You're right....you're right. I was a troubled boy all those months ago. I wasn't drinking enough.

I believe that to be the opposite of my problem.

P.S. I do not think you are an asshole and I should not have said so.

Oh, I was. It's OK to say so. Still am, too, if you'd like to continue saying so.

I have no interest in unwarranted douchebaggery this time around. Farqussus seems determined to declare his hatred of me from the assetbar rooftops, but I shall not stoop

Is It irony that, by complaining so irrationally about me that he's doing exactly what he said about me?

You could at least capitalize "I" and "I've" when commenting on someone else's mistakes...

Also not typing out "one".

Twice.

that's a good point, sir

Meta-chubby for the qwantz avatar

Mention something about the carrot.

Thank you Ben. I'm so glad the choice was made for me...I would've had a VERY difficult time choosing. I'm new to Achewood, and there are so many golden strips, it hurts my brain to think about it.

"GOD is that obvious!"

But is He? Is He really?

Like a dingleberry dangling from the nutsack of progress.

[/meganasty]

Ah, dude. What the hell?

goddamn jackassery is a phrase i hope to start using. thank you for gifting it to me.

He that has satisfied his
thirst turns his back on the well, and the orange once squeezed fall from the
golden platter into the waste basket.

The Scotch Eggs are mega great.

one year later...and no picture :-(

six months after that...and still no picture :-(

i think a better tattoo would be panel 7, on your upper arm, with pans going all in a ring around your arm

i mean to say, panel 1 seems a bit busy for a tattoo

soo good

Update: Eleven months after this, we still can't fix it. I make one of these mistakes daily.

Update: one hour after this, we still can't fix it.

Update: 3 days after both instances we can't fix it.

One month after these and I have finally found a way to fix it! Try to stay with me. This is some advanced shit. First, you put your eyes on the "screen" and focus them (using both eyes) on the words "chubby" and "lame." They're close enough together that you can basically look at both at the same time. Then you put your hand on the "mouse" to make the little arrow move. If you liked the comment (if it made you happy or caused you to not be pissed off), make the little arrow point to the word "chubby." If you disliked the comment (if it made you unhappy or angry), simply place the arrow on the word "lame." When you have decided how you feel and have placed the arrow accordingly, click the left button on your "mouse."

Let's see assetbarista do that shit. Nope. It's all you, buddy.

That was way too much effort to put into an unfunny and bitchy joke. I realized this a few sentences in, but by then it was too late. I am sorry.

Chubby for "follow-tought"

[There is no chubby)

Don't worry, I gave you one. Good on you for manning up and apologizing like that. On the Internet, even.

A man like me must learn to apologize young.

Wonderin' what else his Mom knows.

I wish you posted more. I'd like to see more of your avatar.

Just drink more

to be honest it more resembles shrooming from what i have heard

Being very high on marijuana cigarettes can often resemble a light shrooming, especially if you've done the latter often. I've heard.

interesting if true! too bad i've quit the business.

Useful information leading to thoughts like "woah, my mouth contains thirty-two concealed weapons and I think I lost my permit."

this is the best strip of all time.

SO, so familliar...

This strip is a man...and a provider!

i still laugh out loud when i even think about this strip.

"props" comes from "propers" ie, "proper respect".

It's propr.com, the new social network for those who want to give credit where it's due!

This is one of my favorites.

How many days have I spent just like this?

That's what she said.

Holy crap that is the actual text of Exodus 22:21. Colour me impressed, even if I am an atheist.

Genius. I LOVE this strip.

Yeah this really is fantastic. I agree with the 'peak' comment. This strip could easily replace drug education.

Why does this comment have lames directly proportionate to the chubbies of the one below it? Seems they are just making the same point.

i totally love this one.

One of my all time favorites.

"Wait! I am from...history!"

your avatar reminds me of my broken heart

Yes. It is good.

This is one of my favorites

Carbon dioxide. Um, wait a minute... DOH!

technetium for great justice.

BROMINE.

Me too

Carbon. Building blocks of life and all.

Seconded, though I think I like the big four equally. C N O H

Don't be a Bohr.

Chelonium.

TUNGSTEN REPRESENTIN' Y0!

This comment made me laugh so much. Having the Wiki page of your favourite element bookmarked? There are so many brilliant concepts here.

I'm all about Praseodymium

the most perfect depiction of being stoned ever.

must-a-been some real great tea.

I think this one might be my all-time favourite, even when I'm not stoned.

this strip has spawned so many inside jokes among those of us in the know...

"Forty-five degrees."

He's right!

Dude, dont make me laugh out loud in the library

Libralols!

oh, vectors

Fuck Algebra.

Geometry too.

Excellent comment and avatar synthesis.

Everytime I read this strip drug use follows shortly after....

I think its difficult to say whether this is the best strip or not - but its got to be in the top 10.

This strip contains more life lessons than an episode of Mister Rogers. It should be posted in every classroom.

I quote this strip frequently, and sadly few people know what the hell I'm talking about. I really love the "That's Todd. I know him." part.

I've been reading religiously since the first 10 strips, and this is by far the best one.

