PUCKY.

I affirm my agreeing with your view via chubby.

as do i. and it pains me as well.

i think he means that if he gets ball cancer he will swing the boys over the aerator so as to rid his body of said cancer.

this is how i've always understood it and thus, i side with pogo on this.

I disagree with Tekende, as well, though I'm unperturbed.

I think the alt text further points to the fact that the only affordable option for Beef is to puree his nuts.

Ooh, I don't think I'd read that before. Thanks.

Why so complicated? There could be no other reason to tea-bag the garbarge disposal except getting rid of cancerous balls.

There is apparently another way to get the job done without resorting to Tea-bagging the garbage disposal.

When I saw that episode, my junk retracted into my body...

...like a frightened turtle.

sumo wrestlers learn how to do that on purpose.

Chubby for Avatar/Screaming combo.

Yes that is so subtle but so good.

Seriously. Instant 5 sentence.

I thought Beef's ringtone was Institutionalized...

Yes, but "Boy Named Sue" is much more ironic for this context.

People can change their ringtones. Although Beef seems more the type to go with one of the tones that comes with the phone rather than spending $2.99 to listen to something slightly less annoying.

His ringtone was Institutionalized during the Phillippe runs away arc that just ended.

perhaps it is set to institutionalized for Teodor. Phones these days can do as such.

Jeez guys I was just making an elitist reference. I wasn't trying to make it a thing =)

Unfortunately, Things just happen.

Beef makes his own ringtones, just like he compiles his own kernels with only the modules he needs.

I have several custom ringtones, none of which I paid for. I'm sure Beef would be able to figure out the method as well.

My ringtone is the theme to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". It agitates the Hell out of free radicals.

Occasionally, even men of science have fears that survive despite all logic to the contrary.

If I were ever to get a custom cell phone ring, it would be the CTU office ring from 24.

I got it. You can download for free from crackberry.

My Ringtone is "Still Alive" ... the Ending song from Portal.

i.e. Yours is not the best ringtone ever.

Ok... that is one of my two.
That is the one that wakes me up in the morning.

When MOST people call me, my phone plays the Thundercats Intro music.

... i.e. Yours is doubly not the best ringtone ever. =P

Mine's "Don't Fear the Reaper."

Given your avatar, this could be inferred with tolerable error risk.

"Flaming Telepaths" is, imo, a far grander achievement as a dark rock ballad, though, despite its lower popularity level. Also, it has never been ruined by Will Ferrell on SNL. Also, it would possibly make a better ringtone.

(Dammit, I just jump right in like an asshole whenever music comes up, don't I? Maybe I should stop that before I get pigeonholed...)

My ringtone sounds like a real phone. A crummy sample of some song, played through tinny speakers, is the Saddest Thing.

All of my ringtones are references to something else. My default ringtone is a crummy sample of the hook from the song "Da Funk", by Daft Punk, which, played through the tinny speakers of my Motorola KRZR, is a reference to the beginning of the song "Da Funk", by Daft Punk.

and here we go right into a third arc

that is actually my ringtone. oh hell and damn yes.

Beef's characterization is great. He seems like a man of science, but his neuroses won't let him listen to logic on the subject of cancer.

This man speaks the truth, you can indeed get cancer there.

"Don't know that yet!"-- god, I imagine this will be my most common saying if I ever have a kid.

You searched for it in the image section? May God have mercy on your soul.

And their Mom made their logo. FUCK.

dang. that is a well grounded fear. i too no longer use my cell phone until i see a Newsweek article entitled "Your Nokia isn't going to give you peter cancer"

Whether or not cell phones can give you cancer, you will NEVER see a Newsweek article telling you that you won't get cancer.

The media's job is not to reassure you. The media's job is to scare the hell out of you so that you'll buy their asinine product.

if the media sold tiny customised lead smocks for my Rupert Murdochs they could scare me however the hell they wanted because I would lack fear of any description.

A nice touch for the humour in this one is Beef's facial expressions throughout.

My girlfriend was not at all pleased when she saw me teabagging the garbage disposal. I can only hope Beef does not have to learn this the hard way.

Pockets?

You can get cancer anywhere that has living cells. Don't GIS eye tumor.

I love how Molly tries to reassure him in panel 4. How can any man take solace in that statement?

Roast beef is reading a blank piece of paper. Get a job, Roast Beef.

Roast Beef is reading the results of a study that sought to determine what Molly knows about peter cancer, hence, it is blank.

Beef knows enough not to tell someone what is the best thing to do with their 'adult parts'.