I don't think we've had Molly yet. Or Lie Bot, either.
awko » neu1 years ago
Lie-Bot's Flow Chart.
Am I telling the truth?
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Stop it. Continue.
awko » neu1 years ago
Damn you formatting!
kneejerk » neu1 years ago
Lie bot's flow chart is just the Liar's Paradox. He just internally repeats the phrase "this statement is false" over and over.
gormster » neu1 years ago
STACK OVERFLOW
ethelthefrog » pro1 years ago
Do-loop!
ted0phile » neu7 months ago
If memory serves, this is the second time you've attempted this sort of thing.
awko » neu7 months ago
My problem is that I don't learn from my mistakes.
aperson » neu7 months ago
kledermans » neu1 years ago
Is that Frank Zappa in your avatar? "Sheik Yerbouti"?
trapperjohn » neu1 years ago
Indeed it is. Or I am.
madnes » pro1 years ago
His songs are so well conveyed.
boheeka » neu1 years ago
The music of Frank Zappa, like Achewood, is nothing short of a life changing phenomenon.
boheeka » neu1 years ago
as fanboy-ish as that sounds...
kledermans » neu1 years ago
I don't know. There's actually very little of his stuff that I can listen to without feeling that it's supposed to appeal to people who pride themselves on enjoying music despite of its aesthetic qualities rather than because of them.
kledermans » con1 years ago
And there I meant "in spite of" or "despite", not "despite of".
mattsolo » neu6 months ago
A year later I will reply because ... yeah! As a huge Zappa fan I can see where a person could feel that way. It's definitely not music you listen to because you like pretty music (though he can and did make that, too). Zappa is sort of a musical version of abstract art. You kind of have to cross your eyes and use your imagination to see the naked lady. Some people see it, some don't. Some people like it, some people don't. That said, anyone who likes metal or can appreciate ripping guitars can put together a pretty decent mix tape of Frank, starting with Willie the Pimp. He made a good bit of that, too.
Hooray for diversity!
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
There could be others. For example, a Little Bit Stoned Ray flowchart. There is no hard and fast rule that states a character gets one flowchart and that's it.
talix18 » pro1 years ago
Technically, this is Phillipe's second. "Yes!" -> "Hi!" ->"Yes!" -> "Hi!" -> ...
talix18 » neu1 years ago
Dammit. Read *ALL* comments before commenting. Hell of bad form, yo.
nigelchaos » neu11 months ago
I'd love to see Ray's Stoned flowchart.. all talking about softball and history and knowing people.
twohundredninety » neu1 years ago
In Philippe's mind, sharks represent badness.
featurelessvoid » neu1 years ago
The bad kind of badness.
augeno13 » neu1 years ago
Sometimes bad is bad.
snowman » neu1 years ago
man, seriously quoting huey lewis??
mattylite » neu10 months ago
WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE HUEY LEWIS OVER AND OPEN THE WINDOWS
hayzeus » neu1 years ago
That or at some point his Mother has told him that 'bad little boys who don't love their mothers get eaten by Sharks' while he's been having a tantrum.
gussiejives » neu1 years ago
Only one sock?
kledermans » neu1 years ago
Why would his socks be together if they're lying around as clutter?
goosey » neu1 years ago
I'm sure you mean "why would it be a clutter if his socks are together?"
Cause and effect, man, cause and effect.
kledermans » neu1 years ago
I still haven't seen the one for Lie Bot that people claim exists. Or I must have seen it, since I'm listed has having seen all of them, but I don't remember it. Anyone know where it is?
Also, this may be the second one for Philippe, since his first one was a footnote on Roast Beef's.
astro_zombie » pro1 years ago
That was a simpler time for Philippe. He's going through some things now.
mobro_4000 » neu1 years ago
Circumstances.
astro_zombie » pro1 years ago
Those and sharks, yes.
anitrophaeron » neu1 years ago
I know there's one for Vlad, who kinda-sorta looks like lie-bot. Could that be the source of the confusion? As far as I know there's no lie-bot flowchart.
kledermans » neu1 years ago
Yes, that's what I thought too, but nobody confirmed or denied this when I proposed it yesterday.
sstralka » neu1 years ago
Just to clarify something that I think somebody pointed out, however obliquely, yesterday: This is the LIE Bot flowchart we're talking about. Keyword: LIE.
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
But it would be Lie Bot's internal dialog. Does he lie to himself as well, or is it more reasonable to suspect he's truthful in his mind?
One thing is for sure, robots are up to no good.
soticoto » neu1 years ago
Keyword: Cake!
tagrineth » pro1 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
stormypinkness » neu1 years ago
Think about it for a minute. What would Lie Bot say if you asked him?
