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kazad » neu 2 years ago
Ray is a terrible email friend to have.
cleave » neu 2 years ago
Notice though that Beef has replied to every single email. What a friend.
catachresis » neu 2 years ago
One of those panels where I never looked twice until the comments made me
Thank you, kind sir/madam
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
nt
cleave » neu 2 years ago
I've changed my pic to more aptly reflect my hard-drinkin' Harley-ridin' chain-wieldin' male-and-chauvinistic persona.

Oh and you're welcome =)
arkaic » neu 1 years ago
amen nice observation
fineoakstructure » neu 1 years ago
Yeah, but I always figured the replies were like "man why you keep sending me this stuff" etc. It's like those times when Ray is telling Beef about this kind of trivia in person, and Beef just sits there reading a magazine and ignoring Ray almost completely.
littlecat » pro 1 years ago
no, we only see the ones that Beef replied to. What I noticed is that Beef doesn't write to him on his own accord, only in replies!
goriasxy » pro 11 months ago
WAY. SAD.
eviltkat » pro 2 years ago
Ray's sent Roast Beef that picture of that girl kissing the phallic golf trophy, like, fifty times.
m1st3rbl4ck » pro 2 years ago
'dancing baby turns 10 - hella poignant' is what made this one for me
connormc » pro 1 years ago
I've read this comic a hundred times and it was only in noticing your comment that I went "wait a 9-year-old dancing child is by no means a baby" so, y'know, thanks for that.
deusoma » neu 11 months ago
You know, I'm not Chris Onstad, so I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure that Ray was talking about the Dancing Baby, not just a dancing baby.
closefriend » pro 2 years ago
"Rediculous" is the #1 dead indicator that the writer is unaware of exactly what s/he is talking about.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Don't forget "definatly."

Goddamn it.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
I will definatly not forget these rediculous things, gents.
riazm » neu 2 years ago
The man has a .exe (dot e-ex-e) to prove his identity.
afterward » neu 1 years ago
This messes with my mind. How, precisely, does the executable file prove a guy's identity? It is unknown.
st-elmos_fire » neu 1 years ago
the point is, it never would in the real world, it would in fact be a virus and the guy getting the email would not know what an .exe is, well he wouldn't if he fell for it.
wehavemagnums » pro 2 years ago
I love the fact that Ray finds the dancing baby turning 10 to be "hella poignant".
andrew_ » pro 2 years ago
All of the people on the floor are dancing it up to the new song Gravity Train
swarm_of_bears » neu 2 years ago
I don't know why, but for some reason I hear Ray's voice in this strip as Samuel L. Jackson's. Give it a try, you'll love the results.
deptford » pro 1 years ago
Best advice I've heard in a long time.
senseihollywood » neu 2 years ago
turns out that guy is a hero AND a fatso...go figure
hassanoleary » neu 2 years ago
That one caught my eye, too. If the heroism is in question, it suggests someone was perhaps unintentionally heroic and that his/her body mass played a significant factor.

"Local behemoth obstructs bank entrance, foils robbery in progress."
junko » pro 2 years ago
I really expected this to be a one-off . . then a two-off . . then it just kept going! I think a lot of the "arcs" are just jokes the author still thinks are funny the next day.
mugi » neu 1 years ago
Chubby for a brilliant definition of "arc."
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
seconded.
ssddr » neu 2 years ago
I think Onstad must have discovered http://www.419eater.com/ i few days before this.
hip-hobbit » neu 2 years ago
take a hike, advice!
kneejerk » neu 2 years ago
In panel four, Ray is APPALLED.
mountaindewtab » pro 2 years ago
scams are not funny but this is still a 5
cousinted » neu 2 years ago
Scams are never funny, unless a clown is being scammed.
jugglegod » neu 2 years ago
Just thought I'd post a link to my Leon Sumbitches experience recently, hope you enjoy it!

http://denver.craigslist.org/mis/436683191.html
i_love_kate » neu 2 years ago
I dislike this arc. I'm just going to say it now, and save repeating it on the next dozen or so strips. Its too conventional for Achewood. The irony of such an e-mail actually being honest and the main character suffering for their presumption is what I'd expect to be reading in twenty or so far worse webcomics. Here, it just leaves me wanting for more Mexican Realism.
goocifer » neu 2 years ago
I think the arc is still funny, but yeah, I saw a pretty similar storyline on Hangin with Mr. Cooper...
fosters » pro 2 years ago
I love it not so much for the situation itself, which as you said has been done before, but for the details.

The guy's name is Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat and Brian Wheat is the FAKE one. He wrote a song called Gravity Train. He called Ray a toilet seat smoking a cigar. Ray uses the phrase "straight-up splickety." Nmbota had an accident of the government. "Hilarious!"

There is so much comedy gold in here the premise could be a thousand times more generic and it'd still be straight 5s from beginning to end.
i_love_kate » neu 2 years ago
Oh, God, no. I can't fault the comedy. The comedy is omnipresent. Any man who says that this arc isn't funny is lying through his yellowing teeth.

But you know what else is funny? Jackass.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
No.

No, it isn't.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
Warning: if you feel the need to complain on the Internet that a comic you like is really damn funny but just not original, you may have no real problems of your own.

Sorry, but it had to be said.
i_love_kate » neu 2 years ago
Very true. I have no real problems, bastard that I am.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
I suggest therapy, or politics.
comeister » neu 1 years ago
Boo to this comment. Spoiler!
mattylite » neu 1 years ago
Dude, don't be rediculous. Read them all first, on the main pages, then read the comments. At this point in the arhives I can't imagine there is a SINGLE STRIP that hasn't been referenced.
heccibiggs » neu 2 years ago
I got an e-mail like this the other day. I couldn't believe they still existed.
moolah » pro 2 years ago
Do you guys think Ray's email alert is the Sublime cover or the original version by The Toyes?
mangtastic » neu 3 months ago
It should be both, played at the same time. I only lissen to d-d-d-double music!
phthoggos » neu 2 years ago
5 because I just stared at panel 3 and laughed and laughed
biznart » neu 1 years ago
Leon Sumbitches is basically the best name in the world.
xiaomimi » neu 1 years ago
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arelladawn » neu 1 years ago
What is up with Ray's mouth in panel 4? It's like he is having a bulldog moment.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
His paw is covering the lower half of it. You are the one having a "bulldog moment."
arelladawn » neu 2 months ago
Thanks, I see it now.
fatcat » pro 6 months ago
I swear to god I read that bit in the last panel as "My uncle Mengis Adoso, as you have a beard..." like three times before I got it right. God I am so sleep-deprived.
cpnglxynchos » neu 6 months ago
a chubby for you for two reasons..first 'cos sleep deprivation is a regular thing for me and secondly 'cos that which you said was funny.
genequagmire » pro 3 months ago
I kill two dwarves in the morning...
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