Roseanne Barr's line of vanity soups left much to be desired.
cailetshadow » neu2 years ago
Roseanne Barr only has one vanity soup in her line. It is a Safeway turkey floating in a vat of Christian Brothers brandy.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Few people are willing to drink an entire vat of turkey infused brandy.
straw » neu2 years ago
Roseanne is one of those people.
tellumo » pro2 years ago
Probably the best Achewood arc ever.
prettyrad » neu1 years ago
Oh, necessarily.
mr_pete » pro2 years ago
I would nod to Beef, because he is a good man and understands the Fight. So I would not burden him with words of congratulations, but give him quiet respect.
untilyouaresonude » pro2 years ago
This strip makes you want to go fight someone, then go meet your friends so they can pat you on the back.
tragicone » neu2 years ago
You have no idea how many times I wanted to join golden gloves boxing while reading this. NO IDEA.
fermatprime » neu1 years ago
AUGH I didnt' mean to lame you I'm sorry man I'M SO SORRY
lastlarf » pro2 years ago
"How were the Tenmen?" is a great line to end this arc on.
saint » neu2 years ago
i agree wholly...like, he knows what's really important here.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
I cannot think of one think that I dislike about this arc. Not one thing.
thicker » pro2 years ago
That sign makes it a party.
lrosetw8 » pro2 years ago
"Ray"
All lopsided and tacked on as if hurriedly.
It actually makes the party even more endearing.
rumblefish » neu1 years ago
Philippe made the sign and was standing on Lyle's shoulders to hang it. Half way through the hanging process Lyle ran out of booze and went for a refill. Philippe only regained consciousness a few seconds before Ray and Beef arrived back.
sargasm » neu2 years ago
Hey, he became the ruling body after all.
thommy_h » neu2 years ago
And just in case you weren't sure why a yeast infection would be embrassing for Teodor, Vlad clarifies that it "Is mainly a thing of chicks!"
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
yes, that is what the strip says, partially.
lolsworth » neu9 months ago
Li'l guy's worried about being forgotten
katsura » neu2 years ago
I would totally buy that panini press.
soupytwist » pro2 years ago
Roast Beef is so rude he can manage to still look badass after knowing about yeast infections from sitting in front of a computer for too long.
kylemcjuicy » neu2 years ago
I never noticed Mingus in panel 4. Thats weird.
djwhiterabbit » neu2 years ago
me neither! nice!
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
Not to mention a gruff-looking Pat in panel 7.
lucidloon » neu1 years ago
Nightlife! Good call.
I never noticed him there.
djwhiterabbit » pro2 years ago
i like how when beef and ray say it, it's "dogg".
but when vlad says it, it's just "dog".
is so vlad to be gettink even most basic greeting wrong. (again he gambles, again he loses.)
jdhenry105 » neu2 years ago
English is such movink target.
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
Greetink.
tinhand » neu2 years ago
All I can say is that I'm so glad I discovered Achewood after this arc had already finished. It would have wound me up no end to have to wait for it to slowly develop in the usual way rather than go back and read the whole thing in one.
cdl146 » neu2 years ago
No, the suspense totally made it. The Great Outdoor Fight was an event, you had to build up anticipation.
brokeaccount » neu2 years ago
It was like Christmas every damn day, waking up and running to the computer... Good times. The weekends were tough as hell, though.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
This strip occurred while I was under a glut of exam deadlines in university... not good.
batraygirl » pro2 years ago
Yeah it was difficult not being able to travel into the future so I could read this all in one go, but what can you do? I had something nice to live for besides all the other nice things in my life while I waited for the new strip each day. :o)
shoinan » pro2 years ago
Panel 8 is subtle Onstad genius.
geesycreesy » pro2 years ago
Does anybody else notice that when Beef gets really disturbed by something his eyes go from tall lines to tiny dots (ex. Panel 8 of this strip)?
I think it's a very slight and well used technique for the art style in Achewood.
