More on the commodore sex act as this story unfolds.

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... considering her strange blue shackles I suspect this may be something hedo worked on in his youth.

Skirt?

Wow, you both picked the blue box/milk crate as a skirt. I did not have enough exposure to C64.

To . .. what?

DO I have to Google that?

You've met my last ex?

Ohhh that's what's going on. I thought some of those lines on her midsection seemed unnecessary, but I just thought she was standing behind a flesh colored lamp or something.

She has arms -- they are just small arms.

TINY ARMS!

They are like a t-rex...


I'm not sayin'...I'm just sayin'...

Frit...ta-tas? Yes indeed!

Or you could make curtains with that pattern, and when they're drawn, it would still look like you had curtains! ...If your curtained windows were all in a row. (I think I'm thinking this over too hard.)

The 1980's were a time before every available lass shaved her snatch... now for me to see a young woman with pubic hair feels ever so anachronistic.

Dude, we have to go back for the princess babes

most excellent bill

I think it's underwear. She is dropping her skirt and those are her panties. There is a horizontal line extending out from them. They are clearly panties.

Agreed.

You are neglecting to take into account that thong underwear did not become popularized until the late 90's.

I remember them being popular with trashy midwestern girls in the early 90s... but really, my span of thong knowledge is very limited. The Internet, on the other hand, knows significantly more than I do.

"The first historical reference to the thong in post-1900%u2019s is in 1939 New York City when Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia ordered nude dancers to dress more appropriately."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong_(clothing)]Wikipedia,[/url] probably the ultimate repository for underwear knowledge.

As always, heath, Assetbar punishes the lazy.

It is good and correct.

"nude dancers to dress more appropriately"?
Weak on the concept.

"nude dancers to dress more appropriately"?
Weak on the concept.

It's pubic hair, kids. Nobody used to shave down there, just a little touchup for bathing suits. And there were no thongs for regular wimmin, just Brazilian babes on the beach.

1)It is not necessarily a thong, merely a string bikini or, possibly, a thong. The distinction is not made clearly 2)G-strings were very popular for strippers and other ladies who drop their skirts in low-resolution even at the time 3)I doubt efforts were made to provide the most accurate portrayal of underwear. 4)The horizontal line makes no sense otherwise.

5) She ain't no "regular wimmin"!

I'm sure we had a discussion not so long ago about how few of us actually go for the total bareback.

He doesn't mean an actual woman like he might see in person.

What are these 'actual women' you speak of?

pictures or it never happened...

Frankly it seems more honest. If you leave a patch it seems like more of an affectation. Complete removal seems like the simple, effective method. Not going to the trouble of trying to save just a tiny bit.

The total bareback is too much. I'd prefer to not feel like I'm going down on a pre-teen girl, thankyouverymuch.

While aesthetics are a personal choice (although that doesn't mean that you can't be wrong) there are certainly practical considerations to take into account here. Namely not getting a mouthful of hair. Complete removal is the best way to accomplish this.

I actually prefer it trimmed. Isn't that normal?

It is, but the people who want it bare are a vocal minority :/

The 1990s were a time before I quit getting laid. Now for me to see any woman's pubic hair feels ever so anachronistic.

Got married, eh?

Or is it a void . . . ? Ya' know, we really haven't heard from Nice Pete in a while . . .

Actually Nice Pete made an appearance a few days ago at Achewood Fanflow. Nice Pete has strange appetites, and in this instance is behaving oddly with his potatoes.

damnit i knew funny things were going on over there!

there's an old piano and they play it hot behind the green door, huh?

don't know what they're doin' but they laugh a lot behind the green door, right? right? maybe i should just pay for it.

Is that a bow-tie he's wearing?

Why, yes. Yes it is.

No. It's a collar. Kinky goose.

ferris bueller all the way.

The good money says Tina being onto them. Poor Ray is gonna get his junk RUINED! And all for the sake of a mean-spirited prank. Roast Beef is gonna need to get out the Morgan's tape!

Chubbying "Boosh!" more so than the original comment, but both are worthy.

physically

SPECIFICALLY.

Mathematically

Diligently.

Unusually.

Adverbs are so great.

adverbally great?

handily

Oogily.
Boogily.

There's ALWAYS time for lubricunt!

Oh, necessarily.

Akadriver has the perfect avatar for this discussion. And for Fooker in general.

seriously?

