i love this one so much i did the transcription. this is not an invitation to try and do better.
brosaurus » pro4 months ago
You are a good person.
william » neu3 years ago
Teodor is actually giving a fairly conservative estimate here. Even if only half of a percent of the world toked, that would mean there are at least 30 perfect Swiss men buying.
peterjoel » neu2 years ago
The Swiss don't toke. It's a fact.
charchar » neu2 years ago
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuTc_liKS4&feature=related}I beg to differ[/url]
Teodor's logic is faulty. You don't need to be a perfect Swiss man to buy from a perfect Swiss joint-rolling company.
saint » neu2 years ago
that, and does supply create demand? That seems like backwards thinking to me. Very risky backwards thinking.
achilleselbow » neu2 years ago
Sure it does. Think of HDTV and such things. Before they came out, I don't think anyone was sitting around watching their regular TV going "Man, this image quality is terrible - I can't see a thing! When will they finally figure out a way to have a thousand times the pixels?"
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
No joke, that was my dad.
Though he's an engineer.
tekende » pro1 years ago
Yeah, and it's not like there's no demand for such a product. More a case of a product specifically filling a general need/desire.
Like, we've always wanted to be able to take our whole music collection with us in a portable format, but until the ipod came along, we didn't know exactly what format we wanted.
dissembly » neu2 months ago
That wasn't "supply" that created the demand, that was advertising and a poor education system.
nonemorenegative » neu2 years ago
Indeed; I can see high-end Rap stars and middle-rung wannabes hooking up with Perfect Jays, far more ostentatious than rolling your own with a baggier bought from a white guy with awful dreadlocks.
3n » pro3 years ago
"chemistry people hair" is certainly one of the greatest Achewood lines, ever.
petitegitan » pro3 years ago
That or "I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life". In this strip, these lines are definitely tied for awesomeness.
trevor » neu3 years ago
"I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life" was also the reason I gave this a 5.
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Lyle is clearly the one on the ball there.
rasalghul » pro4 months ago
Lyle looks like he's going to offer Ray and T some frittata.
ferdinand » neu2 years ago
i was a huge fan of "unforgivingly precise." wow.
nagsworth » neu2 years ago
The whole argument is why I gave this a 5. The conflict is brilliant.
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
I really want to give that comment a five. That irrelevant remark was fantastic.
cpnglxynchos » neu11 months ago
yes, ferdie. this is also how i felt.
rumblefish » neu1 years ago
Having said that Lyle still wants to start a joint company 68% more than most people.
never_die » pro3 years ago
you're such a douche! get in the established market, you frickin pansy!
direhaggis » pro3 years ago
Lyle actually puts down his booze in the last panel to make a point. He's pissed.
mortshire » pro3 years ago
It is a perfect...logo!
the_doz » neu2 years ago
There is no reason that this should make me laugh as much as it does.
tombsgrave » pro3 years ago
"Mexican yeyo boys" are now a general-issue threat when describing a place. "That Wal-Mart over yonder has crap security, so there's lots of shoplifting. Also, Mexican yeyo boys will cut you up like a well-share ham sandwich."
aperson » neu3 years ago
"Come on! Compete in the established marketplace, you pussy!"
FIVE.
dougthehead » pro3 years ago
indeed. I've thought of getting a job in marketing simply so I can one day say that to a spiky-haired marketing drone who wets his pants when he hears the word "paradigm shift."
deancain29 » neu3 years ago
I like Lyle's issues!
jesler729 » neu3 years ago
Not once has Lyle wanted to start a joint company less than he does right now.
nicolae » pro2 years ago
Ah, to light a jay that is unforgivingly precise...
nicolae » pro2 years ago
stuart » neu2 years ago
This silent comment actually compliments the one before it pretty well.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
He's lost in reverie.
_cheesekayke » neu2 years ago
This may be my favorite Lyle line ever.
clever-nickname » neu2 years ago
Why would the Swiss man's lighter make a crisp click? Swiss people crave silence.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Ok, I'll try to explain. They'd like silence, sure, but also if your zippo is silent when it opens, it's like it doesn't work, you know? it takes from the experience, and as swiss, they need the experience to be Perfect.
That, and if it was silent you could totally start a lot of accidental fires around.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
Yeyo, or llello, is slang for cocaine.
I learned this listening to Bone Thugz-N-Harmony.
philosophe » pro2 years ago
Yay, yak, blow, white, snow, the list goes on just like their flow
phthoggos » neu2 years ago
I spent a lot of time thinking about the things that those men said
apocowarg » neu2 years ago
as a Vermont resident i can certify that there are many dumbfucks wandering around who fit that logo perfectly.
thatcrazycommie » neu2 years ago
Even Lyle has standards.
c_dizzle » pro2 years ago
I hope my hair doesn't look like that when I grow up and become a dealer.
Wait, what?
rowboat » pro2 years ago
An over-priced, over-glorified ice cream dealer?
varnish » neu2 years ago
Lyle actually seems pretty hurt that Teodor made him look fat. Fat, and equipped with non little orphan annie eyes.
hereward » neu2 years ago
but Lyle is fat though?
sp1derbaby » neu1 years ago
But that's no reason to draw him fat.
beansdooma » neu2 years ago
i need to find some dumbfucks from vermont
phthoggos » neu2 years ago
The typeface of the logo is not quite Comic Sans.
cherubrocker22 » neu2 years ago
This might be my favorite Achewood.
Also, in case you were wondering, this is the first page that comes up if you Google "unforgivingly precise."
Mr. Bear is an inventor. Would we know this without the blogs?
epicurus » neu2 years ago
If Marijuana was marketed like Ray describes there, I would without a doubt start buying it. I have to say that the idea here might have potential. Could I one day be that man flaming an unforgivingly precise jay?
drake » neu2 years ago
I guess neither of them have seen THESE before. I would hate to have to break the news to them, but i guess they wouldn't really be in a position to care, after using it a couple of times.
jbushnell » neu2 years ago
Has Teodor ever done a good piece of graphic design? Survey says: no
kovatch » pro2 years ago
I smoke dem J's.
HAHA! AWESOME!
erinye » neu2 years ago
Wow, huge burn on Ben and Jerry's out of nowhere.
autrepoupee » neu2 years ago
Lyle is so concerned about being portrayed as the fat guy of the partnership.
laserblade » neu1 years ago
The Silent Bob, if you will.
puguglypress » neu1 years ago
Teodor should stick to cooking.
benthecartoon » pro1 years ago
Once again, Ray's business ideas put a bad taste in Lyle's mouth and ruin his dreams of entrepreneurship. Way to learn your lesson from the Sani-Taco.
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Though he's an engineer.
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Like, we've always wanted to be able to take our whole music collection with us in a portable format, but until the ipod came along, we didn't know exactly what format we wanted.
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FIVE.
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That, and if it was silent you could totally start a lot of accidental fires around.
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I learned this listening to Bone Thugz-N-Harmony.
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Wait, what?
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Also, in case you were wondering, this is the first page that comes up if you Google "unforgivingly precise."
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Lyle: car smoke soon smoke
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Mr. Bear: I have invented a machine.
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HAHA! AWESOME!
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