Do they like The Oblivians?

pfffffffffffffft

oh you're one of those people. check out the Oblivians. you'll feel the difference

yay for the oblivians and other bands that don't suck

YEAH!

yo man i want to know where your avatar is from

its that jesus-dog. from philippes flow-chart.

wow i barely even remembered this strip thanks mate

he likes it, hey my keys

"A Muni security reminder..."

Do you live in New York? I seem to have this problem, too.

No, San Francisco. Our public transit system is quite terrible and our "subway" such as it is, basically only goes to one place.

Also buses and trains will frequently stop in the middle of a route and tell everyone to get off. No reason is ever given for this and though there are sometimes lies about another vehicle coming soon these are often lies. The last time this happened predictions (for, you see, we have no reliable or posted schedules) were that a new train would be coming in about 30 minutes. I compare this to when I will be getting into things with my girlfriend and for no reason she will suddenly no longer feel like it.

Neither of these things are working correctly. Sometimes, however, I wonder which would actually be harder to fix.

"2-car. N. N. Embarcadero. In 12. minutes."

Yet we both know that that is a lie. You will be getting a one-car M in 20 minutes and it will already be packed even though you're only at Powell. The train will be taking you to where I live. A place where the soul learns that there is no escape. The train will still likely force everyone out at SF State and I will have to wait another 15 minutes until I can catch another trains to take me the rest of the way home. That is, until Muni changes the system under TEP and the M doesn't even go to my stop any more.

Muni: because waiting 20 minutes in order to take a train for one hour to travel seven miles totally makes sense

whoa. Do you live in Ingleside?

Even further south... but not since the new year, now I'm in the Haight.

well well, mr. fancy man!

Your dilemma is not just in your head, belgand, and I'm afraid it may be unfixable. I'd suggest you hop on the bus, but that obviously won't work in your case. And this whole thing started with keys wandering off on their own, so you can't even drop those off. If your neighborhood is like mine, slipping out the back will only get you into a fenced-in yard with no access to the street. Better make a new plan, or you'll be not-screwed for a long time.

The keys content themselves with idle whispers, feeling in their bones all the pains of every future road. They know where you are going, but they do not take you to that place.

That's not funny. My friend died when his keys..

eh, the hell with it.

Fear is THE key

*mind killer.

You people so didn't get the early Achewood reference in my comment. Damn it.

the hell we didn't.

lame.

It's what Roast Beef dreams about, Silly Sally.

This sentence is amazing. Seriously, bravo.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Is it an Achewood quote? It sounds like it should be.

No, it was just so funny that I laughed for way too long. I could not understand it, but it was amazing.

Was it the vodka you're bathing in?

THESE KEYS!

My keys are all about getting me laid. I mean, after all, they are at their best when inserted into a slot.

Only problem is, they ain't all that good at it.

My keys enjoy cutting tape and opening shipping! Sadly, I have a swiss army knife keychain.

You are a man after my own heart. Always ready with a blade.

That sounds awfully familiar.. you don't drive a Hyundai do you?

I would be happy with keys that would pay my bar tab.

I can tip on my own.

I do not hear any blues rock coming out of them goddamn Keyes.

It sorta looks like Dr. Keyes is chastising Florida there.

This strip marks the first time that I've ever thought of my car keys as poon hounds.

But what about the airport?

What about the airport? I didn't hear anything?

No, no, it was the airport story. If you remember, the girl in the airport story was indeed the girl he introduced to Achewood, and she did end up banging some bass player named Pete.

I tells ya, I didn't hear anything. Only wind...

Auto ignore: Confusing folks since like a few weeks back when it was introduced.

I find it irritating when my keys ignore my auto, especially when I am already late.

Fooker is played by Randall Munroe. Problem solved.

I'm just saying.

http://xkcd.com/462/
This is what he was referencing.

Thanks. I didn't really want to provide a link, or proof that I read xkcd on a daily basis and really enjoy it.

If it wasn't for xkcd I would have never found Achewood SO THERE.

Same with me.

Wow. A chubby for calling Mr. Monroe a genius.

Don't forget, lil' buddy, thems fightin' words in these thar parts.

