Chubb-a-diddle, plus a v-chubb for the avatar.

extra chub and a v-chub. discovered that excellent dead man only recently. holy crap what a genius.

seriously, right?

Welcome to New Jersey, where Talent Comes to Die.

Yeah, it's a damn shame that he REALLY liked heroin.

i had never heard of him, just checked out some of his stand up. nice work. funny as hell delivery.

Weird, I thought of this immediately after reading mulisha7's post as well.

Then how come you drink so much at night?

hecho en Mexico, man.

he also seems to have sprouted a mustache.

Those are fat creases aren't they? I recognize them from when I myself began to develop impressive-looking fissures down my cheeks as if I were finally sprouting a jaw line, but they turned out to be the impressions left by the steadily inflating pockets of fat reserves growing along both sides of my fuckin' face ('fuck's sake).

THIS NEEDS A CHUBBY

Awww, fat Beef makes me sad. Why, Kazenzakis curse, why?

Continuity error: Pat appears in one of these photos, but simply as Pat, not rock hard cat cock pat.

Maybe because he's looking away from the camera? Does it only work if the subject realizes he's being photographed? Hmm.

YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!

Thanks, I was wondering about that. The question is, what kind of thought process do you have to have to make up the idea of a camera that portrays certain people differently, then make a strip about it, while also having no explanation for it yet? That's some stone-cold Iron Balls right there.

Why is 2006 so damn heavy on the storylines and arcs? And the daddy issues.

Not complaining! But I'm reading through the archives again and noting that spring/summer 2006 was unusually consistent in its rad-ness, all having cohesiveness.

Alt Text: The last photo is what Leonid Brezhnev looked like when it got way too hot at his building and he had to go up to the roof.

the glaring with the cake.. amazing!

It goes from Wasted, to Apprehensive, to Jolly, to Pissed. Jolly is probably my favorite, right up there with Wasted.

Love it! Note too how short Vlad is in the last photo...perhaps machines also have neuroses? Good to see he grew his hair back!

So how'd you know this wasn't before the hair-cut?

I'm thinking he just reinstalled it.

I've used this strip to explain to people why I hate having my picture taken.

Yeah, the camera is a cruel master. I've all but forbidden friends and loved ones from using one of the accursed objects on me.

Roast Beef and I are long lost twins. Of different species.

what's the phrase...
brother of another mother?

The camera also added an armpit stain on Beef.

Photo Beef is probably a Dale Jr. fan.

And he HATES Jeff Gordon.

hates 'im to HELL.

In the last picture Roast Beef has pitstains on his bare skin. This curse is raw.

The Camera has no mercy.

Every time your picture is taken, the camera steals a part of your soul

The last picture, paired with the alt text, wreck my shit every time. Bravo Onstad.

My family's curse is that we always look high in our photos. Like instead of saying "No to drugs" we took a hit and said "Cheese!"

The final shot kind of makes me think of Brezhnev.

The alt-text makes me think of Brezhnev, and I don't even know who he is.

In Soviet Union, Brezhnev knows you!
...
Sorry but I think its apropos.

Chubbied, in part for the avatar and in spite of the fact that you really ought to have at least a small inkling of who Brezhnev is. Not even name recognition? Really?

I'm not gonna bother telling you about him, because I'm certain you know what google is. And also, what if I got it wrong...in public.

Man, I remember talking to a 17 year old when I was 25 who didn't even know what the Berlin Wall was, and she wasn't that stupid.

But she was pretty stupid.

...is there some kind of cartoon picture on that phone's dial?