Frequently. Why would you ask?

(But then, never seems to be often enough.)

I think so

The airport Awkhead.

As opposed to the Achehead, its surly cousin.

I want to know how many searches of "commodore sex act" Google has had to suffer after this comic went up.

http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?sa=X
Number 47.

56 now.

Come on guys we can't let ourselves lose to Biggest McCain Blowups here.

Now down to 68.

Now 86. Y'all some kinda lazy! Everyone, search it now, even if you already have, and lets top the charts with this one!

who in the hell is searching for bubba the love sponge so much?

We actually got beaten by "lil wayne s birthday"

"Who has gas in Atlanta" is currently sitting at 92.

"Spray on Condom" beats it! (77)

yeah, something about the chocolate tube...

%u201CA little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men%u201D

From the desk of Assetbar,

Quote:

Google and Urbandictionary yield nothing for all variations of "commodore"
The creative license here, she hurts

Note where the hands are

oh man now it's really explicit

I have a really funny...but nasty picture making fun of furries that I saw once on google. But posting it would make me a worse person.

If it doesn't contain the word "fag" it's probably okay.

Don't! Seriously, Don't!

Unless you're at work.

I think we've already crossed that line with that picture of the naked lady up near the top of the page.

Y... Yeah.

Man, you know there's probably gonna be dicks or something in the next Achewood. Damn it all...

That seems like quite an oversimplification, tekende.

Jesus Christ. Go ahead and say fag. Hell, call me a cocksucker. You don't even have to be ironic about it, just spare me this again.

Apparently it was too soon to joke about the issue.

Well, for me, it just seemed a little bit too "salt in the wound". You sort of won the little 'skirmish' between you and Loneal on the last strip, and it just seemed like a victory lap around someone who has already quit the game.

It's not really an issue, we've all always been allowed to say fag, and no one is saying it should be outlawed. Just some are saying to be more considerate. It's up to you whether you want to take their opinions as reasonable or not, but it just seems unnecessary to further kick the horse that has already shuffled away. Might not have been your intention, but that is what I interpreted it as, at least.

I'm not getting into this again.

Excellent! It just seemed like you might've been raring to do so in that first post. No big deal, brahseph.

LIL JON'S A FAGGGGGGGG.

No kidding.

C-C-C

COMBO BREAKER

i need to dust off my n64 and play me some killer instinct, now.

oops, that says "we'll win the battle for equal rights- no matter how long it takes"

The kitsunes declared foxes to be an inferior species, and the battle began.

FUCK

FFFFUUUUCK

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-

That would be a great logo for an organisation called something like United National Front

I accidentally hovered over the alt-text before reading the strip, and thought Commodore was a computer reference. I am the saddest girlie alive.

Please do not wallow in your dissapointment immediately. This is Onstad. This could be some kind of Commodore 64 reference.

Though if it has anything to with overly large, antiquated equipment that takes over half an hour to load, then Ray's in for some trouble.

I'm thinking something along the lines of the figure skating event in 'winter games,' where the object, in order to perform various maneuvers, was to grasp the joystick and spin it around rapidly, thus spinning your on-screen skater correspondingly.

Y'know, for kids!

As intrigued as I am, one can't help but wonder whether this is Onstad's test of seeing how high he can place an Achewood search on Google Trends.

I wonder if it will top "McCain's Left Eye."

The top ten Google results for 'commodore porn' are all Achewooded. No, seriously. The power of Achewood has brought down the top commodore porn servers.

I . .. I knew someone was going to make this his avatar.

"Commodore sex act" still isn't in Google Trends, let's change that

alas, beaten by mere seconds

Some things that are currently on Google Trends?

"askjeves.com"
"palin witchcraft"
"real doll"

and

10 out of a hundred searches referencing "The Office."

This is a world I love living in!

Let's not forget "cold stone creamery" (hotness: spicy) coming in at number 10!

Apparently, for three precious hours this evening, Cold Stone Creamery will be giving away free 3 oz. servings of ice cream at all their locations.

I forgot about this. Thank you so much for referencing it. I really should print that strip out as a flier and put it everywhere I will ever go in my life. There is never a time when "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRITATTA?" will not make me laugh. Also I should tattoo the alt text onto my shin and just point to it when necessary. Regardless, you're a swell kid achilleselbow. You stay gold.

UGH FUCK

you made me think of the outsiders.