And this is why I'm surprised.

Guys, seriously. Come on. Not cool.

Yeah totally not cool to enjoy other forms of entertainment besides Achewood SO NOT COOL GUYS.

No, that's not what I'm saying. Just have some taste is all.

Be aware that I never actually said I liked xkcd on this thread. (Even though I do.)

Actually I think you did. A couple strips back there was a brutal war between you, me, and others where we (you and me) tried to argue for the relevance and humor in Dinosaur Comics and xkcd, respectively.

There was much bloodshed.

I can respect Dinosaur Comics. That is creative minimalism. Xkcd however, has never felt creative, funny, or original really.

Yeah, I did then, but not on this thread.

Says the guy with the Nedroid avatar.

Okay, it's cute. But is it funny?

yes.

Nedroid's comics are hilarious. So is Dinosaur Comics.

Yes, Nedroid is very hilarious. Did you see his 200 bad comics? Each one was better than xkcd.

The 200 Bad Comics thing was totally awesome. My favorite was the one where the swimming pool was on fire. I laughed so hard I cried.

Gotta love taco night, too. Bonk.

XKCD is really very awful

I have never found it to be 'shit the bed' awful, and occasionally, it can be quite clever. Could do without the graphs, though.

Sorry guys xkcd is Randall's attempt to cure me of my graph addiction. It hasn't worked yet. Still bangin those graphs.

You just put a big old smile on my face.

doublepluschubby

If you google "avatar comment synergy" OR "comment avatar synergy", ONLY achewood comments come up. It's unclear who was the first to use it -- first of all because the two oldest comments google shows are marked "two months ago", and second because I'm pretty sure Google isn't showing them all.

Anyone care to spend a couple hours looking into this for me? TYIA

Edit -- it appears that "icon-comment synergy" was also in play earlier. Also, the dubious term "avacon" might have been substituted at some point.

OMG Saul Bellow would so research this kind of thing via google.

I think surely this term was first applied to the Stephen Fryian stylings (or at least, mildly urbane stylings, let's not get carried away here) of spinynorman?

Koennte sein

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Hey, play nice with my neologism! I started the debate that led to these variations on iconavatar, et al.

Would you kindly...

...pick up that wrench?

...foind eh croo-bahr, ehr sumthin?

Don't tell me that's a spoiler. I haven't gotten that far yet...

I got it wrong...it was supposed to be, "Would you kindly pick up that two-way radio?" The first thing you get to do other than swim and walk in the game.

No, I meant if Andrew Ryan and Atlas were the same person. I mean, I heard there was a twist to the game. As I look and think about it, I'm glad that's probably not the case.

No, no no. They are not. The twist is intact. But be careful, someone posted it somewhere on Assetbar and that severely dampened it for me. Stay away from the Evaliant III/Mr. Teal arc comments.

[[disagreement box]]

Man, Bioshock came out like a year ago. Are you playing like 45 seconds a day

some people (like me) ain't had a chance to play it until recently. sure, it's also on Windows but my computer is rather aged so it wouldn't have been any fun to play. same with Halflife 2. i think i'm near the end...same with Portal. GLADoS says that the test is near its conclusion..which disappoints me. game was too fun to be so short...

Same here, same here. Only recently acquired a computer powerful enough to run Bioshock and Orange Box. Half Life blew my mind, and I was bettered by it.

i'd purchased HL2 for my pc but playing with most of the visuals on Medium quality and still waiting for very long loads wasn't my cuppa tea and really disappointing..besides the glorious water effects. seriously. love CG water. damp.

(along the same vein, who wants to buy a pc copy of Unreal Tournament 3? same issue.)

Fuck me, you are right.

CORRECT.

seriously. love CG clits. moist.

OH man, I have it (HL2) for Xbox360.

Imagine what he must feel like when his keys leap into his hands every morning, jittering and chinging in his hands, ready to open up those very Gates of Paradise.

And imagine his horror when dream becomes nightmare -- on opening the club one evening finds the staff has been replaced by real cheetahs, hungry irritated cheetahs with a taste for flabby inebriated horndogs.

Tragic.

