' is such an epic damn quote.
epicurus » pro 3 years ago
Nice Pete's understanding of music is very awesome. Notice he sees no problem with them forming a band this afternoon, then playing at a concert tonight.
djwhiterabbit » pro 3 years ago
do not forget that the people will go crazy.

and there will be many, many people looking at him.
mega_panda » neu 3 years ago
I generally find that my pupils, regardless of my emotional state, tend to remain saucer shaped
lawdog » pro 3 years ago
Is it wrong that I keep looking for a secret code in Pete's chest hair?
pa_ass_nts » neu 2 years ago
It is a Bad Thing that Men should not do. It is not OK.
achilleselbow » neu 2 years ago
Do you also think it is wrong for a man to give another man kisses?
mugi » neu 2 years ago
No, I agree that it is okay.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
As long as that other man isn't me, I don't care.
purplehaze » neu 7 months ago
Can the first man be you?
stuart » neu 3 years ago
This is a totally unsuspicious proposition from a convicted murderer
cheeks_jd » neu 3 years ago
I hate Pete's pose on the phone when he has the pencil in his mouth. Every strip where he is on the phone he does that pose. I guess I just think it doesn't suit him.
lunchbox » neu 3 years ago
Chris Onstad should be praised for his apparent affinity for Rickenbackers. They are great guitars and perfect basses.
tttt2 » pro 2 years ago
I know Nice Pete is American but it's impossible to picture him talking with anything other than Vlad's accent

also, the world would be a better place if the music industry worked that way

jackparsons » neu 2 years ago
The only appropriate accent is the weird faux-british accent of teenage thugs nationwide, as in the thug kid in The Simpsons. This does not work with Nice Pete. He would have the blank affectless monotone of a bored news announcer.
charchar » neu 2 years ago
I hear it as a mid-pitched breathy rasp, very crisply enunciated. I don't know how to explain it, and the internet isn't helping.
cpnglxynchos » neu 2 years ago
like the descriptions of behavior in both Men In Black or the G-Man from Halflife?
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
I hear my father's voice.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
I still hear it as sounding kind of like that gay mustached dude from Family Guy who shows up in a variety of different occupations and situations.

Although I was thinking about Achewood voices not long ago and thought that Phillip Seymour Hoffman would make a good choice for Nice Pete.

Also:
Roast Beef - Steve Buscemi
Todd - Tracy Morgan

I think that was about as far as I got.
theguitarhero » neu 1 years ago
"F-f-fuck man, that b-b-bird b-b-better not fuck up my credit!"
dak » pro 2 years ago
I wonder if "Mister Band" was out of his own mind or whether he's heard of "Mr.Children".
tekende » neu 1 years ago
Or Mister Mister.
doc_rostov » neu 2 years ago
This one is wonderful.

All that a music band really needs is a good, honest name that people can believe in. Oh, and music played well by men. Aw, Nice Pete. Such a dreamer.
godfatherofsouls » neu 2 years ago
These two should hang out more.
saru » pro 2 years ago
If I ever start a band, I'm telling everyone the genre is music-core. It will be good music, played by men.
wartooth » pro 2 years ago
i know, i love how the genre for mister band is music-core, we used to come up with these all the time, my favorites:
horse-core, so tuff you dont use cars anymore
and
apple-core, so stupid it needs no explanation
theguitarhero » neu 1 years ago
I totally wish Music-core was a choice on the drop down menu on Myspace.
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Music-core has very much entered, if not my actual speech very often, definitely my thought processes. It's just such a helpful way to think of what one is doing while writing music.
c_dizzle » pro 2 years ago
Why - out of all the Nice Pete strips - does this creep me out the most?
woodenteeth » neu 1 years ago
For me it kinda demonstrates that if a fucked up serial killer calls you with a fucked up idea about starting a band even someone as hard as Lyle just has to stand there and listen and become involved, you do not say no to Nice Pete.
epicurus » neu 2 years ago
Lyle's expression in panel 6 is pretty close to perfect. How do people who know Nice Pete deal with this shit?
drskradley » neu 2 years ago
I 5'd this purely because of that very expression.
hardelicious » neu 2 years ago
The last panel describes exactly the idea behind "American Idol" if you take out the third sentence.
ricnine » pro 2 years ago
Read Nice Pete's part in your head as Christopher Walken and tell me it isn't a PERFECT fit. Or better yet, don't tell me that because you will be making a liar of yourself and that is the saddest thing.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
I have to disagree with you. I am sorry about this ricnine.
bjorntd » neu 2 years ago
I can't help but see Nice Pete's ears as horns instead of ears. It must be the hair.
cbtbone » neu 2 years ago
I'm not sure if Lyle is supposed to have actually asked Nice Pete what style of music the band will play, but I like it better if he doesn't, and Pete just supplies the answer. Or perhaps answers a voice in his head.
g-money » neu 1 years ago
L@@K at his hand in panel three.
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