Gee, thanks, mister!

Acutally, some people still google Google.

Very true. My old roommate did it not but 4 months ago...shortly after she had become a PhD.

"Google Trends" is actually surprisingly high on the Google Trends list.

It's not that surprising... the Google search is so efficient it's faster than actually navigating to most things.

The Award for the "Most Complex Expressions I've Ever Seen on a Stuffed Animal Represented in Black and White on an Internet Web Comic" goes to Chris Onstad.

I hate how you get chubbies, but I barely get anything. I'm really jealous.

aw

Sympathy chub.

I think it's the first time I've seen him with a mouth. Did he have one before now?

Oh, most decidedly so!

Cthulhu phtagn! Cthulhu phtagn!

And who can forget this one?

(Thank you, Assetbar, for correctly formatting my link.)

Wow, I'm kind of glad I won't see that mouth again. Yikes.

whatever it means, it does not sound like a good time.

Welcome to assetbar, here is a chubby. HOW COURAGEOUS OF YOU TO POST NICK. I hope you like bad puns because that is the only thing I put up here.

I found this little site here:
http://www.lemon64.com/index.php?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/misc/main.php
(I'm not even going to try to make that I link. It's my first post, and I, too, have seen what assetbar has done to people.) Anyway, it seems to be a site where they specialize in making C64 games for hip modern computers, and you'll note that No. 2 on the list is a sex game. It's quite silly really, but seems appropriate given the positions listed in the strip.

Provided for convenience is the link nickcourage was talking about. Also the link ladyface referred to. BBCode likes these links, although there's a slight chance Assetbar does not approve of one or more characters in the URLs.

Is it just me or does Chikn Chase look ridiculously fun, if for only 25 minutes?

My childhood friends down the street had Sex Games.
They played with an atari joystick.
I remember we got to the final screen, but I don't know if we, uh, beat it.

cue Michael Just beat it, beat it, blah blah blah and cut to Wierd Al eat it.

Says the cat furiously yelling at the chicken. Yelling at it till it dies.
OH, you brought your KID! Is he Mixed FUCKIN' race?

My aviconitard has nothing to do with my taste in old school video games. Unless there was a game where you had to yell at a chicken.

So, Larry went down to the brothel and begged.
He was near broke, but he had to get laid.
Would a hundro bucks get him some kinda "boom"?
They showed him on back to the white chicken room.
(To him this just looked like a game badly played.)

In shock, he inquired what they had to say,
If in fact that fat chicken was worth all that pay?
Indeed, they informed him, worth that and more,
He only need catch her, it won't make him sore,
But give him full use, and a worthy good day!

So chase her he did, as she ran all afright!
And catch her he did, she was proper and tight.
And then to his never ending surprise,
To this ever so odd of a thing did he rise.
He held her and fucked her with all of his might.

When done and all spent, he was quite satisfied.
"If I'd said a chicken could do that, I'd lied.
"But now that I've done it, I honestly say
"That big, fat white chicken can def'nitly lay!"
And on home he went, well glad that he'd tried.

One week had passed, his urges in bloom
To the brothel he went with his thoughts on that room.
"Can I do it again?" was the question in mind
"Yes, in while, but while waiting you'll find
"A fairly good show here to brighten your gloom."

He went where they sent him, a room with a view
Of lesbians "lez'ing" and moans not a few!
And to his delight, this great show was all free,
Though others were here who had paid just to see
Through that window a room that some how he knew.

"The show, it is great!" he said with a wink.
"It is," said a man, "but I honestly think.
"That last week's was better, you've got to believe
"A man fucking a chicken, you'd never conceive!"
And getting it rudely, Larry's hopes all did sink!

The gentleman came to realize that he had paid for the experience of fucking a chicken only to learn that he was also providing several other men a show that he was not only compensated for but would ruin his social standing as well.

*uncompensated for

Right, if the word "gentleman" can be stretched this far.

(I chose to name him "Larry" in homage of the Leisure-suit Larry games. I could totally see him doing a chicken!)

:)

Bring honor to the Nick name. SOLIDARITY BROTHER.

That is totally NOT how bird reproduction works!

If their heart rocketed out of the top of their head after every successful impregnation, it would indeed be a somewhat double-edged sword.

Thanks for sharing

I found that fascinating, no joke.

Is that still under a NDA or can you... share the results with us?

