Just this past weekend in fact.

Normally I don't care about others' opinions, and this is no exception. Many are those who've been lamed out of existence for confessing their lack of a preference for a given comic. But now I'm curious. Why are you fully "pissed off" by this comic? And why did you create two posts, thus doubling your incoming lames?

While I appreciate the sentiment...
Dude, it's Socks. Everyone hates Socks.

True. Upon closer examination he has made 112 comments and has been marked for spam 94 times. That is not a good ratio.

untilyouaresonude is right, but as someone who's been there, I rate this one is a solid 5. Hip-Hobbit? Beatbox my dwarfcore? These are the sort of marijuana concepts my friends and I have come up with on lazy Sundays.

Oohhh my goodness. Chubby for unashamed geekyness combined with good punning skills

You ever been eating rice and then something makes you laugh so hard the rice somehow gets from your mouth back onto your plate FROM YOUR NOSTRILS

I didn't even know it was a thing until just now.

Chubbied

This suffices for most toddlers. The "FUCK YOU" is normally reserved for special occasions.

This man is but a crank, he winds you up.

You obviously do not know what it is to be stoned

heck of lame

Actually a little-known fact is that he wrote the entirety of The Lord of the Rings after going senile.

However, it was intended to be his memoirs.

Uhh... you mean Chris?

Unfortunately, I think "she" means Jeff.

I suppose it could be a shittily-done Eddie Izzard reference (think Death Star canteen)

I completely hear 3 Inches Of Blood when I imagine these lyrics being sung for real

My cousin is in 3 Inches Of Blood.

I think he's the drummer.

THE MOSSY OGRE WARLORD
WAS ROUSED BY THE CLARION CALL
HE STUMBLED FROM THE ICY CAVES
WITH A MAGIC BLOOD-STAINED MAUL

THE WANTON WAILING BANSHEE
WAS VERILY TORN TO SHREDS
THE WIZARD RAGED AND THUNDERED
ON A TOWER OF SEVERED HEADS

I looked at him

I looked at that man

The sap inside the log could be boiling. That's actually the danger of being near to a tree that's struck by lightning, as the sap hits boiling point so quickly that it explodes.

I bet the wizard plans that outcome.

Please, do continue.

As I already used up my chubbies for the page, I would just like to say hooray for the three of you.

Yeah man, hooray for some guys.

Ozzgiliat.

That is all.

DC

MASSIVE chubbies for all of you.

Ballin'-rog?

I am always exclaiming "BEAT BOX MY DWARF-CORE!" at my wife, but she never launches into the ol' uh-pfuh uh-pssssh.

Get a new wife.

I don't take orders from little bichon-frise-ghost-looking-things on the Internet. Only in real life.

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Sir, that is absolutely the best incorrect description of my avatar that I've ever read. And there have been a few to choose from. Thank you.

How's the new wife workin' out for ya?

Actually, the Lords of the Rhymes invented this long before T and Ray did, I think.

The fifth panel. Oh god the fifth panel.

raymond smuckles: "beatbox extrodinare"

You have never seen a log boiling with ants, or boiling with centipedes.

Get out in the woods sometime, city boy.

Neither ants, nor centipedes, but I did once witness, from a very close range, a fallen log boiling with hornets.

And I ran. I ran so far away.

Well, really only as far as the first aid shack, but my point stands.

BEAUTIFUL.

the possibility of a boiling log is debatable. you can usually see steam coming from a fresh log thrown onto a fire before it catches flame, which means the water inside has reached the boiling point. whether or not one could actually call this a boiling log i cannot speak to, though.