Are you a kinky boy? Do you like it...you know...anally?

He likes to look out a window when he gets his commodores.

Someone who has their spam-marking privileges (why don't I? what the hell is up with this system?) please, spam it away.

i don't even know if anyone has it anymore.

I do . ..
Do I now have POWER?

yes. please engage.

You have power. Not REAL ULTIMATE POWER, but just plain ol' power.

Why the hell does HE get it? Maaaaaaaaaann

It's probably caused by a terminal brain tumour.

Will he be able to crack mirrors for a week too?

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME OR ILL LAME ALL OF YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE.

And find sickly missing children using telepathy, yes.

[confession:
Umm, when I actually tried to spam that I got the same message you go so umm I guess I'm a loser who doesn't actually deserve to live.]
*backs away in pure shame*

I have a feeling this week is going to end with a full-panel shot of Cornelius getting it on with a prostitute or other lady of the street.

The arc could also reintroduce the fine lady he met at the party.

No, no, I'm pretty sure he's gonna get it on with a prostitute.

Cornelius...Cornelius I'm a prostitute.

Oh damn...is Ray about to hook Connie up with a chicken hooker? Is her child...is it mixed race? Who knows?

I support this notion. I'm all for the induction of female major characters that are not Molly. Bringing back Tina might have been an attempt at this that was scrapped due to all the negative reviews she garnered.

At this point, making a case for Onstad's female voice is harder than making a case for Dostoyevsky's. I would be happier just to enjoy Molly's set-ups or one-liners, as well as her far more fleshed out blog.

Dostoevsky's what?
Dostoevsky has a female voice?
I'm confused.

pssst... *(the russian novelist does not write women well)

I liked Liza from Notes From Underground.

One woman of many.

Two dimensions for all of them.

I should read more of him but whenever I try I can only get through the first two hundred pages.

No, it's just that women really were only two-dimensional back then. Ask Pogo.

And all the paintings were in black and white, as I recall.

i believe it was the world that was in black and white, and the artists were crazy and used color.

P.S. The Medieval Church was right about everything.

I see you've been talking with Calvin's dad.

and the color was still really grainy until like the seventies.

(stay classy, San Diego.)
"i'm not even mad. i'm impressed!"

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

I like this movie.

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

maybe Onstad could collaborate with Gilbert Hernandez or something

And the alt text will be: "I have kept my word. If you can get off to this, that is your problem, not mine."

I wouldn't follow through with that link unless you work at a botanist's shop or you are a gynecologist.

This is even better than those dirty rock formations I linked to the other week.

But those were real.

Vaginas are real too

your point?

I still refuse to believe this until presented with concrete evidence.

Concrete vagina?

I don't know that's a bit of a stretch, I'm not sure if it's gonna slide.

That's what she said

Oh, he was totally trying to set that one up. Still, good work.

Yes. Yes. I was. I feared it was a tad to subtle, but I should never underestimate the posters of Achewood.

I have been to that pool.

I know that place. I know it.

Biblically.

I know this women, in a Biblical sense, and she ain't no nun.

"This is even better than those dirty rock formations I linked to the other week." -achilleselbow

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Welcome to...The Internet
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Goodness.

Is it strange that many of my typos would make sense if I were posting in longhand? [IMGS OFF]

CSI:Cerulean City
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I do not understand this Pokemon reference.

sje46! I choose you!

I'll be back by the end of the episode, and I will have learned a valuable lesson about growing up, and the human dignity that unites us all.

Also, BBcode.

Your stern-but-fair mentor will guide you through a musical montage in your quest to learn BBcode.

Then, speccer demands from lex how to make a certain BBcode string. Lex good-naturedly says he just doesn%u2019t know. I mean, how could he? This is his first day! Christ!

Holding the successfully-embedded image aloft, Lex shouts to the roaring crowds:
"I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL!
I AM A DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
I...AM LEX FUCKING SENTHUR!"

*casts rarely used Lexsenthur be gone spell*

This shows that I understand your reference.