It was never under NDA as it was for demonstration purposes. Essentially female rats exposed to high levels of testosterone pre-natally would exhibit sexual behavior as if they were males and would attempt to mount the females in a sexual context. This was being compared to the biological conditions in humans that result in transgender individuals and how these are often the result of physiological factors that can clearly be demonstrated. It is not just an issue of looking at your junk and accepting your physical sex as your gender identity. This is wired deep into the brain by biology. It was indeed fascinating.

The thing to remember about making links (and ebay jokes) is that Assetbar does not appreciate the symbol for making numbers friends.

I've said too much.

They changed their rate structure again. That is now only an option for the individuals who have gone over and through and ended up as Hole Men.

Where's Mr. Teal when you need him?

And some complimentary Pantene.

Should he start playing mario brothers?

That would be the most obvious end to the scenario, I think. I hope it doesn't end that way. That is the sitcom way out.

What wouldn't be the sitcom way out?

That is a good point.

This is a comical situation.

I just think it would be out of character for Tina and for Achewood in general to have her be the one who knows what is up, it seems obvious. I just always have hated the "a-HA, now it is you who is the one who is in trouble" school of comedy. It is the easiest irony to accomplish and the hardest to do well.

Hey, not all of the story arcs can end with sometihng like "You left a man to die".

Onstad will tweak it just like he did with Connie and the Shrovis

You give Tina too much credit in the sense department.

I don't know if it's sense as much as experience...

These two phone fumbling beard bunglers got no sense of Tina's phone sex chops.

You might have something there. I would love to see Tina get her comeuppance, but a sneaky trick would be nice too.

I think Ray is the one about to get a comeuppance. Or should I say comeupass?

Am I wrong?
AM I WRONG?

ONLY GOD AND TINA AND ONSTAD KNOW.

Tune in next week, SAME CAT TIME, SAME CAT CHANNEL

AND ONLY ONE OF THEM IS REAL
(IT IS NOT THE ONE YOU THINK)

Maybe you are not wrong but GOD IT SOUNDS SO WRONG

I am tempted to complete the reference here. I must stuff it. I must stuff it down

Are you huffing Elmer's there, boy? Maybe if you stopped abusing water-soluble white sticky goo you could get some sleep!

[Geezer shuffles back into cave...]

I think so. Maybe she's going to knock him unconscious with a Commodore 64 while playing a Commodores record and then steal his wallet.

No, Walter, you're not wrong.
You're just an asshole.

That is an impressive structuralist reading.

(The ghost of Roland Barthes begins a book on this arc, calling it T/R)

In literary terms, the Tina phone sex would be foreshadowing.

In comedy terms, the subsequent return of the phone sex concept would be a callback.

But at the end of the day, rejoice that the world is beneath the brightest of all possible suns.

I bet Tina recognises Teodor's voice from the phone sex lines. He blatantly loves to talk dirty.

Voice donut, though.

But every star is a setting sun, according to Wilco.

Through the telecommunications side-hatch.

...with the oils and perfumes, and incense.

"It is not polite to double-team a lady over the phone."

That's no lady, that's, er, uh, Tina. This is why I am not Henny Youngman. Yeah, yeah, I know that Youngman's tag line was "Take my wife...please!", but can't a man just make a damn Henny Youngman joke once in his life? Stop looking at me like that, Pogo.

My first serious relationship ended after, having grown complacent (and yes, I will admit it, bored) in the relationship, I asked for a commodore.
She didn't yell. She didn't slap me. She just left.

Your avicon is the cover of the album "You'd Prefer an Astronaut" by the band Hum. Why do I know this? Why do I know this? And how in god's name did I remember it?

Maybe because it is a fantastic album by a fantastic band?

Indeed. It was also the first thing I noticed.

I have a strong desire to listen to it now. I will not, however, as it is 5:23 AM and not an appropriate time for such actions. But soon. Soon.

Belgand is making excuses for not doing something good. Why is Belgand making excuses for not doing something good? He was too tired, he suggests.
Belgand has let us down. We will not forget.

Belgand is also making excuses for not embarking down a path that will almost assuredly result in him getting cock-punched by his sleeping girlfriend. When she is no longer asleep that is. If such actions occurred while she was asleep that would be a concern to us all as it could happen without warning to any of us.

Yet another Ambien related crime. (I miss Loneal.)

This is pegging, I have no doubt. Tina, you little devil!

also, Lionel Richie does it all night long

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Nope.

