Chubby for Rave The Cheat

Or How ever you say it.

Some of my buses!

Chubby for the chubby chubby chubby

Fantastic last line

Or Michael Moorcock.

Chubbied for "what the hell, brain?".

Because of his name?

What's wrong with Micheal Moorcock? I've always found his works witty and insightfu- oh, hang on. Yeah, I just read the first chapter of the dancers at the end of time...


Yeah.

I guess this is a burn on dancers at the end of time? if i was dancers at the end of time i'd be feeling pretty hurt right now.

Have you heard any of the Moorcock/Hawkwind music stuff? WIZARDFAIL.

love it when beef gets sassy.

That doesn't solve for pussy. Please come see me at the end of the Internet.

The solution for pussy is at the end of the Internet??!! Ohhhh maaaaan. I was hoping to have it done before then.

I have noticed that you continued to turn in your maths assignments with a rather liberal policy towards the due dates and a consistent failure to show your work.

I'd like to think you could straighten-up and get serious about your studies and with that in mind I will be requiring you to assist Master 4Chan in cleaning up quite a lot of rubbish that has managed to accumulate in /b/. Please report to the prefect after supper. Hopefully this shall be the last such time a disciplinary note is needed. You are dismissed.

I need another disciplinary note. Another.

I don't think you quite understand the disciplinary note system. It goes into your permanent record. It is not given to you personally. I cannot fathom why you would request another unless you think your back-talk is cute young man. I assure you that nobody here is amused by your antics.

There ain't nuthin cute about my "back-talk" principal... a-herr herr herr.

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "headmaster".

And I'll have no more of these doubled-entendres you children seem so fond of (how amusing, you're also slightly older than me).

I recall when my AP English 2 teacher tried to explain double entendres while we were reading Hamlet. It was... interesting. Actually, no, that's not it, what's the word for when your middle-aged teacher tries to explain that someone just made an almost exactly 400 year old sexual pun?

Awkward.

Hilarious.

Creepy.

Headmaster! Spinynorman is getting his Mexican Magical Realism on me again! Make him stop!

Magical Realism is basically terrible. Regardless of whether it is Mexican or not. Did you not read Beloved? Was worst book. Oh boo hoo, is terrible to be slave. I will be complete psycho in response and then complain about it for another 300 pages. Is not book white male can easily appreciate. Is also just plain regular terrible.

Are...Are you a brain in a jar?

From your perspective is there any way to tell? Does it matter either way?

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGS

The condensation from my jar is cold against your arms.

I have fur and it keeps me very warms.

So you're going to write off an entire genre because of one book?

No. Just anything by Toni Morrison. I also no longer trust the Pulitzer Prize.

Writing off anything that even tangentially has something to do with Oprah is just common sense.

Whatever. Go read some Haruki Murakami.

I'm not a fan of magical realism in general though because... well, I don't want magical in my realism. I want the real world to be real and the magical world to be magical and no crossovers.

Maybe you can stretch reality a bit (Italo Calvino's The Baron in the Trees comes to mind), but that's the limit.

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As comfortable as this way of thinking may be for you, it has in recent years been rendered nonsense. You don't have to enjoy Middlesex and The Road because they're Oprah's Book Club selections, but if you write them off simply for being associated with her - even "tangentially" (Talk Like a Dick School alumnus, I see) - you're really cheating yourself out on some great work.

Oh, look who I'm taking to. I'm sure you already hate both of those books. Never mind.

Harry Potter is such a faker; he so can't see Octarine and as such is no wizard. Even the ones that can't even spell wizard (much less cast any spells) can see Octarine.

Amazing.

i wanna go to talk like a dick school.

man me too

You sure that wasn't because it was Hecho in Mexico and full of Magical Realism?

Grew legs and just walked on off into the ocean?

The pinnacle of dickitude would be if the country, fed up with continuous sass, detached itself from the university.

I think they call it "Yale"

You milk what you know, methinks.

roast beef isnt a stuffed animal. he is a drawing thereof.

NO

Blastradius' comment has been sitting here in plain sight being just as ugly and wrong as can be for over two years and I just gave it its first lame. Wake up, people.

NO ROWBOAT.

NO.

I WILL NOT WAKE UP FROM THIS WONDERFUL FANTASY DREAM WHERE BLASTRADIUS DID NOT MAKE AN OVERSIGHT ON AN INTERNET COMMENT! I WILL NOT!

p.s. How's this for bad icon/ asset symmetry? (Kermit does not talk in all caps. )

Synergy, not symmetry. It is 2:30 AM on a Saturday, people.

GIVE THE FUCKING LAME. NOW.

GOD DAMNIT WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 8:30 SATURDAY MORNING

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU NOT GET INTO LAST NIGHT

I HAVE A "JOB" AT WHICH I MUST BE AT THIS TIME HAVE YOU HEARD OF "JOBS" BEFORE

I HAVE HEARD OF JOBS
[IMGS OFF]

GATES PRETTY GOOD ALSO

come on do you like 2 work jobs

Two friends who could have this discussion over breakfast instead choose to mock-argue on the internet.

In the Year of Our Lord 2010.

talking over breakfast is for homos lol

Heh fags

yeah, he's way better with his little fangs in the toast

seconded

They say that guys with incredibly small novels do not have much to write about and consequently are pretty uninteresting people to be around. Not like Stephen King.

Reading through the archives, this is another instance where I see a link between beef and bukowski. Neat.

ITT: Beef lays down the law.

Did Onstad somehow pass along this interest in Harry Potter fan fiction to Lyle, Philippe, and now Roast Beef as some sort of exercise in perverse amusement?

The great thing about "germane" is that it always is.

I've only read one Harry Potter- could a book like this be considered part of the official canon?

Yes.

Five for Bukowski.