Sure a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone what%u2019s going on (what%u2019s going on)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
Just show it all or it will take to long
That%u2019s called a montage (montage)
Ooh we want montage (montage)

Show a lot of things happening at once,
Remind everyone what's going on (what's going on)
And with every shot you show a little improvement
Just show it all or it will take too long
That's called a montage (montage)
Ooh we want montage (montage)
Everyone who has ever posted a lyric online can't spell, by definition.

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There's your mistake, lad.

If it isn't the gremlins, it's the imps. God damn it.

congratulations ubersplat, you are the guy who gave me my hundredth lame!

i am sorry you hate vaginas ubersplat,
i am very sorry that vaginas are lame

Maybe he just hates flowers. I understand the visual similarity between vaginas and flowers, but vaginas are way better. But in defense of flowers, you can get 12 of them for $20 at Safeway.

At my Safeway, you can also get 12 vaginas for $20.

Wait, maybe my keys are trying to get me laid!

Well actually they raised the price to 12/$24
:(

Vaginae! God, guys, we went over this.

Some men cringe at the mention of the word. vagina.

Some of those are very hard to believe.

I mean, the second one is like a ladies parts on a flower. The analogy of the bee in a flower has never been so accurately portrayed.

I felt I should lame you because I opened that in my university's library right between two chicks at adjacent computers. I thought I was about to see vaguely vaginal looking flowers a la the cover of that one Kings of Leon album. Instead I got actual vaginas photoshopped onto unlikely parts of flowers. Thanx. But I resisted the lame.

Two things:

I realized that actually calling them labias is more accurate than vaginas.

Also,
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It is more accurate, but still wrong.
Labia is already plural.

Labia is a word I do not use in any regular day conversation, and on especially good days, when I happen to find myself confronted by labia themselves, I can think of no time in which I would state their anatomical name.

"I'm just going to quickly spread your labia" is a very unsettling thing for a doctor to say to a patient.

Heyo!

Your left labium seems sore.

I part your labia with my nose.

pedantry corner

The visible portion of a woman's sex organ is actually called the vulva. The vagina is specifically the tube that goes to the uterus.

oh god my first post in like two weeks is a correction of ladypart terminology

No one is suprised, really man, Assetbar!

This is true.

The vagina might seem tubular when you insert a rod-like object in it, but it actually has a more circular shape, hence the design of the diaphragm.

That's what she said.

'She' being my health teacher.

who is to say they wouldnt start lezzin out

georgia o keefe does that to women, too, i think

such is the beauty of vag wheren't they ain't supposed to be none

I think showin ladies images of their reproductive organs and/or flowers is an ill-advised way to get them to lez out.

There are so many people getting head at the airport these days that it is becoming a hassle. Getting head in the bathroom, getting head while getting a crappy 8$ cup of burnt ass Starbucks coffee, getting head while slowly rotating around on the baggage claim. Please people, if you or getting or giving head in the ticket line, at least slowly shuffle along while you work and help keep everybody moving.

Don't diss baggage claim head. A new sucker every minute!

thank you for making me perverted, autrepoupee

She corrupted my fagile psyche.

FRAGILE. WITH AN R.

Fear not, Assetbar Philippe ...

verilee, i say unto thee, thou art not a false prophet; in sooth, thou art a true prophet, a prophet of heterosexuality.

You are so kind good sir.
You have pronounced me as a true straighto, and now my father needs not beat me anymore.

sure

I mean slip!

Are you Georgia O'Keefe?

Are you Georgie O'Queef?

Oooooohhhhh . . . .

And yes. Yes I am.

I LOVE FLOWERS. LOVE THEM.

ITS A MOUSE

WELCOME, DAIDAI, TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

I WASN'T READY I THOUGHT I WAS BUT CLEARLY I WASN'T

My keys are crawling over to the counter where the bottle of Jameson's is. Good night, nature.

I am sorry, but your membership has been revoked.

Now, try and get along with the rest of your day by not thinking about what, exactly, I meant by that.

Agreed.

Alexei Sayle knows what the beast with two backaches is all about.

Hopefully Ray and Beef will guide him toward someone whose underwear weighs less than three pounds.

Good call

yes, that IS unusual

my word, you must have gotten an inch from your screen to see that.

At least, I did.

