Suttle-[See Sutler.] To act as sutler; to supply provisions and other articles to troops.
Batman knows what he's talking about.
wjon » neu6 months ago
subtle, cpnglxynchos, subtle
redmange » neu5 months ago
All of you knock this off right now.
invidious » neu1 months ago
overt, redmange, overt
mabel » pro2 years ago
this is my favorite strip. that's all.
gunsofray » neu10 months ago
Hi.
weretrout » neu6 months ago
Seconded
jstegall » pro2 years ago
I almost wet myself when I read this one.
shmuckeles » neu2 years ago
i had to leave the room. noone else in the house got it. then i had to move house.
heatbag » pro2 years ago
This strip still blows me away 3 years later.
The definition of a classic.
wotan » neu1 years ago
If you don't like this, you don't like Achewood. It doesn't get any better.
ck » neu1 years ago
Folks don't seem to realize this is a strip reference, not religious indoctrination.
slalvation » neu2 years ago
See, I never get why people say that. Joke explanations crack me up.
blarghamagarky » neu2 years ago
like 34% of alt texts are Onstad explaining jokes and it is always hilarious
zapatos » neu1 years ago
The joke is that the cat and stuffed bear are spying on another cat who is not very familiar with computers.
johnnyc » neu2 years ago
I don't think his admittedly limited computer skills have as much to do with it as the fact that using the browser was the quickest way he could do it.
salo » neu2 years ago
Also the rayest way.
bixschmix » neu2 years ago
He used a Program.
ahab » pro1 years ago
That's half the idea.
You also gotta realise that there's a clock ticking in the background. So that the third and fourth panel actually read (with italics being thought, and make sure you get the slow beat right:
TICK
RB "Now he's googlin' for a picture of a motorcycle" Hmmm. Ray must be getting a new bike. Hope it won't be like last time
TICK
T "he chooses one" That is one mad pair of wheels. But why the hell he gotta show us off like that.
TICK
RB "And shrinks the browser all down real small"
RB Oh shucks, why don't he use that macro I wrote him to do that... Wait what is he trying to do
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RB T O.M.G. R.a.y.
tangles » neu1 years ago
did it possibly occur to anyone that bill mac may have very well been being sarcastic? i'm a raging asshole too, so it makes sense to me to do something like this
psychology » neu2 years ago
it doesn't take a four-year degree to know funny, just like it doesn't take working at McDonald's to know an obese person when you see one.
saint » neu2 years ago
Elijah Wood is obese. Look at the Pat Fuck You Friday.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
I don't want to be mean, but if you don't get this, I think this might be more your speed. Enjoy.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Bahahaha. All of those are so funny, but not in the manner they were intended to be.
Like Godzilla films, or Plan 9 from Outer Space.
dominus101 » pro2 years ago
Look, I don't know what you think you're doing, but I am Marmaduke. You do not speak about me that way!
dutch » neu2 years ago
only because climbing it is kinda cliche.
notself » pro2 years ago
Aww yeah.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
I don't know why I love this one so much.
But I do.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
I waited for a long time but this never happened.
kazad » pro2 years ago
Nice reference
cbtbone » neu2 years ago
Still the best possible use of Google/the internet in general.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
I find a picture of a pretty girl, then I use paint to put my head on her. That's my usual christmas card.
Actually the before mentioned was a lie, but it wont be for very long.
waferman » neu1 years ago
You mean aforementioned.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
Sure.
digdugz » neu2 years ago
Strips like this are the essence of Achewood.
jstegall » pro2 years ago
The alt text rocks too. "Poor kids love playing this game in the library."
slab64 » neu2 years ago
I totally was that kid...game loses it's appeal pretty quick, though.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Poor kids are pretty accustomed to losing things. Poor kids are hilarious!
laserblade » neu1 years ago
Hey Roast Beef, you're poor. How come?
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
he is poor 'cos he loses things. he is a loser.
anomalous3 » pro2 years ago
I don't think anyone notices yet another (this time not so subtle) that teodor is a voyeuristic perv. Not that there's anything wrong with that...but we all know about ray and ladies sitting on cakes.
wharfrat » pro2 years ago
ray..brilliant like a child...or winnie the pooh
hollis » neu2 years ago
Yes; both children and Pooh know about simple pleasures. Rock on, Ray.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Pooh just loved those sugar rushes. The shows were carefully edited to avoid showing the mean streak Pooh got in when he couldn't get his sugar on.