There isn't one I believe. There's been one for Vlad but no Lie Bot.
rogergs » neu1 years ago
The Lie Bot one is on the paid site.
gormster » neu1 years ago
lies
rolotonybrowntown » neu1 years ago
he lied about having one
prine » neu1 years ago
people still have not gotten this
featurelessvoid » neu1 years ago
No, they got it, but then they suffered memory loss when Chris accidentally uploaded a hypnotic, animated GIF in place of Tuesday's strip. It was the saddest thing.
slalvation » neu1 years ago
I have never heard anyone claim that there was a Lie Bot flowchart. People uppage were speculating on what it would be like if there was one, and I have seen people wishing that there was one.
paperboy_2000 » pro1 years ago
Philippe: Smile Gigolo
stuart » neu1 years ago
No, seriously, what does it take to get spam marking privileges?
gormster » neu1 years ago
I don't know! I had them, once, but I seem to have lost them. And... wait, does everyone else see these as just blank boxes? Or is there some kind of ad I can't see?
doobie » neu1 years ago
For some reason strangers are very likely to be drug addicts in Philippe's world
rolotonybrowntown » neu1 years ago
he's like that lady in the leprechaun video, just assuming drugs. "It could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff and told him to act a leprechaun."
werthog42 » neu1 years ago
Philippe and Hungry Gus are becoming my new avatar.
mcphercj » pro1 years ago
Yep, Hungry Gus is probably now my favorite Achewood concept in the past week or so of strips.
rogergs » neu1 years ago
Philippe is just tickled by the thought of making doody into the mouth of a big white hippo.
kickstart » pro11 months ago
I accidentally read that as "hobo" the first time. Better/worse y/y?
werthog42 » neu1 years ago
Philippe and Hungry Gus are my new avatar.
BTW, the avatar edit thingy doesn't work in Safari. Oh well.
imitationcrab » neu1 years ago
Hungry Gus appears to be filled to the brim with a dark substance.
zefiel » neu1 years ago
That crashes through the wall of 'Pure Fanboyism' to course the shiny, red fields of stalkerism
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
Oh no. By "closer" I just meant, you know, making sure Chris is happy, and OK. That his hair is brushed, and he is wiping clean after making the bad thing.
gormster » neu1 years ago
He doesn't have enough hair to brush it.
boredom_man » neu8 months ago
But does he make enough of the bad thing?
nonanon » pro10 months ago
Oh wow. Mad chubbies. I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that I would buy that product.
coldfrog » pro1 years ago
Phillipe and Buster Bluth should get together and talk about their mothers.
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
I don't know about that. Buster has pretty bad luck with aquatic mammals.
nbgreene » neu1 years ago
We'll call it... Operation Hot Mother
numberkillinger » pro1 years ago
...lets see if we can top that.
katsura » neu1 years ago
Oh, if only hate --> sharks applied to the real world.
Also this is a really weird thing to comment on, but I like the designs of the main logos in the more recent flowcharts for some reason.
spinynorman » neu1 years ago
As a child I, too, labored under the concept that all strangers were somehow drug addicts. To me, rural South Carolina was home to some of the most violent gangland turfware in the history of history, and Kroger's was its headquarters of sin.
Kids are fucked up.
spinynorman » neu1 years ago
Turf warfare came out as turfware, a delightful new sealant container that's organic and Of The Earth.
I have twenty minutes until I can go home and they seem like forever.
sargasm » neu1 years ago
hang in there man
even though... even though this is 8 hours later
spinynorman » neu1 years ago
Yeah, now it starts all over again
jrpigman » neu1 years ago
Don't worry Phillipe, Vlad loves your mom too... maybe he'll pitch in some money!
rolotonybrowntown » neu1 years ago
when you get down to the bare bones, psychology is basically just sharks and moms
atmus » neu1 years ago
Sometimes a shark is just a shark though. You have to watch for that.
twoply » pro1 years ago
Perhaps his first memory associated with horribleness is the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Or it could be just a shark!
honesttom » pro1 years ago
We never did find out how his dad died...
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
Sometimes a shark is a card.
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
Other times a shark is a pool. But you really have to watch out for card sharks in your pool.
overmedicated » neu1 years ago
Loan? Or is that scraping the REAL bottom underneath the secret false bottom of the barrel?
lolcatdeluxe » neu1 years ago
Now you are getting into the spirit of it! Loan sharks, white sharks, sharks named "Bruce", they all mean "I don't love my Mom". Oh shiiiiiiiiiit!
featurelessvoid » neu1 years ago
Yep, it's all just sharks and moms. But people get all irritated when you try to jump either one.
soticoto » neu1 years ago
People jump sharks; I jump their mother.
Then I tell them about it.
Repeatedly.
The latter, not the former.