Back to the Ham-Cave!

(that sounds dirty)

[IMGS OFF]
Once...
Twice...
Tina's no lady...

seems like pegging to me.
another illustrative "WWRSD" moment

i have to say out the window.

its more scenic that way.

Thats the only way for the commodore.

and yes, i instantly googled it.

I instantly google "The Commodores" to see if I could make a hilarious first post using a reference to "Brick House".

It was impossible.

Tina seems like a brick house. That lady's stacked, and that's a fact. She ain't holdin nothin back.

Ray's about to get a curious sensation in his Brick Shithouse?

The problem, of course, is the off chance that someone will witness you being commodore'd.
This is not a thing you want.

tip your hat, and wink your eye

"good show, old bean! goose him good, lass, goose him but good!"

Heheh. Goose him butt good.

this is exactly the spirit of the commodore.

A professionals sexual act. And a right classy gent.

A deep bow and a smart tug of the blinds have always served me well.
How I wish that was hyperbole

i had assumed, naturally, that to be one of it's attractive and saleable features

I like that looking out the window is one of two possible variations. And that a crass lady such as Tina is the performer. Wait, no I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

K-Y Pro, huh?

Of course Ray's fucked! Isn't that a WANG?

Considering the positioning I would assume that Ray's about to get a bit of a Rear Invader.

It's a Trap!

An analogy comes to mind involving the ET game, where you descend into various holes in search of things, and extend your neck gratuitously in order to get out.

Was that the Atari 2600 version, 'cause that version was all sorts of wrong.

If it is the one that had to be used as landfill in New Mexico due to astronomically poor sales, then yes, that is the one I'm thinking of.

I am lucky enough to have a copy of that shitty shitty game. I'd like to make a plaque with that cartridge and a Super Martio Bros 3 on it for the worst and best games in the history of videogaming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo
Review for the E.T. game.
I heard that the Mooninites were based off it. Or there was a scrapped storyline that was similar, or something.

I wonder if Tina will recognize his (whisper) junk.

Nah, he fashioned a beard for his junk as well.

If they actually mention the merkin, it will be the greatest callback in the history of Man.

He'll have to get T to call the merkin mike.

"Yo T, switch to gusset mode, man!
Lock S-foils in attack position, dogg!"

I'm so alone.

Getting that level of consistency would make me frightened & delirious with loyalty.

It will also be disgusting since it was an antique to begin with, and Teodor used it to soak egg soppin's from the skillet

Perhaps he can borrow one from Cornelius. Because if anyone has one, that bear does.

Also, HELP! Assetbar is on the fritz. I can only leave one comment a day, and then I get a silly message that chides me and says "that's enough comments for today..." or some such nonsense. How do I get this fixed?

View more than 29 strips. I don't know the exact breakpoint, but I do know it's more than the 29 you have.

And rate them while you're at it, to score lames.

Ray is turning this mother up.

Out?

No he's going to turn her out in a few days.

So up then out. Is it anything like stuffing a turkey?

Officer, this mother was about to commit sodomy.

I'm turning her in, up, and outta here!

late night, autre?

not that it isn't appreciated.

because it is.

it is appreciated.

it is always a late night. ;_(

aw, well it is afternoon in Korea when it is a late night in the states, so I am always around.

Chalk up another Acheism for Onstad and hold on to your hats. This might be the biggest thing since rude titties.

Or rad chilies.

I was going to say that but I felt rude titties resounds more to this day.

chilli melons

Your titties are pretty rude. In a good way. Like they force their way into things and everyone acts mad but deep down inside they know their life is better for it.

One thing is for sure, if a commodore is what we suspect, he's gonna be HELLA YELLIN' ABOUT THE SEX!

If it's what we suspect, I think he'll more likely be whimpering about it. In a corner, in the fetal position.

David Letterman's Will It Fit?

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen-icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request:
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Burns?

[IMGS OFF]

Well, is it.

REmind me to Google it.

It is. I thought so.
In my English Lit book, Senior year, To a Mouse and To a Louse were on opposite pages. There was also an annoyingly conservative kid with the last name Kraus. So I crossed out "Mouse" in the title, so it said "To a Shawn Kraus".

It was the only time I vandalized a book, and I am quite ashamed.

