That comment works quite well with your avatar

yours... does not

Look who's talking.

TOO

NOW!

THE SIOUX

says the guy with the (talking?) potato avatar

Bill Callahan is the lucky son-of-a-bitch who's dating Joanna Newsom.

Not any more, friend! She's now dating that Andy Sanberg or whatever from SNL.

Why would anyone want to date her? I can only imagine the horrible noises she must make during coitus.

Says the guy who's all about Tori fucking Amos.

Tori Amos has a much, much, much, much better singing voice than Joanna Newsom. Tori Amos does not give me a headache with her music. Tori Amos is also much better looking than Joanna Newsom.

I'm not going to bother getting into this kind of argument (I think I already have, once, on assetbar?), but I'm just going to say that the little high pitch vocal thing Tori Amos does on "Crucify" (ooh, she's a minister's daughter and she wrote a song with the words "Crucify myself!") makes me want to step hard on cats, you know, grinding the heal in some shit-kicker boots and everything, because that would probably makes Tori Amos really angry somehow and that's the only way I could get back at her.

Also, I don't listen to music because the maker is pretty.

To each his own, I suppose.

Oh my god.

You guys actually did it.

You hands down won the Worst Online Argument Ever.


There were so many candidates. They said it couldn't but done. And yet...here it is. Man. Wow.

?

daidai, you've been reading assetbar for some time now, we all know this.

you have got to be fucking shitting me if you think this short "argument" is anything even fucking close to the top 1000 worst arguments on assetbar, let alone the god damn internet.

Remember the "furfag" debate, for example?

i can hang with a dude who a.) makes Smog jokes and b.) is so damn fiery about it.

Bill Callahan is also a really bad football coach.

why did this not get more chubbies

Alt text to the rescue.

Teodor's bemused eyebrows are excellent.

Knowing Teodor he probably called them up again afterwards.

Anyone dialed this number yet?

No. But I'm about to!

Well, it's been two months.
How'd it go?

Meh.

What do you mean? Did you gat to chat with a cop? Did you even get an answer?
DETAILS, PEOPLE!

$3.95/min

even though 911 is a joke, its still cheaper than that...

911 is a joke?

Maybe in yo town.

my town is so small, all we have are the state cops. and they are the primary law enforcement for about 5 or 6 other small towns.....

basically, everything is a joke around here.

Is anybody else wondering how much the P. Diddy Song of the Day costs?

I wasn't, but I am now!

Lame.

Is there anything that is NOT lame to you, sje46? I postulate that the answer is, in fact, no.

wallabee went on a laming spree, right down assetbar, two months ago, so I lamed a bunch of his comments.

Completely logical. Teaches me to open my mouth.

I didn't even notice it was all directed at the same person.