They can jump as many sharks as they like, but they won't deny me the right to remind them I had their mother... and she was gagging for it... but I reckoned her performance was a bit sub-par. Must have been the whole giving birth thing that stretched her as there sure wasn't anything else that wide going in there...
*Coughs*
ethelthefrog » neu1 years ago
that is so incredibly true, rolotony. we all have our own sharks and moms, and the connection between the two is what scares us most.
charchar » neu1 years ago
I've always heard Phillipe as speaking in the voice of Flounder from The Little Mermaid. The "SHAAARK" has placed an Official Seal on this in my mind.
timmcdivitt » neu1 years ago
do you think chris wants someone to get an "I LOVE MY MOM, AND THAT'S THE DEAL!" tattoo?
lateadopter » neu1 years ago
I'm glad this is labeled "Inside the Mind of Philippe." I thought the decision-making flow-chart for Philippe that appeared in the corner of Roast Beef's was comprehensive and final. With the minor distinction in title, one need not supplant the other. I will not have nightmares now.
lacrimus » pro1 years ago
Oh crumbs
dejavroom » neu1 years ago
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
dejavroom » neu1 years ago
Oh crumbs!
dejavroom » neu1 years ago
Definitely hadn't seen yours ^^
stuart » neu1 years ago
I wonder what Roast Beef did after the third frame.
lateadopter » neu1 years ago
Roast Beef wrote in his diary that Philippe's smile had reminded him that Philippe will someday be less than 100% happy, and that children who used to be happy are being kidnapped or drowned in many states at this moment. He then vomited, possibly under a Nervousness Blanket. Then he curled up in a corner, facing the wall.
lucidaconsole » neu1 years ago
i thought that the roast beef smile bit was referencing this comic, because philippe's open mouth is terrifying? i mean, philippe is kind of terrifying.
tombsgrave » pro1 years ago
More of Phillipe's Terrifying Mouth is needed, I think. And his childhood problem that is alleviated by dunking his arm in the toilet.
augeno13 » neu1 years ago
How so?
doobie » neu1 years ago
No the Roast Beef smile part is about Philippe not understanding that when you are cheerful towards a depressed person you'll only make them feel guilty and thus even more depressed. Beef's already under a lot of stress and he just can't deal with that right now.
(Besides, Philippe's mouth hasn't been gross for a long time. There's nothing wrong with him!)
soticoto » neu1 years ago
What are you talking about?
Philippe is Five!
And how old was Philippe when his mouth was gross?
stuart » neu1 years ago
Five.
behka » pro1 years ago
strangers always equal drug addicts, philippe. Always.
zefiel » neu1 years ago
Well, everyone is addicted to something.
soticoto » neu1 years ago
And everything is a drug... technically.
clever-nickname » neu1 years ago
part of me still prefers "YES! <---> HI!"
ttvp » pro1 years ago
If it makes you feel better, that last one was the Philippe "Decision-making flowchart". Such a thing is not overridden by this one which is simply "Inside the mind of Philippe", with no real bearing on making decisions.
I believe that it would be in many peoples' best interest to realize this distinction with the older and the newer flowcharts. I believe many have not realized this.
zefiel » neu1 years ago
Achewood and a bowl of The Dogg is Home. Basically all a dude would ever need after a hard day at uni.
/sorry people without the cookbook. Maybe buy it?
cassandrakazenzakis » neu1 years ago
i'd like to put in a request for lie bot's decision-making flowchart next
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Am I telling the truth?
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Stop it. Continue.
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Hooray for diversity!
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Cause and effect, man, cause and effect.
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Also, this may be the second one for Philippe, since his first one was a footnote on Roast Beef's.
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One thing is for sure, robots are up to no good.
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Wait.
He would lie like steel decking and fart rivets?
Never mind.
Crap.
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the Vlad one featured Lie Bot prominently.
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Also this is a really weird thing to comment on, but I like the designs of the main logos in the more recent flowcharts for some reason.
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Kids are fucked up.
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I have twenty minutes until I can go home and they seem like forever.
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even though... even though this is 8 hours later
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Then I tell them about it.
Repeatedly.
The latter, not the former.
They can jump as many sharks as they like, but they won't deny me the right to remind them I had their mother... and she was gagging for it... but I reckoned her performance was a bit sub-par. Must have been the whole giving birth thing that stretched her as there sure wasn't anything else that wide going in there...
*Coughs*
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(Besides, Philippe's mouth hasn't been gross for a long time. There's nothing wrong with him!)
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Philippe is Five!
And how old was Philippe when his mouth was gross?
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I believe that it would be in many peoples' best interest to realize this distinction with the older and the newer flowcharts. I believe many have not realized this.
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/sorry people without the cookbook. Maybe buy it?
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