Green represents life. So while Cornelius is still kickin and still a bad-ass sans ass, he will be akin only to a sack of bones edged around with life. This is a Catastrophe and it obviously effects Beef.

naw, it's an oops in the layers...
as of 7pm, it's been changed to black...
Unless, the skull was created with a default of 3 chubbies...

You are an oops in the layers

I heard some guy made an oops in your girlfriend's layers.

'TURKS

anyone know how to make it so you can see wide pics like this on assetbar?

It's a special thing only available to breast-men.

how does assetbar know?

Howdy stranger. Nice to see ya.

A Breast Man is given the option to slum it in a ghetto-booty if he wishes to.

Did someone say my name?

Goodness me, a Breastman. Are you of the Pennsylvania Breastmans?

GLEEEE!!!! He's back to get the family together! I told you he was real. All it took was Hamscout usurping his throne

Download assetbarrista.
Or open image in new tab.

...or, the creator could have sized it correctly in P-shop.

Aww jeez oh pete! Now edwell's here, and I just feel like a fake.

What if it's a sign like the lone rollerskate?

It is a calavera verde Monday?

The Boffin has possessed the shingle?

Beef is getting Cornelius laid to face down his own fears of death?

Or did Chris Onstad forget to erase the tracing lines?

'Mere mention of a popular automotive marque or dandy new singer'

Will this seriously work? I've been trying way to hard if this is all I needed to do.

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord!

Hello there. Mika.

Hey baby, have you driven a Ford lately?

Is this a new arc I smell?

Ha-haaaaaaawwwwww yeah!

Oh boy! Oh boy, I hope I score!!

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you are a very young lady.

Where did you get your internet license, I will want to report this.

no, that is the smell of the slime on the dancers' pole. new arc smells more nutmeggy

My theory is that it's one huge arc that results in every character getting laid. This is part 2.

Do this, Onstad.
Do this.

but phillipe is only little!

Phillipe is five.

...five inches from the floor!!!

We haven't seen Ultrapeanut in a while . . . .

Teodor needs it so bad, Onstad. He hasn't gotten laid since Achewood began.

Sorry, man, Teodor not getting laid is how Onstad solidifies the metaphor of Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. It just ain't gonna happen in this lifetime.

I guess Onstad will forever be down on small hung guys.

It is so, so true,
Small peni are sad in sight.
Chubs to the pittance.

Well hey there Kamet
How is this for a haiku?
I'm a tap that ass.

I like yours better.
Ass-tapping more fun than head.
Jaw gets way too sore.

Your ass never gets sore?

I like that little grunt you gave, like you jacked off and this suave piece of Photoshop buggery just came jizzin out.

Do it again.

I EAT LIGHTNING AND EJACULATE PHOTOSHOPS

YES

Poor Teo.
:(.

I am no expert, but surely strip clubs are not good places to pick up women?


Unless Beef is expecting Cornelius to pay for it.

If Cornelius is going to pay for it at a strip club, it is not going to be very good or with anyone very good, and I doubt Cornelius is quite willing to allow any old sloppy pair of flaps held in by a ham sack to smother his Johnson. If he is just going to be visually stimulated and ultimately frustrated I cannot see Cornelius being particularly gracious to his compadres.

It's easy to get laid at a strip club. You just have to be willing to dress as a lady and take it in the can from horny men. Works like a charm, eh Pogo?

No can do-do, hedonbaby.

Hedonismbot makes me cry. But he is full of wisdom of the world, so I have to suffer through it.

Before any of you call the cops, I don't make him cry in that way. He is five.

No, Achewood Philippe is five. Assetbar Philippe is nineteen. He is in college.
Now can I please take this diaper off? Five-year-olds don't even wear diapers.

They do when they are insinuated to take it in the can by Hedo as much as you.

Chubby for "doo-doo can", pogo...

Merci, hammie.

This is an EXTREMELY important point, as it separates those who truck from those who should be scrubbed from the earth.

Man, just look at that beard

He probably finds things in it sometimes

It is like finding the prize in a box of Cracker Jacks

All working on his truck, pulling his socket wrench out of his beard.

