Exhaling is different from making noise. It's harder to just breathe out audibly for a sustained period than it is to continually make a sound with your voice

Sadly, those people are trained to ignore you...

Because he put that chicken head in that woman's box of Mcnuggets, obviously.

It was just another afternoon in the life of Nice Pete

time for a trip to mickey d's

That IS a hard thing to do.

You people are all so talky.

Nice Pete owns the Mystery Machine.

Didn't Phillipe's mother warn him about this type of situation?

One must wonder how many McDonalds Nice Pete is still actually allowed in...

there are Notices about him in break rooms and under counters.

All with grainy security-cam photos

Nice Pete is probably a fan of Chris Cunningham music videos.

chubby for that avatar

I assume you're referencing the Aphex Twin video for "Come to Daddy". Very apropos.

Yeah, I like to think that Nice Pete's creation myth is very similar to that video.

That is a straight up serial killer van.

Looks like a Dodge. I had a white Ford van like that. Piece of junk except the motor was an unkillable beast.

It looks confused. Like the headlights are eyes going all opposite of cross-eyed.

I don't know I guess what I am trying to say here is that I think serial killers should drive vans that look less confused. I'm sorry.

Man the most I could ever pull off was six seconds

Nice Pete was a workin' man

Early in the morning at the break of day, I think we all know what Nice Pete used to do.

Sometimes the best response is just to scream and shake. Doesn't matter who you're talking to, you win that argument.

Yeah, it sort-of looks "retarded", you know, all, eyes pointing outward in two different directions, stupid flat grin on its face

I can't help but wonder where he got that van since he drove his last one into a bunch of dental workers.

*points to corner of room*

there are some of their hands.

Panel 3 happens to me way too often.

Nice Pete breaks at least two driving guidelines in this strip.

Haha, this was on my 21st birthday!

lol i went up to the top after i read this comment to check how old i would have been, and it was on my 17th birthday :D you're exactly 4 years older then me :P you're nearly 27 oldie :P

awww dammit >.< i forgot those were american dates and not english that to me reads 11th of march but it's the 3 of november isn't it lol

I can put my legs behind my back, but I don't see how that helps during sex.

Especially since I'm male.

and don't like the freaky stuff

Nice Pete is one of those characters I feel kinda ashamed for enjoying so damn much, and this is a pretty clear example as to why.

5, 5, a thousand 5's, ten thousand 5's!