If I were a SF and I saw this in the paper, I'd write him.

also mention something about Uncle Culpepper

I want to start a band and call it The Deceptions of Phillipe.

lie bot has surpassed Satan as the father of lies. he is now the Devil's uncle.

Don't be too hasty...

Or at least, that is what he tells people. And they believe him.

Oh hell and damn. We knew this day was coming ever since Big Blue beat Garry Kasparov.

"Prior to World War I, a single, center-mounted rumble seat was sometimes referred to as a mother-in-law seat."

Put the old bitch in the back, and roll up the windows

I get the bizarre feeling that the last thing the divorced guy wants is to get "personal" with someone.

But hey: Ring the MILF-Man and see what cooks.

ANYTHING AT ALL

I have always found the NASTY person funny, but now, for some reason, sitting here alone in my parents' house at night, I'm a little frightened.

Never trust a robot

Do Lie Bot's lies violate the [url= http://www.anu.edu.au/people/Roger.Clarke/SOS/Asimov.html#Laws1940]rules[/url]?

the very first strip I read, and still one of my favorites

I imagine LB to be the only robot with like, a really old, expressionless speech synthesizer. In fact he probably retrofitted it, just to help with telling lies.

Also, behind the sunglasses, HE HAS NO EYES.

And yet he has an ass.

Truly he was constructed with the sole purpose of screwing with people.

One imagines there could be a pretty funny arc based around Mr Bear's respondents.

Old-style is my favorite beer. Go cubs.

I totally forgot that Risotto Offensive blog story line. It was charming to read.

I noticed that Mr. Bear listed himself as "SM" and not "SWM" or "SBM" or whatever.

Single Bear Male?

Come on Connie. His name is Lie-bot. Philippe is five, but come on.

I don't recall whether Connie landed the Spice gig before or after (and I'm too lazy to look it up), but I like to think one of his first flicks was MILFy Brown, Got MILF, or some other such title. Then, as the movie begins, he makes the connection between the subject matter and the respondents from his personal ad.

Favorite - "She didn't like me - now I am NASTY"