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socks » pro 2 years ago
Lonis Edison's expression in the middle row's far right panel will follow me to my tomb.
rational » neu 2 years ago
Just me or does he look a little like Karl Rove?
[IMGS OFF]
ashuttleworth » neu 2 years ago
Eisenhower, I'd say.

[IMGS OFF]
snowman » neu 3 months ago
Klaus Nomi
pigs » neu 1 years ago
If they start calling Lonis "Turd Blossom", I might actually start crying.
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
how long were the comas?
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
answer:

SO MANY WHALES
smoothjimmyapollo » pro 2 years ago
When I first read all these strips individually, on the day they came out, I missed hell of details and harkening to the past.
connellingus » pro 2 years ago
Yeah, this strip really deserves to be rated higher just for revealing the origin of Mexican magical realism after all that build-up.
zeal » neu 2 years ago
I didn't understand until just now that it was Lonis making these Magical realism products. Astounding.
cracklewater » neu 1 years ago
...and I just realised it when reading (for the third time) the line:

"They didn't need cuspidors with low self esteem. I fled to Mexico to continue my work away from public scrutiny."

Then, I rushed to Acheworld to see if this inference could be confirmed by the learned.

I thank you.
tripperday » neu 1 years ago
I also just realized this. It's amazing what you can miss the first time you read through the archives.
lucid » pro 5 months ago
I enjoyed this arc immensely. Mexican magical realism can be a bit of a get out of jail free card as a plot device, but it always brings the entertainment.

And Lonis' vernacular is really well done, very pleasant to read. I'm kinda sad that it's unlikely we'll meet up with him again.
ssddr » pro 2 years ago
I thin everyone would be happier if they could create a perfect sine wave of ketchup.
saru » pro 2 years ago
Thank you!
boredom_man » neu 2 years ago
The taste of ketchup on frankfurters is not the aspect we find interesting.
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
With what would you have us garnish our dogs? I keenly await the miriad of absurdities you are about to suggest.
norrec » neu 2 years ago
I could care less what people put on their wieners, whether it is ketchup or pancake syrup. I see no reason to get so worked up about food.
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
I don't recall you being asked, Mister Take Everything So Serious of Modesto California.
norrec » neu 1 years ago
You mistake my apathy for seriousness :)
old_chap » neu 1 years ago
Here, norrec, you dropped these: n't.
tekende » pro 1 years ago
YES. THANK YOU. That is a big pet peeve of mine.
darthemed » pro 1 years ago
How do you know that there's absolutely no way he could care less? :-)
norrec » neu 1 years ago
Oh thanks :)

My bad
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
norrec thinks that forgetting to put the "n't" at the end of couldn't merits a "my bad"
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
a "my bad" warrants a "n't"
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Myn't bad!
tekende » neu 1 years ago
A "My bad" warrants a hanging.
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
sorry for partying.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
sorryn't for partyin't
spectre » neu 1 years ago
onions, sauerkraut, mustard
firesign » neu 1 years ago
The bar I go to does cheddar and jack cheese, onions, and chili. Very good.
pogo » neu 1 years ago
Ever have a Chicago dog, dogg? Mmmmm. Mustard, onion, relish, pickle, hot pepper, tomatoe and celery salt.
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Cream cheese.
tonyhighwind » neu 11 months ago
Mustard, onions and relish. Either that or enough chili and cheese to make one wonder if there is even a dog to be found underneath it all.
equinn2006 » pro 2 years ago
I for one wouldn't mind going back to waiting for a haircut to listen to the latest songs.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
To be fair, most of today's "latest songs" really suck. But I think I would get a bad haircut if I had to listen to, say, Fall-Out Boy's newest single during a haircut due to the rage-enduced shaking my head would undergo.
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
Isn't that ironic, don't you think?
tekende » neu 1 years ago
I don't see how.
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
Um, because I'm under the impression that Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" is still one of the latest songs?
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
Chubby for being remarkably and aggressively behind the times.
crinklebat » pro 2 years ago
The crazy thing about old Lonis is how damned cute he is. Even when he's got his scheming face on, I just want to squeeze those little cheeks.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Except in profile, which makes him old and freakish.
jackparsons » neu 2 years ago
"You have the round thighs of a laugher, but your mind is calculating."

I resolve to work this into all possible social intercourse.
tekende » pro 1 years ago
I think the best time for it would be while disrobing in order to have sexual intercourse.
cailetshadow » pro 2 years ago
It's true, we invented America primarily because we were so tired of crapping in the dark.
falseprophet » pro 2 years ago
"America hated waiting for a haircut just to hear the latest songs."

The phonograph was a way to get your barbershop quartet fix while your ears were still high enough to truly appreciate them. Classic.
dickie_roxx » pro 2 years ago
5'd for "forearm ligament structure".
rene » neu 2 years ago
"Shaped oddly, like a perch with a cramp" is by far the best descriptive statement ever made.
telescreen » neu 1 years ago
I just noticed the foreshadowing of the ketchup stuff with Bensington pulling out his UGHHHHHH Hunt's Ketchup. Fuck Hunts.
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
Heinz. tha best. evar.
fatcat » pro 6 months ago
Does anyone else think that this Edison fellow looks a bit like Klaus Nomi?
joulesisenergy » neu 5 months ago
I wonder if this guy invented Cartilage Head's wine bottle?
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