Beef's powers of deduction rival Sherlock Holmes' when it comes to recycling.
chaesar » pro2 years ago
Didn't Estevez and Sheen do this in "Men at Work?"
tragicone » neu9 months ago
Chubby for a underrated movie.
chasanator » neu4 weeks ago
seconded!
mega_panda » neu2 years ago
notice how beef's pillow has indentations from his ears.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Also Emeril wears earmuffs while his ears are on top of his head.
mugi » neu1 years ago
They're temple-warmers.
connellingus » pro2 years ago
I'm glad that Chris cleaned up Emeril's speech (see here and here). I found him really hard to read in his early appearances, and making him more eloquent (even excessively so) and introducing the trashspotting angle made him a much more entertaining character.
slanger » pro2 years ago
"Draeger's" from panel 4 is a fancy pants grocery store. Yeah I know, I know, "just butt out!"
molesticide » neu2 years ago
you, sir, have been clicking on "you haven't seen these highest rated" in descending order.
i know this because i am doing the same thing, and only moments ago i read the philippe times in which he 'butts out' at the end.
geysershitdick » neu1 years ago
A review of slanger's view history in his assetbar profile does corroborate this assessment
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slanger » neu1 years ago
You guys are like Vincent D'Onofrio, all understanding my brain! Although I feel I should mention that I'm a lady, not a dude. So that part of the detective work didn't pan out, but that's cool.
pogo » pro1 years ago
You of course mean Det. Robert Goren, the fictional character played so well by Mr. D'Onofrio, (chubby for good spelling) who might be a complete yutz in real life, yet can memorize clever dialog like a master.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
dang, they must have missed the lipstick on the butts
laserblade » neu1 years ago
Oh yeah, I just got the joke without even thinking about it, but I guess the vast majority of people in the world must not have Draeger's.
belgand » neu1 years ago
I had guessed that it was a brand rather than an upmarket store brand, but the point is still the same. I was unfamiliar with them because I live in the city and not the suburbs with Onstad. We do not know their pretensions to elegance here, but we do find it amusing. Such as a dog attempting to walk on it's hind legs.
afkpuz » neu2 years ago
I didn't realize how much was going on in this strip until about the third go-round.
As to Emeril's dialogue, he appears to have seesawed back and forth from backwoods hillbilly to shakespearian english and now mixes both with our modern tongue to create a most satisfying blend.
laudabilis » pro2 years ago
Seconded. I had to read it, read the first comment, and read it again about four times.
lunchbox » neu2 years ago
1) I miss hip-hop guys who dress like Spongebath
2) Nothing beats a big-ass salty turkey drumstick, all with a glazed, crunchy skin and salty pink meat.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Spongebath is insane in the membrane. Also, he's too fat to walk.
professorhazard » neu2 years ago
Too fat, or too lazy?
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Too fat.
gazdatronik » neu1 years ago
Spongebath is not fat. if he were to stand on his hind legs, he would extremely tall compared to the others. I think he may suffer from uncorrected Acromegaly, which is what Andre the Giant had. He was growing his whole life, and near the end, his joints were too stressed for him to get around, and was in a wheelchair most of the time. Spongebath just garbagepicked a plus-size rascal from the Glendale area.
rowboat » pro1 years ago
Spongebath is not not fat.
tekende » neu2 years ago
One often begets the other.
lunchbox » neu2 years ago
Fatness is the ends, lack of exercise is the means, but that's neither here nor there.
pogo » neu1 years ago
It could also be a virus, I have read.
lunchbox » neu1 years ago
Nah, Spongebath don't make excuses for his dirty deeds.
tekende » pro1 years ago
It is kind of a loop. If you are fat, you are probably less likely to exert yourself toward any particular activity more stressful than changing the TV channel with the remote or pressing the buttons on the microwave.
lunchbox » neu1 years ago
I don't care about this conversation anymore. I am more fascinated by th fact that you and pogo have similar avatars, which is incredible.
storableprawn » neu1 years ago
The handface avatar is a thing.
deusoma » pro2 years ago
I like to think that Emeril pronounces the house number as "Eight thousand, two hundred and fifty-seven." It fits with him, somehow.
dasilodavi » neu2 years ago
This strip gets a five, not so much for humor, but for really fleshing out the world of Achewood. Trashspotting really feels like a genuine activity, perhaps something my neighborhood's cats do when they root through the trash.
fablesandblues » neu2 years ago
I think it gets a 5 because of "Oh Hell and Damn Yes." Which is how I would respond to a still hot turkey drumstick.
woodenteeth » neu1 years ago
Yes. Very sturdy V-chub (and a real one). You've spoken something which I feel has been missing in Achewood of late, description of slightly odd goings on, instead of slightly odd characters. I'd like to find out more about the rituals in the Achewood world.
dasilodavi you receive Assetbarrian of the month.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
"Trashspotting." Also known as "group stalking."
unsentletter » pro1 years ago
Has Spongebath ever spoken? I hope not... he's the Silent Bob of Achewood.
pogo » neu1 years ago
Crawling home after a night of pubs, I have often spotted trash and speculated on the lifestyle of the trashers, but this takes it to an artform. Bravo.
gus » neu1 years ago
The turkey drumstick was warmed in a microwave. After it was found in a dumpster. I'd still eat it because I hope someday to be half as cool as Emeril and Spongebath.
desert_donkey » neu1 years ago
that would be so pimp to stroll around the neihborhood noshing on a turkey drumstick.
genequagmire » pro10 months ago
Sublime.
clovis » neu10 months ago
when did beef get back with Molly??
carlyle » neu10 months ago
Superb.
jar » neu8 months ago
I never considered having a turkey drumstick at 6 in the morning before, but boy it sure does sound hell of delicious.
jar » neu8 months ago
I never considered having a turkey drumstick at 6 in the morning before, but boy it sure does sound hell of delicious.
alm96 » neu1 months ago
Is that a roofless golf cart or a 4 wheeled moped?
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i know this because i am doing the same thing, and only moments ago i read the philippe times in which he 'butts out' at the end.
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As to Emeril's dialogue, he appears to have seesawed back and forth from backwoods hillbilly to shakespearian english and now mixes both with our modern tongue to create a most satisfying blend.
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2) Nothing beats a big-ass salty turkey drumstick, all with a glazed, crunchy skin and salty pink meat.
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