Philippe and the Couch  04/05/2006 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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dougthehead » neu 2 years ago
Onstad knows how to write little kids. When I was a kid I couldn't stand to throw my old shoes away.
thunderbat » pro 2 years ago
I still can't stand to part with most things.
saint » neu 2 years ago
Vlad had his moment of tearful agony over the loss of his taxi-driver hair cut.
i_love_kate » neu 1 years ago
I think you did.
undyingsong » neu 9 months ago
Because women can't stand to part with most things, apparently.
androo » neu 2 years ago
I remember crying when we had to get rid of an old blanket I had, maybe when I was 9 or so. I had that thing forever. It was huge and fluffy and plaid, but all the fluff came out :(
charchar » pro 1 years ago
I still do this. I recently got a new hoodie after realising my old one had holes in the cuffs, elbow, pockets, hem, and was about four shades lighter than it used to be. The old hoodie has yet to make its way into the trash after serving me well the duration of sophomore and half of junior year. I named it Muriel. The new one is called Halifax.)
ffwhhros12 » neu 1 years ago
Chubbied for A Softer World. Is SO good.
sirfrederick » neu 1 years ago
I had a nice jacket which went with everything (grey/brown linen, four-button.) It died. It died so much there was a big hole in the back where the lining was coming out. I've stopped wearing it but I can't bring myself to get rid of it yet. It deserves a decent send-off, you know?
greenkoolayd » neu 7 months ago
make something out of it that you can use. or get someone else to make something out of it if youre not into making stuff...
mustakrakesh » neu 1 years ago
weird dude, that is hella weird.
greenkoolayd » neu 7 months ago
make something out of it that you can use. or get someone else to make something out of it if youre not into making stuff...
tragicone » neu 2 years ago
I dunno, I was not likely the common child but I was pretty unattached to material things as a child.
rumblefish » neu 1 years ago
That's ok as long as you weren't smug about it.
unsentletter » pro 1 years ago
This actually happened to me: my old, battered mattress was switched for a new, plump one back when I was about nine. That night at bedtime, I snuck out into the hallway where my old mattress was waiting to be taken out next to the front door, bringing my pillow and blanket with me, and tried to sleep on that old familiar frame one last time.

I was caught by my parents, and sent to my room to sleep on the new, somehow-too-newly-cushy mattress, crying all the way.

Though the "new" mattress broke-in and became "mine," the memory of being unwanting/unwilling to let the old one go still stays with me.

Onstad captures that blind powerful overwhelming need to keep in your life the "things-that-have-been-there-ever-since-[you]-have."

Maybe it's just me.
jbushnell » neu 1 years ago
This is the saddest thing
tonyhighwind » neu 1 years ago
I never felt this way until my dog died when I was 16. Let me tell you, it does no-one any good to wait sixteen years to feel this way about something, especially when that something is the dog that grew up with you. It hurts so bad it's like life is punching you in the ear for an hour and never getting tired.
redheron » neu 10 months ago
it felt like that when my dog died. I was 19. I had had her since I was five. The first thing I really remember with any clarity is dad bringing her home and seeing this little black labrador puppy sleeping in this peach basket in the backseat of his crappy old buick..

): does not even begin to cover it.
riotdejaneiro » pro 1 months ago
Be stronk! Everythink must end, redheron. You must haf strength to be a ... man? Wait, I got this...Nevermind.

But seriously, that is the saddest thing. A million times ):


suprememongoose » pro 2 years ago
I really like this arc. It's a bit dark, but it's one of my favorites.
catachresis » neu 2 years ago
Aye, me too. Unbelievable that we didn't get loads of filler after the GOF. We just plunged right into something adventurous, dark, and awesome. Proper golden age right here.
keithcozz » neu 2 years ago
NOBODY seconded "Proper golden age right here?" For shame.
saru » neu 2 years ago
I think the chubbies are seconds. Or in this case, up to twenty-fifths.
I also seconded it in my heart.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
The problem with seconding this is that Achewood never stops being brilliant. Plus calling something golden age after a couple years seems premature.
achilleselbow » neu 2 years ago
It's funny how you consider anything that's not part of some epic story arc as 'filler'. Most of my favorite strips are one-offs.
snowman » neu 4 months ago
In fairness, I don't think he meant that *everything* else is filler -- but there IS filler, filler does exist in Achewood, and if there was a time when it was excusable, it would be after something as awesome as the GOF. And it's extra awesome that Onstad had this up his sleeve for dessert.

There, aren't you glad I cleared that matter up, a year later?
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
I'm not sure what puckey is, but I'm going to guess that I don't want to pour it over any sundaes.
luckypyjamas » neu 2 years ago
puckey = basically shit

bullpuckey = bullshit
epicurus » pro 2 years ago
I would totally take a sheriff's badge at that age. Or now.
hellaedgar » pro 2 years ago
I have one. From Big Bear Lake. Some deputies gave me sass one time and said they were going to take me in for impersonating an officer.
cailetshadow » neu 2 years ago
Don't hold it against them, the primary duty of deputies is to sass.
anonymous44 » neu 2 years ago
sass and strut, sass and strut
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
sass, strut, harass the boyfriends of girls they could never get in school
jackparsons » neu 2 years ago
Your sheriff's badge: never leave home without it.