1000hz » neu2 years ago
Philippe? Nah, doesn't ring a bell, sorry kid.
teknofatcat » neu2 years ago
The Tenmen were awesome.
riazm » neu2 years ago
Whenever my friends get haircuts I ask them where most of their hair is.
cassandrakazenzakis » neu2 years ago
best parts of this strip:
1. taped "ray" sign on the blackboard
2. mingus's chill appearance in pannel 4
3. téodor with the bleary-eyed, unshaven look
4. "is mainly thing of chicks!" and the name of vlad's 'do
envika » pro2 years ago
...and the ALT text
tttt2 » neu2 years ago
truly one of the best strips ever
heavymetaljesus » pro2 years ago
Man, I wanted to see Roast Beef fight, I bet he coulda beaten Ray easy.
_cheesekayke » pro2 years ago
Damn Teodor is slow. He didn't realize Roast Beef was the Best Mate until now?
<i>Seriously?</i>
lrosetw8 » neu2 years ago
He never realized that those were cleverly-arranged pillows underneath Beef's blanket. He thought Beef was having a coma this entire time.
cailetshadow » neu2 years ago
When someone you know is in a coma, the best thing to do is to not lift up the blanket to check on them. Hella disruptive.
tellumo » pro2 years ago
it is so rude to ruin a good coma
professorhazard » pro1 years ago
SO rude.
mastronaut » neu2 years ago
Roast Beef can't go grocery shopping because it scares him to bad, would YOU think that Roast Beef could cold enter the acres with the intent of beating the hell out of 3000 men?
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
Well, I would, but that is because I understand Depression.
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
According to Molly's blog, she was telling people that he had gone to help Showbiz with something.
woodenteeth » neu2 years ago
Does anyone else want to actually hear what the Tenmen sound like... I want Onstad to put together a band and direct them just like Mike Patton did with Fatomas. I'm guessing the music won't be far off either, like Onieda. Just like 10 minutes of the most burgeoning drum groove and chugging guitars, lead singer all yelling "Walk into the light" fifty times over!
chrissketch » neu2 years ago
I always imagined their sound as sparse, Devo-inspired, 'lectro jazz punk, with Talking Head-ish lyrics.
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
There are some Tenmen MP3s, a link to which exists somewhere in Acheworld. You guys are not far-off regarding the sound of them, but there are no lyrics.
jyuu » pro2 years ago
Excellent.
overmedicated » neu2 years ago
Am I the only one of you who's noticed Pat in panel 7? Man, he look pi-ISSED.
chrissketch » neu2 years ago
He is offended by the movie Taxi Driver on the behalf of others. Because that kind of thing is not funny. Ever.
envika » neu2 years ago
is there a such thing as gyne-lotrimin?
dasilodavi » neu2 years ago
Ahhhh. I love this arc, and the ending is so delicious! You feel tired after finishing it, as Ray and Beef no doubt feel. It was this arc that got me into reading the blogs.
neonaoneo » pro2 years ago
This arc is so good it's made me comment for the first time
hassanoleary » pro2 years ago
My God. Just finished reading this arc for the first time. SO raw. SO brilliant.
I wonder where Molly was for the GOF. Was she visiting family? Did Beef tell her he was going on vacation with Ray? There's no sign that she missed him for the whole three day event, and something tells me she wouldn't consent to Beef's participation.
gethen » neu2 years ago
Molly is not the type of woman who pins her consent on a man. She lets him be who he is, and if it cramps her style she goes and does her thing she needs to and they get together later for chinese.
This arc makes Achewood for me. It was the first thing I read, and now that I've gone through the archives up to this point it is at least fifty times more amusing.
checkmatejones » neu2 years ago
Isn't Emeril supposed to be a Melungeon?
nigelchaos » pro2 years ago
Man. I'm sad to see this arc end. It was WIN.
joamiq » neu2 years ago
Has there ever been any strip of any comic ever with more individual panels that are classics in and of themselves?
m-e-charm » pro2 years ago
PERFECT PERFECT!