I KNOW TODD.

Agreed.
"I know Todd", being in its own panel, is what makes me change my rating on this strip from a 5 to an unattainable 94.6.

When I purchase a signed, framed strip, this is gonna be it. I printed this one out and taped it to my refrigerator because it makes me laugh so hard. "Forty-five degrees."

Ace

I think my heart's explodin', theseknives!

I'm sorry. You must get that a lot.

everyone forgets about being from history.

I know what it is like to see someone die. It is like finding yourself balanced on the very edge of a deep canyon.

What's sad is that I don't need to be stoned to think these things.

Was this posted before Manflesh really got going?

Hey, lateadopter - if you need a weed hookup, I got a guy. Just let me know.

Sent from prison.

WORD.

Chubbied for " I hope Ray wore a jimmy hat during that phone call" alone.

This is my favourite comment on Assetbar ever. I would give it a five if I could.

Achewood resonates so well with me I sometimes feel like I'm being played like a fiddle.

I;ve bought one signed, framed strip from this story arch- the Ebaying of the Lawm mower. This is my next purchase though.

I totally second the dude that brought up the idea of the drom room poster- there would be absolutely nothing more awesome right now than that.

CLASSIC

this is some of the greatest stuff onstad has done

Still the closest thing put into record to my what my own process looked like. amazing

I'm pretty sure what makes this strip better is the alt-text on the next strip that simply asks "Do you Know Todd"

I buy pot from a guy named Todd. Really!

He knows Todd.

This is a true story. This is how it is.

That's todd. I know him. I know todd.

Truer words have never been spoken

Huzzah! Flowing with enthusiasm through the permutations is what it's all about!

My probably absolute favourite strip ever.

HISTORY!

Awesome. Awesome to the max. The best of stoned Ray.

Ray stole his history outfit from the 7-11

this is the best thing i've ever seen.

Wait! I am from.. (amazingly fast costume change) History!

So do you think Ray is stating a fact: "Those are some of the pans which I own," or do you think he is suddenly really astounded by his pans:"Those are SOME pans that I have!" I could never make up my mind.

But yeah, the Toilet Party is by far my favorite Achewood sequence ever.

IMO Ray is definitely stating a fact, the first of your options.

Also this strip is just amazing. Every line is classic and extremely true and awesome.

this is a classic strip...

The 13th panel makes this one. Seriously, that's just hilarious.

watching someone die isn't fun...
that is all i have to say...

wait i am from....HISTORY!

do you know todd?

I know him.

I know Todd.

Easily the most accurate depiction of clear-headed brain suffocation I have ever seen. Onstad is from history and I shall spark one up for him anon. ANON !

i was surprised when i found out my handle is in this strip.. "Nutmeg" is actually a name my sister once said she wanted to give her first daughter. but now i can pretend it's a reference and forget for a moment that my sister is OUTSIDE HER HEAD!

fuck being stoned...this displays the true feelings of footballe by any reader

If onlye footballe was played in such attyre. I woulde be a fan for lyfe.

this comic brings to mind the pleasures of getting stoned that the military has taken away

In the military, you stone other people.

oh my god this is one of the best for sure

Ray got really excited when he remembered he was from history.

It's available as a poster but only in COLOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ray bends down to examine and observe Todd.

ah the wonders of that wonderful herb

HIGHly pro, OBVIOUSLY nutmeg

This strip wages peace on me every time I read it

Far and away my favorite Achewood. It makes me wonder if Onstad gets irritated at all by so many people thinking that a comic he did using 'stoner humor' (although these is so far past the likes of Cheech and That 70s Show segments it is awesome in the classic sense). Sort of like Dax Riggs wanting to be recognized for more than Acid Bath.

I wouldn't be shocked if he looked at this kind of like Dave Chappelle looked at the Rick James skit. Hamstrung by their own hilarity.

Also, strips like these are the reason there are voting options below 3, despite what deancain29 might say. We need to be able to highlight the greatest.

That is a false statement.

I got this one: killerlimpet is the knight and jdhenry105 is the knave.

There is absolutely no reason in my mind why this strip shouldn't be rated a perfect 5.

The proper attyre for football is a goatee, and moustache from History.

One of my favorite strips of all time. The line about being in trouble is a fake idea has become my motto-thingy.

Also, could someone with a large amount of experience give some advice on the best way with which to taketh one's pleasure from the herb? IE, bong, vaporizer, blunt, ect. Rating on concealability, ease on the lungs, pleasure, ect.

Despite the lovely tangency, Trainspotting references, and concealability that suppositories might offer, one word: bubblers.

like many others, I will now exclaim "wait! i am from... history!" during my daily life.

I Know Todd

i am from...HISTORY

Ray is awesome.

I think it'd be funny if Ray had a different "history" outfit on each time you refreshed the strip. But maybe that's just because I can never remember what it looks like.

This looks like more fun than I have being stoned. All I can do is think about thinking, and wonder if my brain is broken because I can't get off that one ridiculous stream of thought.

It's really terrifying how dead on this is.

