Notice though that Beef has replied to every single email. What a friend.
catachresis » neu2 years ago
One of those panels where I never looked twice until the comments made me
Thank you, kind sir/madam
farqussus » neu2 years ago
nt
cleave » neu2 years ago
I've changed my pic to more aptly reflect my hard-drinkin' Harley-ridin' chain-wieldin' male-and-chauvinistic persona.
Oh and you're welcome =)
arkaic » neu1 years ago
amen nice observation
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Yeah, but I always figured the replies were like "man why you keep sending me this stuff" etc. It's like those times when Ray is telling Beef about this kind of trivia in person, and Beef just sits there reading a magazine and ignoring Ray almost completely.
littlecat » pro1 years ago
no, we only see the ones that Beef replied to. What I noticed is that Beef doesn't write to him on his own accord, only in replies!
goriasxy » pro11 months ago
WAY. SAD.
eviltkat » pro2 years ago
Ray's sent Roast Beef that picture of that girl kissing the phallic golf trophy, like, fifty times.
m1st3rbl4ck » pro2 years ago
'dancing baby turns 10 - hella poignant' is what made this one for me
connormc » pro1 years ago
I've read this comic a hundred times and it was only in noticing your comment that I went "wait a 9-year-old dancing child is by no means a baby" so, y'know, thanks for that.
deusoma » neu11 months ago
You know, I'm not Chris Onstad, so I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure that Ray was talking about theDancing Baby, not just a dancing baby.
closefriend » pro2 years ago
"Rediculous" is the #1 dead indicator that the writer is unaware of exactly what s/he is talking about.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Don't forget "definatly."
Goddamn it.
tekende » neu1 years ago
I will definatly not forget these rediculous things, gents.
riazm » neu2 years ago
The man has a .exe (dot e-ex-e) to prove his identity.
afterward » neu1 years ago
This messes with my mind. How, precisely, does the executable file prove a guy's identity? It is unknown.
st-elmos_fire » neu1 years ago
the point is, it never would in the real world, it would in fact be a virus and the guy getting the email would not know what an .exe is, well he wouldn't if he fell for it.
wehavemagnums » pro2 years ago
I love the fact that Ray finds the dancing baby turning 10 to be "hella poignant".
andrew_ » pro2 years ago
All of the people on the floor are dancing it up to the new song Gravity Train
swarm_of_bears » neu2 years ago
I don't know why, but for some reason I hear Ray's voice in this strip as Samuel L. Jackson's. Give it a try, you'll love the results.
deptford » pro1 years ago
Best advice I've heard in a long time.
senseihollywood » neu2 years ago
turns out that guy is a hero AND a fatso...go figure
hassanoleary » neu2 years ago
That one caught my eye, too. If the heroism is in question, it suggests someone was perhaps unintentionally heroic and that his/her body mass played a significant factor.
"Local behemoth obstructs bank entrance, foils robbery in progress."
junko » pro2 years ago
I really expected this to be a one-off . . then a two-off . . then it just kept going! I think a lot of the "arcs" are just jokes the author still thinks are funny the next day.
mugi » neu1 years ago
Chubby for a brilliant definition of "arc."
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
seconded.
ssddr » neu2 years ago
I think Onstad must have discovered http://www.419eater.com/ i few days before this.
hip-hobbit » neu2 years ago
take a hike, advice!
kneejerk » neu2 years ago
In panel four, Ray is APPALLED.
mountaindewtab » pro2 years ago
scams are not funny but this is still a 5
cousinted » neu2 years ago
Scams are never funny, unless a clown is being scammed.
jugglegod » neu2 years ago
Just thought I'd post a link to my Leon Sumbitches experience recently, hope you enjoy it!
http://denver.craigslist.org/mis/436683191.html
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
I dislike this arc. I'm just going to say it now, and save repeating it on the next dozen or so strips. Its too conventional for Achewood. The irony of such an e-mail actually being honest and the main character suffering for their presumption is what I'd expect to be reading in twenty or so far worse webcomics. Here, it just leaves me wanting for more Mexican Realism.
goocifer » neu2 years ago
I think the arc is still funny, but yeah, I saw a pretty similar storyline on Hangin with Mr. Cooper...
fosters » pro2 years ago
I love it not so much for the situation itself, which as you said has been done before, but for the details.
The guy's name is Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat and Brian Wheat is the FAKE one. He wrote a song called Gravity Train. He called Ray a toilet seat smoking a cigar. Ray uses the phrase "straight-up splickety." Nmbota had an accident of the government. "Hilarious!"
There is so much comedy gold in here the premise could be a thousand times more generic and it'd still be straight 5s from beginning to end.
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
Oh, God, no. I can't fault the comedy. The comedy is omnipresent. Any man who says that this arc isn't funny is lying through his yellowing teeth.
But you know what else is funny? Jackass.
tekende » neu2 years ago
No.
No, it isn't.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Warning: if you feel the need to complain on the Internet that a comic you like is really damn funny but just not original, you may have no real problems of your own.
Sorry, but it had to be said.
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
Very true. I have no real problems, bastard that I am.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
I suggest therapy, or politics.
comeister » neu1 years ago
Boo to this comment. Spoiler!
mattylite » neu1 years ago
Dude, don't be rediculous. Read them all first, on the main pages, then read the comments. At this point in the arhives I can't imagine there is a SINGLE STRIP that hasn't been referenced.
heccibiggs » neu2 years ago
I got an e-mail like this the other day. I couldn't believe they still existed.
moolah » pro2 years ago
Do you guys think Ray's email alert is the Sublime cover or the original version by The Toyes?
mangtastic » neu3 months ago
It should be both, played at the same time. I only lissen to d-d-d-double music!
phthoggos » neu2 years ago
5 because I just stared at panel 3 and laughed and laughed
biznart » neu1 years ago
Leon Sumbitches is basically the best name in the world.
"The Germans have their shiny shoes, and the Chinese have electrical engineering students raining off of high rooftops, but give me the French any day."
arelladawn » neu1 years ago
What is up with Ray's mouth in panel 4? It's like he is having a bulldog moment.
rowboat » pro1 years ago
His paw is covering the lower half of it. You are the one having a "bulldog moment."
arelladawn » neu2 months ago
Thanks, I see it now.
fatcat » pro6 months ago
I swear to god I read that bit in the last panel as "My uncle Mengis Adoso, as you have a beard..." like three times before I got it right. God I am so sleep-deprived.
cpnglxynchos » neu6 months ago
a chubby for you for two reasons..first 'cos sleep deprivation is a regular thing for me and secondly 'cos that which you said was funny.
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Thank you, kind sir/madam
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"Local behemoth obstructs bank entrance, foils robbery in progress."
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The guy's name is Leon Sumbitches/Brian Wheat and Brian Wheat is the FAKE one. He wrote a song called Gravity Train. He called Ray a toilet seat smoking a cigar. Ray uses the phrase "straight-up splickety." Nmbota had an accident of the government. "Hilarious!"
There is so much comedy gold in here the premise could be a thousand times more generic and it'd still be straight 5s from beginning to end.
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But you know what else is funny? Jackass.
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No, it isn't.
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Sorry, but it had to be said.
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