On a scale of 1 to 5, I rate this A MILLION.
mshendry » neu2 years ago
goodbye my favorite story arc... maybe we'll see it again with LN in Ray's crew
It's epic. It's an achewood graphic novel, not just a web-comic. It breaks the rule that "webcomics of this sort are supposed to be FUNNY." It slaughters that rule. It rewrites the rule and hopefully starts a new tradition.
professorhazard » con1 years ago
I see your comment, achilleselbow. I have given you the Lame. I do this without apology or mercy.
doc_rostov » con1 years ago
A lot of people base their judgment by large degree on the medium being used instead of the artistic merit of the work itself. For instance, I have a friend who appreciates to the same degree Leo Tolstoy and K.A. Applegate, despite the fact that when it comes to quality it's really a wash; Ivan Ilyich goes far beyond the dubious charms of any Animorphs book.
And she doesn't argue that. The rationalization she makes when she explains it to people is to say that each are the tops of their "field", and that Tolstoy is a writer's writer and Applegate is a children's writer. While the conclusion here is arguable (Really? Animorphs is the best children's book series you can think of? Really, lady?), the point stands. Some people see art as a fragmented, compartmentalized science.
It appears you do as well. The point is that some choose to look past that. Personally, I make it a point to give little levity to novels due to their intended audience; I judge based foremost on the book's general merit and, occasionally, on the context as a general qualifier. That's how I try to read literature, comic books, webcomics, et cetera. I don't usually succeed in completely separating the two in my judgement of a book, mostly because most writers write like Cornelius and if you don't look past the audience they write to you can miss out on some truly fine literature.
But those of us who deify the Great Outdoor Fight tend to do so because it's one of those few times in which a work completely and utterly transcends the context offered it, where trying to categorize it leads to a confusion you express. The GOF is goddamn literary. It goes well beyond the rest of Achewood's archives, a generally well written and eminently referential body of work. In the GOF, Onstad no longer makes it a point to reference great writers. He becomes a great writer. There is no singular influence on the GOF. Wodehouse, Faulkner, Twain; all of them have certain impacts on Achewood, and the careful reader can see their spirit anywhere from entire arcs to singular comics. But the GOF is the only piece where Onstad literally breaks the ceiling of his medium and shows himself to be a truly epic writer.
And that's why the GOF is so great. It's badass, certainly, and some like it only because of that. But it's badass in an entirely intelligent way. It's badass in a sense that if Onstad had to leave one stack of papers behind to History to stand and express what a great master of his medium he was, this would be it. And History would understand, and give a knowing nod, and place it on its favorite bookshelf lovingly.
And that's why we like the GOF.
doc_rostov » neu1 years ago
By the way. Don't interpret my lame as dissing your reading style. Read Achewood however the hell you want; I'm not stopping you. More power to you. You earned your lames by calling our method of reading Achewood "silly", and by dismissing all of the love people have for the GOF as raving about about how "rude and badass Ray is in some hyperbolic slightly post-ironic way".
Seriously, don't be a cock.
dj_insomniac » neu1 years ago
This has to be the single best comment written, in the history of ever.
troy_convers » neu1 years ago
You don't read much, do you?
tekende » neu1 years ago
There were plenty of people around to lame you, it seems. You gamble, you lose.
thehelmet » con1 years ago
What's the point of making a controversial statement if your wishing for the opposition to have moved on?
Who exactly were you adressing?
It's the biggest arc I've come across in Achewood so far and that alone should be worthy of respect. And out of the some 20 strips I've 'favorited' about 6-7 are from this story arc, to me that means hype met.
Actually, just the 'Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock' alone meant the arc lived up to its hype..
evolume » neu1 years ago
I wonder who made the awesome "Ray" sign.
Philippe?
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
It was so Ray would remember him.
pogo » neu1 years ago
The perfect end to a perfect arc, all manlike and duderific.
acefalco » pro1 years ago
Well-played, sir. Well-played indeed.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Check out banner, Ray!
nice-on-water » neu8 months ago
FRIENDS LOVE RAY
How could this gem go unnoticed for six months?
fineoakstructure » neu8 months ago
That's what I shouted drunkely at a bar last night.
nice-on-water » neu8 months ago
You shouted at the bar? Rough night.
fineoakstructure » neu8 months ago
(I didn't really shout at a bar.)
nice-on-water » neu8 months ago
Then who did you shout at?
dasilodavi » neu1 years ago
For those just finishing the storyline, the book is worth buying, IMO. The sidebars and history of The Fight are pretty fun, and there are a couple of strips unique to the book.
un_malpaso » neu11 months ago
I just discovered all this shit over the last few days...
and this is the most amazing arc ever.