What, my friends wants to borrow my cap, maybe he's gonna steal it and sell it to some gypsie, he aint gonna get my cap, my cap.... i wish i could get out of here, no im to high, the people, the cops, my family will know, oh yeez. Golden american..... God, i want a smoke, *fumbles and looks around* And so on.

masterpiece. smoking up on an ocean blue toilet seat. 'foot balle'.

God is that obvious.

A fucking masterpiece.

Huh, it's "No one should be a COCK to a stranger, ever"! This is one of Achewood's most quoted lines, yet almost everyone seems to think it's "dick". Probably because of Pat (not for the craving, but for him being one). Cock is so much better.
Ahem.
Also, when I get stoned nowadays I react like Roast Beef...hella angsty, yo. I envy Ray here. Not in the last two panels and the next strip, though. That's me, all the way.

Little does Ray know that his mom does know.

This is fifteen rounds of rapid-fire awesome spewing forth from an awesomeness gatling gun! Every single panel, individually, is awesome! Put together, they become a mighty awesomeness gestalt!

My favorite part of this strip is the fact that Ray gets the same mustache for his history costume and his football costume.

I hit "random comic" for the first or second time, and it came up with this.

I guess either the random comic button likes me, or it is very intelligent in its comic choices.

45 degrees.


that is actually the answer to all existence.
its the meaning of life.
so much more than the rule of up-right objects...


Ray for President !!

[a href="http://achewood.com/dat/comic/06132002_orig.gif"/]I thought panels 12 refers to this[/a]

assetbar, you tricked me.

This, my friends, is the strip that started it all for me. This is perfection in every way. Bless you Onstad!

Andy no longer has the three brews, I like to imagine that he pounded them in succession.

man if you were a cop you could like obtain a warrant to arrest chris onstad on charges of drug abuse, and you wouldn't need any other evidence. no drugs, no medical testing, just this strip. onstad's lawyer would just have to give up any hope.

Very good point, but of course the judge and jury would all go down as well for going "Man, that is so spot on!" the second they were shown this strip.

Shakespeare, Geometry, profound statements, achewood at its highest echelon

best strip ever

Acheworld seems to love any strip with many many frames

History Ray looks like he's about to teleport, or get down

I have to say: this comic destroyed decades of anti-drug messages the public school instilled.

That forty-five degrees thing looks like something I would do, but without the pot.

Ray is a much more positive stoner than I am. I'm kind of jealous, actually.

this strip really reminds me of this song

http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=6083340&q=hi

Forty-five degrees.

This strip is heartbreaking.

why?

After being stoned I much prefer it when the awesome thoughts are lost in the haze... so I can maintain the illusion that something really meaningful happened in my brain, and I smile a lot.

Ray passes left. Ray has etiquette.

Is there any reason why Teodor is Ray in the first panel? The two Rays was messing with me until I read on to the next one.

This one more than makes up for the webcomic one. Perfect 5 in every conceivable way.

This comment is full of fail.

...well, someone had to say it

Scootypuff's comment is full of opinion. Nothing wrong with that.

People from history have INTENSE facial hair going on.

Of course his mom knows.

Irrelevant, but, I just refreshed my inbox and it turns out I have another comment, but I went through the entire thing and can't find it. What the HELL Assetbar.

Phantom comment floating somewhere around my inbox...

(P.S. This strip is great.)

Reading this made me stoned. Thanks Onstead.

I mean, thanks OnStar.

I have been in this state before.....in History!

lol i think thats 90 degrees XD

Nono, his hand divides the 90 degree angle into a 45 degree angle.

Anyways that's how I have always read this strip.

I'm fairly sure I've delivered a few of these lines while under some sort of influence.

classic Achewood, methinks

I bumped this to a 4.9

Fucking awesome strip.

We are in a mathematical situation where I can switch the vote between 1 and 5 and watch the average jump between 4.8 and 4.9. It's actually pretty funny.

it's not that comfortable under my table, still, i'll give it a try, maybe i'll be all pensive

I actually <i>ache</i> from the laughter. Funniest strip I have ever seen by anyone ever.

as it turns out am I stoned too, which is why I think it's so funny, and why I misused the BBCODE.

i need a mustache....

This is top ten. Exactly what it's like.

This was strip number 421 for me. Oh well. There is no planetary alignment. There is no conspiracy. There is just the regular amount of fear of the cops.

FORTY-FIVE DEGREES!

these situations seem familiar....

That is definitely the hat i would choose if i were to discover that i'm from history.

Having smoked weed, I can concur that this is the way you think.

Should someone mention to him that Lord of the rings wasnt a historical pieace.

My favorite thing to do when I'm high is read the Wikipedia article on Consensus Reality.

This really takes me back...

ah, good times...

Being in trouble is a very real idea where stuff you care about is taken away from you and you never see them again.

Panels 5-7 are the funniest thing I have ever seen. Ever. Best stand alone strip.

yes it is

Being a high-functioning stoner also from the land of History, I must go and find my anachronistic hat.

It is a stove-pipe hat. I cannot tell if I am Lincoln, or the Hitcher.