The facial expressions are indeed crucial.

this is my favorite one ever

you should look at some more of my posts.
although, right now, about a quarter of my inbox is from you, so I get the feeling you already do.

are you stalking me?

I want to be you, saint.

you're going to wear his skin, aren't you

Huh? What'd you say? I can't hear you through saint's skin.

Voice all muffled, trying to speak through saint's taint

I'd say shout your memes elsewhere.

Chubbied to offset some undeserved lames. Your quotation of an amusing meme did not make me lol but does not deserve censure.

myor momation mo ma mamusin meme mwuh mwuh mwuh mwuh mwuh

For this, I close my robe?

Osterdan must not be a dog lover. I don't think I've seen a single canine in any of the panels, yet.

LOOK HARDER.

Ohh shiiiiiiiit, I completely forgot about those.

Don't. Don't forget about those.

I'm sorry. As a token of my apology, I bequeath thee with this:

[IMGS OFF]

Accepted. With a keenness.

Commander Keen-ness?

[IMGS OFF]

You get lamed by dog lovers who read a comic strip that only portrays stuffed animals and cats, irony?

Totally redeemed Molly after trying to shut down Beef's rant last strip. I was getting nervous.

Magreaux?

That is epic-true, epicurus. That is the sign of a good relationship.

Dang it, you're right. I think I should ring my ex-girlfriend.

chubby for "simon"

chubby for "simon"

Chubby for "Simon & Simon". I loved that show as a kid.

I PICKED UP A STICK AND THEN ATE IT!

IT WAS HUGE!

YOUR ASS SMELLS INTERESTING TODAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY MINE

MMM THAT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF. LIGHT AND REFRESHING, YET FULL-BODIED, WITH AN OAKY AFTERTASTE. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND TO GO WITH THIS ASS?

Hey, they got a better lamp.

They had the new lamp on 7/15/04

Beefs upgraded his lamp!
GO BEEF!
no more pepsi cans for you dude

this comment makes me wonder how many times i've thought the same thing and never caught myself doing it.

chubbied for this fact.

My dog once ate the plaster off the wall.

But my cat recently ate my sweatpants, so I am not sure which species is the superior one. Maybe it's just me.

They were glorious.

It's all in the motive.

Awwwwwwwwwwww...

I had never noticed before, but Molly kind of leads this conversation; Beef, who often innovates and dictates the direction of similar interactions with such as Ray, is in the passenger seat somewhat here.

That's cool. We don't see enough of Molly. Here is an example of why.

This strip reminds me of a time some ex-boyfriend's uncle told me that dogs have a language that consists of one word, and that word is "HEY!"

Since then, whenever I hear dogs barking, that's all I hear. "HEY! HEY! HEEEEEEY!!!!"

Wasn't that a Far Side strip?

Uncle could have read it in a Far Side strip.

All I nows is that that's where I heard it from.

This reminds me precisely of a Dexter's Lab short, where he invents a device to allow a stray dog to speak in English. Dog's dumber than a sack o' wet mice.

Link to video (talkin' dog bit starts around 4:00) - http://bit.ly/TL9Sa

best pillow talk ever

This is so brilliant =D fourth panel cracks me up! With the arms and whatnot

I very much enjoy the Molly x Beef bedtime stories.

I want me a Roastbeef to Molly with. Double sweet!

Plus - they are so right. Dogs yell, they don't talk like cats. Dogs are the retarded jocks of the animal world.

Exactly the moment it became inevitable they would marry each other.

as i read this, three dogs are discussing the latest excrements of their communal neighbor outside my window.

Best alt text ever.

I have never liked dogs. I have always thought them to be disgusting animals drooling and pooping all over the place. Plus they always want to be in my personal space, even some dogs who "never do that." Sorry dog lovers! 5'd.

That's ok.

Check it out, I like dogs and don't really like cats all that much but I'm not laming this guy just because he doesn't like dogs!

Now how about some of you cat-lovin' jack offs exercise some of the same restraint through the rest of assetbar?

Cat lovers tend to be a lot like Mac lovers, I've noticed. Take any chance at all to drone on about how adorable their little furball is and/or post pictures of it sleeping on their keyboard, or sleeping on the TV, or sleeping on the couch, or sleeping on the floor, or sleeping...you get the idea. Take every chance to relay the evils of dog ownership, how disgusting and stupid dogs can be, all while refusing to acknowledge that their little baby can and will do the exact same shit. I'm gonna get a fucking huge dog when I get back to the states, if for no other reason than that it could eat most of my body if I die inside the house someday, leaving one hell of a scene for whoever finds it. Let's see your pansy-ass cat do that!