Beautiful
srikamaraja » neu10 months ago
Don't we all secretly wish to be spoken well of On-line and in the cafes?
duperando » neu4 months ago
I see nightlife! What a cool dude.
mrchuckletrouzd » neu3 months ago
Yes, if the Cafes knew me well and held me in high esteem it would be the Right Situation indeed.
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How many times do you think Vlad said "Are you tlalking to me" in the mirror to himself.
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Try it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqP0WNpojFM
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All lopsided and tacked on as if hurriedly.
It actually makes the party even more endearing.
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I never noticed him there.
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but when vlad says it, it's just "dog".
is so vlad to be gettink even most basic greeting wrong. (again he gambles, again he loses.)
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I think it's a very slight and well used technique for the art style in Achewood.
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1. taped "ray" sign on the blackboard
2. mingus's chill appearance in pannel 4
3. téodor with the bleary-eyed, unshaven look
4. "is mainly thing of chicks!" and the name of vlad's 'do
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<i>Seriously?</i>
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I wonder where Molly was for the GOF. Was she visiting family? Did Beef tell her he was going on vacation with Ray? There's no sign that she missed him for the whole three day event, and something tells me she wouldn't consent to Beef's participation.
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On a scale of 1 to 5, I rate this A MILLION.
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Teodor: Beef = new GOF think tanker?
Nice Pete: Book very close to reality.
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And she doesn't argue that. The rationalization she makes when she explains it to people is to say that each are the tops of their "field", and that Tolstoy is a writer's writer and Applegate is a children's writer. While the conclusion here is arguable (Really? Animorphs is the best children's book series you can think of? Really, lady?), the point stands. Some people see art as a fragmented, compartmentalized science.
It appears you do as well. The point is that some choose to look past that. Personally, I make it a point to give little levity to novels due to their intended audience; I judge based foremost on the book's general merit and, occasionally, on the context as a general qualifier. That's how I try to read literature, comic books, webcomics, et cetera. I don't usually succeed in completely separating the two in my judgement of a book, mostly because most writers write like Cornelius and if you don't look past the audience they write to you can miss out on some truly fine literature.
But those of us who deify the Great Outdoor Fight tend to do so because it's one of those few times in which a work completely and utterly transcends the context offered it, where trying to categorize it leads to a confusion you express. The GOF is goddamn literary. It goes well beyond the rest of Achewood's archives, a generally well written and eminently referential body of work. In the GOF, Onstad no longer makes it a point to reference great writers. He becomes a great writer. There is no singular influence on the GOF. Wodehouse, Faulkner, Twain; all of them have certain impacts on Achewood, and the careful reader can see their spirit anywhere from entire arcs to singular comics. But the GOF is the only piece where Onstad literally breaks the ceiling of his medium and shows himself to be a truly epic writer.
And that's why the GOF is so great. It's badass, certainly, and some like it only because of that. But it's badass in an entirely intelligent way. It's badass in a sense that if Onstad had to leave one stack of papers behind to History to stand and express what a great master of his medium he was, this would be it. And History would understand, and give a knowing nod, and place it on its favorite bookshelf lovingly.
And that's why we like the GOF.
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Seriously, don't be a cock.
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Who exactly were you adressing?
It's the biggest arc I've come across in Achewood so far and that alone should be worthy of respect. And out of the some 20 strips I've 'favorited' about 6-7 are from this story arc, to me that means hype met.
Actually, just the 'Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock' alone meant the arc lived up to its hype..
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Philippe?
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How could this gem go unnoticed for six months?
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and this is the most amazing arc ever.
Beautiful
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*clap*
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*clap clap clapclapclapclapclapThunderousAPPLAUSE*
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