Piglet all stuffed in a jar, begging Pooh to let him out
My brother got me a signed framed opy of thisfor my birthday :D
jar » neu2 years ago
Your brother is Awesome.
dogzilla » pro2 years ago
All time favourite
centipede_damascus » pro2 years ago
I did this once as a child, only with a picture of a 1968 Ford Mustang.
davidbs » pro2 years ago
I do this. Except instead of a motorcycle it's a Bugatti. And instead of Mt. Everest, it's a crowd scene as my desktop.
closefriend » pro2 years ago
I hope it's the L'oreal Group Lotion Awareness Bugatti.
boredom_man » neu2 years ago
And the Bugatti lands on the crowd, and you are the winner.
zem » neu2 years ago
um i think everyone starts with a default avatar from a set
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
hahaha things got pretty nasty pretty quick there
overmedicated » neu2 years ago
Rowboat: Dick.
divot » neu2 years ago
Why, sir! Is that the dashing and authoritative figure of Thornton Reed I espy in your avatar?
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Overmedicated sums it up pretty well. What other sort of person would shoot his mouth off in such a way while knowing so little about the Way Things Are? I was such a mouthy kid two months ago. It's really no wonder that there are still some people here who lame me automatically.
overmedicated » neu9 months ago
Once... once.
Those were the good times...
zapatos » neu1 years ago
yeah, that was billmac. Scroll up next time.
flim » pro2 years ago
This strip is pure gold, kudos.
1000hz » neu2 years ago
I had forgotten the greatness of strip. For this I thank you, Assetbar.
dubreign » neu2 years ago
a simple dude
leggotheego » neu2 years ago
This is one of those strips that defines Ray's character.
delzhand » neu2 years ago
It really is what we do when we think no one is watching that defines us!
sirhan_duran » neu1 years ago
i have never thought no one was watching, as long as i've lived
deancain29 » pro2 years ago
i did this earlier. it amused me a great deal.
never_die » pro2 years ago
i love the Beef and Teodor play-by-play
featurelessvoid » pro2 years ago
Whee! It's fun to see a sophisticated dude such as Ray indulge in such stupid fun. He may not know how to make animations on his computer, but the man gets things done.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
I heard he has a tonka truck.
snakpacattack » pro2 years ago
This is one of the best things ever... I do this from time to time as well.
bendy4 » neu2 years ago
My first grade teacher told us that a genius is never bored. Anyone ever seen Ray bored?
BBCode fail aside, that managed to make me crack up really loud in the middle of the night.
I wonder if Ray listens to epic music when he does this?
rowboat » pro2 years ago
I love these epic BBCode melees more than anything. I'm a veteran.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
By the way, that was fucking awesome. Thank you.
lechatbotte » neu1 years ago
Way cool! (But it doesn't mix well with the Bauhaus I was listening to.)
deusoma » neu2 years ago
There are no icons on Ray's desktop.
ricnine » neu2 years ago
Icons would damage the illusion of a real motorcycle jumping over a real mountain. Haha
sorcerouswolf » neu2 years ago
First Achewood I've ever read. I love it.
flandrin » con2 years ago
Probably one the funniest things I've ever seen in any medium, ever.
luckypyjamas » pro2 years ago
this was the first one i read, it's still my favorite.
rexsjain » pro2 years ago
why is the rating 4.8??????
the_doz » pro2 years ago
I bet the guy who invented Comic Sans goes through and gives all the strips a 1. Adjust your ratings accordingly.
salvagebar » pro1 years ago
I don't think Vincent Connare reads Achewood.
foetus_punch » neu2 years ago
A few weeks ago, I was exceedingly stoned, and so I decided to get a picture of ray's face, make it my background, bring up this comic and shrink the browser down real small, and jump it over ray.
Remember, kids: always read achewood stoned!
the_stoned_one » neu2 years ago
they can also use the second screen to enjoy pictures of ladies mashing up birthday cakes with their bottoms
the_prophet » pro2 years ago
This is infact the first strip I've read
jonnay » neu2 years ago
These are the ideas I wish I had when I approach a blank sheet of paper.
crev_gibax » neu2 years ago
I just signed up so I could say this is the single funniest strip of hilarity I have ever read.
vermy » pro2 years ago
Ray is a man of simple pleasures. Such a man is hard to find these days.
captainphaze » neu2 years ago
As soon as I read this, I started Remote Desktopping people just to see what they were up to. This, unfortunately did not arise. For shame, my workplace.
Alright, people. That's fucked up. Whether or not you give a damn about what the blog girl does, marking it lame is just obnoxious.
envika » neu2 years ago
725 chubbies vs. 5 lames?
seems there aren't many of these "people"
straw » neu2 years ago
But all of them are lame.
fermatprime » neu1 years ago
As of 3/7/09, it is 5690 vs 17. I believe this may make xiaomimi the regular poster with the highest chubby-to-lame ratio (like, 330 ) but I ain't gonna check.
stormagnet » pro2 years ago
I applaud your public service efforts, xiaomimi. Whenever I have a chubby left when I hit the bottom of the page, it goes to you.
em2 » pro2 years ago
Everest.
