The first one i saw was in the bath-house arc. I was SO CONFUSED

Todd's been sitting on this little nugget for some time.

Little free steaks. Gross.

The director has no concept of mis-en-scene.

but there you are

I didn't really think much of this strip until I realized it was the "worst" conversation. (would I be on that beer label? Probably.)

I think I understand the source of the magical realism.

I think todd's entire presidential campaign was broadcast live from that bottle!

Exactly. Best expression of his.

hahaha. good call, man...i want one too.

I'd buy such a bottle.

Edison freaks me out even more than Cartilage Head for some reason. I think it's his mood swings.

is it just me or is this guy straight out of a tintin comic?

Man you're right. Like the gangster from Tintin in America.

Gotta say, I've like this arc better now that I'm reading it through a second time. It's got some pretty wicked photoshop, too.

Lonis F. Edison is both the creepiest character ever, including Zell and Cory. Of course, Lonis is also the source of hundreds of fantastic quotes. So I am forced to love his comics.

I actually find Todd's argument compelling.

Everything about this strip is awesome.
From the surprised door, to the absurdity of a beer bottle talkie, and then tying it together with Todd's little gem as the worst conversation being had currently..
This is fantastic.

I really like the ideas and the writing in this whole arc, but something about Lonis F. Edison doesn't work with me at all. Something about the way he's drawn makes this whole thing seem all... wrong, somehow. Something keeps me from liking him, no matter how hard I try.

these feelings are natural, after years of evolution your body still holds natural terror in the face of the Lord

I wonder if he picked up Todd's interview for Vice President. Man that was rough!

I had totally forgotten about this brilliant, brilliant punch-line.

The alt text alone merits a five! How does Onstad consistently make good strips?

And I would so buy that bottle. I don't care what the price would be, I want one.

boy am i glad it just plays worst conversations in english, otherwise it'd be me on that last strip (cuz i'm mexican)

since i started reading this storyline, courage the cowardly dog has been on cartoon network, surreal...?

Todd's gesturing with his arms as if the answer should have been obvious. The next thing he might have said would be ", schmendrick!"

As terrible as Todd can be, I have a feeling he is at least equaled in his time on the bottle by Showbiz.

...Camel fuckers!

I think Lonis is Onstad's most well crafted character from a completely visual perspective. Minus the fuzzy outline and that's an awesome looking dude. Very distinct from the other characters, obviously on purpose, but still.

Good lord. If I could give this a 10,000 I would. The world's worst conversations beer bottle is just wonderful

Considering so many of the worst conversations happen while imbibed, I'd think eventually someone drinking this would end up just watching themselves for the duration of the drink.