An issue of cussing  12/14/2001 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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heatbag » neu 2 years ago
What other comic would provide such a well crafted Aaron Sorkin joke?
None, that is what other comic would provide this service.
catachresis » neu 2 years ago
Having now seen The West Wing, this strip no longer leaves me cold and confused. Amazing scenes.
mr_pete » neu 2 years ago
Sorkin feels a gentle pressure on his neck. Unseen hands have taken his pulse.
mortshire » pro 2 years ago
^5
mr_wilson » pro 2 years ago
It's also much like a David Mamet script.
closefriend » pro 2 years ago
No, mr_wilson, this is Mamet...

Philippe: Lyle's cussing!
Mr. Bear: Gabriel? Swearing? AGAIN?!
Philippe: He's cussing!
Mr. Bear: That fucking cocksucker thinks he can come into my fuckin house and put that fuckin' sauce in your ears?! He's fuckin dead!
Téodor: Hey assholes, which one-a you fuckin assholes is cussing?!
Mr. Bear: Gabriel.
Philippe: He's cussing!
Téodor: Everybody cusses. That's why they fuckin call it cussing!
Lyle: The fuck?
Téodor, Mr. Bear: Cut that fuckin shit out!
Philippe: No cussing!
gmm » pro 1 years ago
I want more of Mamet's Achewood.
belgand » neu 1 years ago
It better have Joe Mantegna in it. I'm also guessing it would now be set in Chicago.

Achewood is already about the complex relationships between men and features few female characters of note with basically all of them being defined entirely by their relationships to the men (girlfriend and mothers all). It's pretty much there already.
a_dude » neu 2 years ago
don't cuss.
nathanielperson » neu 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. If Aaron Sorkin had really produced it, they'd be walking all over the house while they talked.
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
Purposefully.
em2 » neu 1 years ago
With long, drawn out cinematic camera paths...

max » pro 2 years ago
Seeeeeerved.
havenless » pro 2 years ago
*Rimshot*
rasalghul » pro 1 months ago
Drags out Pedants Anonymous card

But I chubbied you anyway!
altdelete » pro 2 years ago
Man, now I've got to dig out those Sports Night tapes.
rowboat » pro 2 years ago
Somehow, I think I would've enjoyed this more if it were "cussin'." That's just me.
geysershitdick » neu 2 years ago
[url=www.nocussing.com]www.nocussing.com[/url]
geysershitdick » neu 2 years ago
harletron » neu 2 years ago
In my prayers tonight i will pray, "god, please make the no cussing club not exist, that shit scares me, thanks god, you rock"
charchar » neu 2 years ago
That is not what god is for. God's for like, laser-vision and world hunger.
heccibiggs » neu 2 years ago
This is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.
shoinan » neu 1 years ago
No cussing!
envika » neu 2 years ago
SHIT, yo

i JUST came here to post the same link!
catgrl131 » neu 2 years ago
What the fuck?
Fuckfucketyfuckfuck
jollysaintpete » neu 1 years ago
seriously, this has made my evening. i will be ordering ten of their no cussing wristbands and the positive hugs cards tomorrow after work. fucking hilarious
juanclaudius » neu 1 years ago
hah, that positive hugs card reminds me of an old mantra of mine:
Negative words but positive feelings.
basically, tell your friends such as "i'll fuck your dad if that would hurt your feelings" but really mean "i love you and i would be nice if i didnt know we are friends forever." it's...a useless method of doing anything, but fun as all hell.
belgand » neu 1 years ago
That scares me deeply. It's people like that that caused me to pledge to increase my level sometime around my senior year of high school and freshman year of college. I think that playing about 20 hours of Super Smash Bros. with friends gave me exactly what I needed to come out on top.
jackparsons » neu 2 years ago
Aaron Sorkin was a massiv dope fiend. Maureen Dowd dated him.
redmange » neu 2 years ago
I gave this a five and I am astounded anyone would not do the same.
killingthejay » pro 1 years ago
i don't know why this one is only at 3.5, i thought it was brilliant
boopy » neu 1 years ago
i love that the word "cussing" appears 11 times, but there is no actual cussing in the strip.
sabbac » neu 1 years ago
There is so an actual cussing. I counted 11 of them.
fermatprime » neu 1 years ago
brian michael bendis
berami » neu 10 months ago
Further on in the archive I think the cast would be a lot more shocked if Lyle wasn't cussing.
spaceandrew » pro 6 months ago
I loved this strip, and I don't even know who Aaron Sorkin is. I just love that they're so upset about that goddamn Lyle and his cussing!
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