Because it's there.
dwodles » neu2 years ago
The alt text alone gives me hell of such as a girl-boner. ...if that even exists.
direhaggis » neu2 years ago
Pay sites abound.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
Isn't it like the third comic? Like that red button in the turkey... Done!
cpnglxynchos » neu7 months ago
Yikes!
zapatos » neu7 months ago
pix?
jthm_guitarist » pro2 years ago
Another elusive Achewood that makes me laugh out LOUD.
Even when he knows no one is around, Ray is always doing something funny.
mattylite » pro2 years ago
I think maybe 15% of the funniness is from Teodor's lo-tech labelling of the "Ray" monitor. But 15% of infinity is, like, still infinity, right?
aliiis » pro1 years ago
Yes. I guess that I'm retarded, but when I first read this one I was thinking it was funny/awesome that Ray had labelled his own monitor 'RAY' in large, childish capitals - like as though the last three panels were a kind of 'cut to: what Ray's doing' scene. Then thought oh no, wait, remote desktop, that is just a marker for T and RB as shown in the first panel and Ray probably does not actually have an upside-down post-it note claiming his monitor as his own. Actually, I think I like to think he does. So both ways work?
voloshg » pro1 years ago
The simplicity is astounding. Sorry, I'm new at this so I can't add to each strip as much as analyze it.
This is also the most pure, simple expression of the appeal of video games. I will show it to the next person who fails to see why people play video games. This game could be called "Fuck you, fucking giant mountain, I fucking owned you with my fucking bicycle"
kovatch » pro1 years ago
Snap Love it
getlaid » neu1 years ago
This is why at work I use a proxy site to do all my "extracurricular" surfing...
mrectomy » pro1 years ago
Alt text seals the deal on this 5.
sparhawk » pro1 years ago
That does it.
I'm going through the archive again.
crazymatt08 » neu1 years ago
my favorite of all time
crack up every time i see it
thedrizzle » pro1 years ago
Well, I know how I'm going to kill the weekend.
kikineko » neu1 years ago
And I thought Ray was doing something inappropriate on his computer.
skiddysmith » neu1 years ago
i do this all of the time.
machegav » pro1 years ago
Does anybody else remember studying a children's novel in elementary school called The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary? A reference to other literature dealing with talking animals, I suppose.
biff » neu1 years ago
You have to know how to make the noise that makes the toy motorcycle go.
And have a helmet made from a ping pong ball.
zanello » neu1 years ago
It is amazing how you can perform the "Everest bike ride" in a matter of minutes. Gotta love google images.
bielebog » pro1 years ago
Perfect.
sunshinerhythm » pro1 years ago
I love the simplicity of this. I'm a new achewood convert.
stonecrab » pro1 years ago
damn ice tea just came outta my nose! Ow!
sniffy » con1 years ago
if that isn't what most of us do, anyway
m-dynamite » neu9 months ago
This was the final line that sold Achewood to me lock, stock, and barrel.
zapatos » neu7 months ago
Ultros!
gregory » neu7 months ago
There is an outside outside of my house.
kelrith » pro7 months ago
man i hope onstad brings this ray-snooping monitor back in later sets.
puguglypress » neu5 months ago
Yeah it's such a good setup!
nathan » neu5 months ago
Probably my favourite alt-text yet
nixnada » pro4 months ago
This was my first Achewood strip. After reading this, I went back to the first and read through to the most recent. Then I went back to the start again. Not interesting, but ALL TRUE.
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Batman knows what he's talking about.
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The definition of a classic.
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You also gotta realise that there's a clock ticking in the background. So that the third and fourth panel actually read (with italics being thought, and make sure you get the slow beat right:
TICK
RB "Now he's googlin' for a picture of a motorcycle"
Hmmm. Ray must be getting a new bike. Hope it won't be like last time
TICK
T "he chooses one"
That is one mad pair of wheels. But why the hell he gotta show us off like that.
TICK
RB "And shrinks the browser all down real small"
RB Oh shucks, why don't he use that macro I wrote him to do that... Wait what is he trying to do
TICK
RB T O.M.G. R.a.y.
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Like Godzilla films, or Plan 9 from Outer Space.
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But I do.
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Actually the before mentioned was a lie, but it wont be for very long.
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Piglet all stuffed in a jar, begging Pooh to let him out
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Those were the good times...
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But he's still a genius.
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that is not funny.
that is
the terrible idea of the week
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[url=It becomes better with <a href=http://achewood.ytmnd.com/>epic music</a>]Epic Music[/url]
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I wonder if Ray listens to epic music when he does this?
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Remember, kids: always read achewood stoned!
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Ray: What the hell, man?
Roast Beef: almost feelin' good today
Mr. Bear: Rematch.
Lyle: nice beans
Onstad: Still no Teodor
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seems there aren't many of these "people"
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Because it's there.
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Even when he knows no one is around, Ray is always doing something funny.
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I'm going through the archive again.
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crack up every time i see it
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And have a helmet made from a ping pong ball.
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