"Grah, wrong size bit." *thrusts hand deep into beard and searches a bit more* "There's tha damn 'leven-sixteent's."

I am the proprietor of a not entirely dissimilar beard. I found some weed in it the other night. Truly, this was a prize. Were Cracker Jack prizes more along these lines, I assume profits would increase even in these dire financial times.

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This is so going up as a backup avataricon.

The last two i have held very mixed feelings for.

This one, however, is great. Old people sex is inherently funny.

then it's hilarious.

:(
My grandmother is old. That's not funny.

Her dying mid-sex is, however.

I dunno, it scared the hell outta me last time that happened. Maybe it was fun for the studio audience, but I was barely able to finish

"Hedonismbot back to queasiness-inducing top form." - The Guardian

I'm sure you think he just comes up with this stuff out of thin air, but I'm pretty sure that's a real Japanese game show I saw once. You had to do stunt jumps on a unicycle over a row of strippers, and if you muffed the landing (so to speak) you had to engage in coitus with the elderly.

Or something. It didn't make any sense. None of those shows do, and they're still better than 99% of the stuff American network television puts out.

My point being, hedonismbot really needs to work on that 360 into a cherry pick combo.

That's why I go on assetbar (among other things) instead of watch television.

The goal of the game is to projectile vomit into your partner's mouth. The team who can do this at the greatest separation with the least spillage gets to ride the unicycle. There are no winners.

mine is in Heaven, now.

go away.

i was old once too

I see an arc coming that begins like an American Pie movie (horny, reeking of hormones and Old Spice) and ending like a film version of an Emily Post etiquette book (what we need more of is CLASS).

EDWELL

The Man has come back around.

hamscout, you've kept his throne warm long enough.
Not that you ruled poorly in his absence.

I've always yielded to his greater talent, hoping only to someday glimpse a few rays of my own praise...

[IMGS OFF]

Sweet cherry coke. If Edwell had his own T.V. show, it would easily be good enough for Fox to cancel it after three to four seasons.

I theorise that the source of his power is a painted portrait under a sheet in the attic of his home. Everytime he photoshops something, the man in the picture produces a piece of work with a single flaw.

And me without any chubbies left. Is sad. Is so sad. A virtual chubbie for you!

Finally, a joke about someone older than me!

Some days, you just know you've got it. This is one of those days, edwell. A masterpiece.

Judging from his previous comment history, that was definitely not posted by the actual owner of that account. Your commentary may be accurate.

I think the /b/ has a leak.

Seriously young lady, what a rotten application of one's self!

That's what I said!

When I was your age, all we had was Rotten! And you know what, we were happy with that, thank you very much! Our shock images came with guffaws and wry commentary, not memes and masturbation!

Also, Rotten was like a drop in the bucket of nasty chum that /b/ is. Never have I seen such things, n e v e r . . .

Rotten is high class shock. Tristan Farnon is a genius.

Interestingly, the only thing I ever read on rotten.com was an article about The Shocker. Keep your horrible images of the dead, thanks.

Ah, yes. The Shocker.

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Quite probably the lamest Spider-Man villain of them all.

Even I know what he's talking about.

I do too, but this is funnier.

every few minutes i see this picture from Rotten, oh so many years ago:

It was like, a transsexual, I think. Or a very ugly woman, wearing a horrible black fright-wig, in a red fishnet bodysuit, and she, or he, had a lobster either inside, or right near their genitals.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? The guy wasn't dead or anything, he just had a lobster next to his junk, which I think was tucked in or something.

Huh?

Lobster:

one worse than Crabs.

Lobster Junk's super power is that his [hushhushhush] is shaped like a [hushhushhush], only without the the shell.

Also he can insert his **** into his own *** while punching himself in the face.

That should be reasonable. Assetbar is kind of a miniature /b/.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*inhale*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Seriously.

(in before *I move away from the mic to breathe in*)

Assetbar is in no way a miniature /b/. Every web community with a sense of humor has its similarities to it, yes, but we have boundaries. Except for hedonismbot.

And that poor soul Dr. Manflesh.

Where did he go?

I imagine him hitchhiking across Tibet, on the search for enlightenment.