During high school, I wrote "PIG" in pen across the massed closed-book page-edges of every school textbook I could find. It was my, "calling-card." Then my friends started doing it too. I did not feel bad; the books were already decrepit.

Finally, someone older than me! http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/uploads/george-burns.jpg

Naturally, I screwed that up.

[IMGS OFF]

I know that there's up to sixth degree burns... but I don't think I want to know what they look like.

Burns do karate? Or are they Masonic burns?

6th is burnt bone. Damaged [/i]marrow[/i]. Amputation is necessary. I won't post pictures, not that I have any or the balls to Google it.

FUCK [ I ] [ I ] [ I ] GET IT RIGHT

i can't even imagine the amount of time a burn would require to blacken bone.

Consider that. ive caught hair on fire and it burned like 10 seconds before i got it out. no damage, not even first degree. I assume the only way to get a sixth degree burn is to be pinned down by metal that is on fire. not even wood, because wood is a better insulator.

Metal probably can't even get hot enough for you to get a 6th degree burn without running from it (strapping down probably doesn't count). Maybe lava approaches it.

I'm pretty sure lava would disintegrate your bones. You might get 6th degree burns from touching it for a fraction of a second. Shit's hot.

Well, if you were to touch lava, you wouldn't want to keep your hand there for more than a fraction of a second, thus causing 6th degree burns rather than a completely melted arm or other body part.

It just looks like this:

[IMGS OFF]

FATALITY

a chubby, but I tell you this, knowing something as true is different to just looking it up on demand.

What say you to this, cryptic chaosmaster?

dunt u no hue i am boyyyy!?

ain't you have an idea who i is, man?

Oh dang it Mr. Onstad, when shall you decide upon your Austin visit?

Do you know a Colette?

Mmm, nope. I'd remember a Colette.

i fuck wimminz named colette

Shut up.

Exclusively?

I'm still waiting for you to somehow tie this into being black.

shite.

lol yes im muhc happir as a colette
kissiz for glad to finish up

It's a pretty name.

Might I ask why you asked?

Because I know a Collette who goes school is Austin.
She's my internet friend.
I knew that it would be highly unlikely, though.

Is she your internet giiirrrlllfriend? Eh?? EH??

Yeah. He's in love with her well-rounded personality, great assets and beautiful . . . avatar.

yall 2 should hookup-and-fuck

oh, fuck you I actually googled that.

begrudgingly chubbied

Also, I find it funny that you accuse Onstad of misspelling something while you misspell his name.

I am waiting for someone to take a cue from "Onstadt" and photoshop a picture of Onstad with a Kaiser helmet and Hitler mustache.

I love when the Professor Brothers seem like they're talking to each other about Achewood.

YES ahem ahem THAT WAS OF COURSE MY INTENTION TO MAKE IT A FUNNY JOKE.

WILL HE WEAR A CROWN AFTERWARDS

WILL THIS GIVE AWAY HIS IDENTITY y/n

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE...OF ACHEWOOD!

SAME CAT TIME, SAME CAT PLACE.

The Commodore: similar to Der Kommisar, but with less bratwurst.

Lyle is sick of listening to your naive speculations.

"commodore sex act" the query that crashed Google

frankly, i'm too confused about whether Tina knows what's up or not to think this is funny. like everything in this arc, i expect it's pleasure to be a retrospective one.

That is exactly how the Commodore works.

Best seen from behind, you mean? That what is the purpose of the window?

Man, the purpose of the window is to see out into the parking lot. Pay attention!

Oh dear. Massaging the prostate! HOORAY!

Props possibly to be used next strip by percentage chance:

Banana: 42%
Pie tin: 15%
Lipstick: 19%
A Kipper: 1%
Tina's dildo, "Old Yeller" (not named by Tina): 64%
A Blender: 0% (dodged a bullet there, Ray)
A roll of nickels: 74%

Hmm...

I may be wrong, but I think your math is off.

Keep in mind those props are not mutually exclusive. You don't just straight add those percentages.

Worst episode of "Will It Blend?" EVER!!

"Old Yeller". Very much chubbied.

B
Old Yeller was a hunter
E
A rearin', tearin' hunter
B F#
In any chase he knew just how to run
B
And when he hunted trouble
E
He always found it double
B F# B
And that's when Old Yeller had fun

thank you v.a.t.s.

it's risky, but i think i'll take a shot at the pie tin, see if i can't keep the comic from getting all slapstick on me.