Shows about blood are awesome.

Patrick Bateman saying that just makes me chuckle for some reason. Chubby.

Patrick Bateman?

Why him? Did you mean Christian Bale?

That is clearly both Christian Bale and Patrick Bateman.

Right, right.

stupid.
stupid.
stupid.

Don't beat yourself up, dude.

I mean, I'm not sure if Carnage can kill himself or not, but why find out?

THESE KNIVES!!!

THESE KNIVES ARE MADE OUT OF MEEEEEEEEE!!

OOOOH THESE KNIVES!

Sex education.

awesome german. sounds like a computervoice at the airport when i read this. you say "erscheinung" when you see jesus (or similar) but not in relation with TV shows. so twice as funny for me, i rate it a 10!

Television = Fernsehapparat.

Beides ist richtig.

Alt text: "Come Monday, what language? What stories of the weekend?"

Erscheinen - I like how Onstad does dodgy translations in his Heute auf Deutsch strips.

Yeah. It's more about the weird cultural translations.

The bear in the black turtleneck is talking to the tiger with a shaved head.

That would be " Wordt geneukd, neukhoofd"

( This isn't proper grammar in Dutch.)

Ik wil graag 'n pizza bestellen.

I love Ray's expression in the first panel.

Once again Lyle is missing an arm. Today, it's the other one.

Once again Teodor is inquiring about an electronic transmitter. Today, it's the TV.

Today, Lyle has a buzz cut.

Lyle would be the skinhead, wouldn't he?

Same as the Spanish one, I don't get why this isn't a stone 5.

Der Bär möchte schauen Fernsehen.