I think it might have been more a pun on "ju/Jew"...but it's still pretty stupid.
farqussus » neu10 months ago
Farqussus and Saint, Awesome Posts. Great Job!
incredibledeath » pro2 years ago
I like to think that since the pennies for this little demonstration are in the piggy bank, that Erlenmeyer must be full of ketchup.
heccibiggs » pro1 years ago
Oh, it's a piggy bank! Of course. I was all, "Seriously, I cannot think of one fathomable reason as to why there would be a very small pig on the table."
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
Unless it was for the dissection that made up part two.
"Notice that the lungs son muy spongy!"
aliiis » pro1 years ago
A H S O O O ! I thought it was Jaime the Science Friend :|
norsef » neu1 years ago
A nice idea until you imagine Beef upturning the piggy bank releasing a thick stream of gore. Then a metallic tink as the coin falls like a bullet into a kidney dish. Then you imagine the children watching. Then you burst out laughing again.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
this is absolutely something Beef would have a nightmare about. also the aftermath with all the parents suing him into a very dark hole.
fattypneumonia » pro5 months ago
I like to think that you just named the piggy "Erlenmeyer."
trevor » pro2 years ago
That line, and the pickles on a parade line, are the reason I love this little story.
untilyouaresonude » pro2 years ago
His pencil-thin moustache makes him the John Waters of Spanish science.
dropkickpikachu » pro2 years ago
I said this in the GOF story arc too, but it bears repeating: Onstad's hispanic accents represented in text are just uncanny and hilarious.
juancarlos » neu2 years ago
He even uses accents, I wouldn't be surprised if he knew about upside exclamation and question marks.
petitegitan » neu2 years ago
If you don't read zefiel's comment, you are at risk to think that alejandroadam is a jerk. Sorry alej, and you are not nice zefiel.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Woah, I hadn't noticed this. And yeah, it DOES sound racist, when put out of context. I'm mexican and in Mexico. Here the idea of 'slowly taking back California' is amusing to us, and I guess I said it in that lighthearted state of mind. I didn't think of the Political Incorrectness of such a thing when said in amerika. Sorry all.
juancarlos » neu2 years ago
Yeah, I didn't get offended. Chicanos are sensitive yo!
KIDDING.
zefiel » pro2 years ago
I love what you say in your profile about the 'net taking your roots. I feel the same way too, and I'm still here. X3
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
three.. two ...
slodowy_slicer » pro9 months ago
THAT KIND OF THING IS NOT FUNNY. EVER.
zem » neu8 months ago
maybe it was a lame comment
achilleselbow » neu2 years ago
Wow. This is a pretty awesome object lesson in how things are offensive not due to what is said, but who is saying it. It's also telling of a mild ethnocentrism, since pretty much all of us assumed that zefiel was white. Man, I could write a whole cultural studies thesis on this.
tekende » neu1 years ago
I would read this thesis.
laserblade » neu1 years ago
I would read this thesis if it included some rock hard cat cock.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
I'm sorry, laserblade, I normally don't give two shits about avatar/comment synergy, but I can't help but read 99% of your comments without picturing a stern Putin saying it, and it's always for the better.
alejandroadam » neu1 years ago
there is a difference no matter what. when my dad (acentral american immigrant) says "mexicans will marry your daughter!" it pisses off white ppl and is pretty funny, when Rush Limbaugh says it, it makes white ppl mad and is racist, and the root of hate crimes.
I didn't say zifel was a racist, just that where I live. I've ONLY heard strait up iron cross wearing bikers that hate the idea of happiness say this. for real.
but yeah. pls post your thesis when your done. I will also read it. lol please include a P about how "white" is a race and "mexican" isn't
greenkoolayd » neu9 months ago
the thing is, rush limbaugh is an ignorant, loud-mouth, douche-queef. when he says something like that, its understood that he thinks its a bad idea. i gather that you dad doesnt share those sentiments......
greenkoolayd » neu9 months ago
whoops. apparently, i was thinking out loud. sorry.
stuart » neu2 years ago
wait, what the hell kind of order am i supposed to read this in
apocowarg » neu2 years ago
your confusion is delicious.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
You just read them any old way you want dear and the good lord God will provide
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
being a dick is a sign of not having one.
mr_lostman28 » neu1 years ago
Ladies always be being dickish
c_dizzle » pro2 years ago
If he was giving birth to a penny; THAT would be craaaazy.
aelindil » neu2 years ago
No, that would be waaaaackyyyy.
tekende » neu2 years ago
I'm having the penny in your room. Are you okay with that?
heavymetaljesus » pro2 years ago
Man, same here roast beef, them dirty pennies is craaaaazy.
hypoluxa » pro2 years ago
It is a quite a situation Beef has gotten himself into.
He could be teaching science, but on the other hand, he could just be getting his ass beat down.
hellofditties » neu2 years ago
I don't even remember this arc. This is hilarious!
I was getting down to some bidness, by which I mean being intimate. It was getting pretty steamy and everything, when suddenly, for no reason, JAIME THE SCIENCE FRIEND just popped into my head. Specifically him saying "I got no time for a ugly penny ! I was like, this is craaazy !"
Understandably, I immediately started laughing uncontrollably, which spoiled the mood a little. I tried to put it from my mind but all that happened was that I thought "Maybe ju an' me are amigos !"
It took me some time to recover. Screw you, Jaime the Science Friend!
It's still a 5 though.
johnny_diamond » neu1 years ago
AIRWOLF HEADSET
johnny_diamond » neu1 years ago
AIRWOLF HEADSET
hyetal » neu9 months ago
You know, I just hit the "Random" button and I landed on one of the Airwolf strips. Not the same. Airwolf's is black and has a mic.
In either case, it's nowhere near his ears, which has likely been pointed out abundantly.
And Firefox's spellcheck doesn't recognize "Airwolf?" Or "spellcheck?"
gunsofray » neu10 months ago
Jaime is the name of one of my ex girlfriends. Now i can accuse her of being a Mexican immigrant scientist cat .. also male.
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I didn't say zifel was a racist, just that where I live. I've ONLY heard strait up iron cross wearing bikers that hate the idea of happiness say this. for real.
but yeah. pls post your thesis when your done. I will also read it. lol please include a P about how "white" is a race and "mexican" isn't
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He could be teaching science, but on the other hand, he could just be getting his ass beat down.
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Lyle: gpt am n innle on the pisss
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I was getting down to some bidness, by which I mean being intimate. It was getting pretty steamy and everything, when suddenly, for no reason, JAIME THE SCIENCE FRIEND just popped into my head. Specifically him saying "I got no time for a ugly penny ! I was like, this is craaazy !"
Understandably, I immediately started laughing uncontrollably, which spoiled the mood a little. I tried to put it from my mind but all that happened was that I thought "Maybe ju an' me are amigos !"
It took me some time to recover. Screw you, Jaime the Science Friend!
It's still a 5 though.
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In either case, it's nowhere near his ears, which has likely been pointed out abundantly.
And Firefox's spellcheck doesn't recognize "Airwolf?" Or "spellcheck?"
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