whuppins » pro 2 years ago
I think this is as close as Vlad has gotten to being a badass.
geesycreesy » pro 2 years ago
Yeah, I agree. I like his poetic prose about what it is to be a man, even when it comes to discarded furniture! It seems like, given the right circumstances of a vague emotional connection to a person, Vlad would totally commit his camaradarie, offer beautiful yet manly words of encouragement, and then split a bottle of vodka with his new friend-for-life.
c_dizzle » pro 2 years ago
Vlad was always a badass. He's just a modest badass. UNTIL IT COMES TO CRYING CHILDREN(OTTERS).
soticoto » con 2 years ago
Vlad was born badass... in as much as robots are born.

hateandwar » neu 2 years ago
Badass? Vlad is THE MAKEOUT KING.
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
You make my point, dear moose.
caduceo » pro 2 years ago
This couch, phillipe... is pretty raunchy. for some reason slays me...
aplomb » neu 2 years ago
You know it's hell of raunchy when even Vlad can't deny it.
userbeliever » neu 1 years ago
gotta be that sexy robo-russian accent
zack_21 » pro 2 years ago
start of the best arc ever
riazm » neu 2 years ago
I think in the absence of Cornelius, Vlad is the most badass character in Achewood.
dougthehead » neu 2 years ago
If you ask me, he makes prison seem far too much like a man-rape conga line.
rumblefish » neu 1 years ago
Vlad is all talk. Reading the wikipedia entry for Vikings and watching clips of UFC fights on youtube does not a badass make.
aparrish » neu 2 years ago
Notice here how Onstad captures the very essence of the Eastern European.
aperson » neu 2 years ago
...a melodramatic world-view, a heavy moustache, a and cylindrical steel nose.
saint » neu 2 years ago
spitting in the face of death? that sounds about right!
fourninefoxtrot » pro 9 months ago
Vlad's speech to Phillipe is a well-crafted ode to Slavic fatalism: Nichevo.

And it's such a good speech. Vlad knows how to live.

"ENOUGH! Now,we drink! We feast! We spit on the face of death for another day! BAH!"

Just so, Vlad. Just so.
nonentity » pro 2 years ago
He shaved his Taxi Driver haircut! He's bald!
plummet » neu 2 years ago
why is he so bald
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
His head is so nude.
rawk5tar » neu 2 years ago
I'm glad I am not the only one noticing this.
fosters » neu 2 years ago
A chubby for the completely rad Goomba avatar, dude.
mattylite » neu 1 years ago
I'm glad I am not the only one noticing that.
littlefatdog » pro 2 years ago
Calvin and Hobbes - style adventure time !
afkpuz » neu 2 years ago
God damn I love vlad so much.

I have to be honest though, if I was a little kid, seeing him in panel 5 head-on for some reason would probably scare the hell out of me.
cousinted » pro 2 years ago
this just goes to show that Vlad is about a hundred times better with kids than Lie Bot is.

"Lie Bot, where'd the couch go?"
"I think it left because it hates you so much"
hassanoleary » pro 2 years ago
Especially when one compares this strip to the day before. Lie Bot tells a rambling tale of despair, instilling in Philippe the fear of an absurd universe. Vlad, on the other hand, must teach him to be brave!

"YOU MUST HAF STRENGTH TO BE A MAN!"
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?

Give it all you got...
To fight to the top...
So we can know your story!
bpmead » pro 1 years ago
mm yeah... that and a pair of testicles.
rumblefish » neu 1 years ago
To be fair Lie Bot gave Philippe an uneasy night of sleep whereas Vlad may have indirectly contributed to Philippe suffocating in a cooler and being blown up by a TV helicopter.
userbeliever » neu 1 years ago
lie bot knew kids love drinking king piss. i did not know this before?
mr_lostman28 » neu 2 years ago
If I ever have children when they reach the age of 6 we will burn thier baby blanket. I will tell them to cry for to keep the pain inside is to die, you must have strenght to be a man. Then I will exclaim,

"Now, we drink! We feast! We spit on the face of death for another day! BAH!"

for this is what it is to be a man.
cousinted » pro 2 years ago
Well...There's another erson I can strike off my list of potential babysitters.
cousinted » neu 2 years ago
And I totally meant to spell "person" without the P. I swear!
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
Better to teach them to use the blanket as a garotte or a belt.
joeyramoney1 » neu 2 years ago
it's amazing how much phillipes' physical appearance has changed in this series.
jackparsons » neu 2 years ago
Vlad has a potbelly.
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
Yeah, has Vlad always had robo-boobs? How does a robot get fat?
spicyponyhead » neu 11 months ago
Eating too many chips, I guess.
shmuckeles » neu 2 years ago
there's not enough vlad and liebot these days. i like those guys
molesticide » pro 2 years ago
vlad is such a well-written russian character.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
**Cue 18-comment thread about Vlad's actual nationality**
dasilodavi » neu 2 years ago
Somebody supervise this otter for F***'s sake!
chrissketch » neu 2 years ago
This comic is why I think Vlad is someone I want to know.
cailetshadow » pro 2 years ago
Be stronk!
nilehus » pro 2 years ago
I think panel 5 may be the best English Vlad's ever spoken. Hell, he's just awesome in this strip all around.

Also, start of one of my favorite arcs here.
neonaoneo » pro 2 years ago
'b...bye couch...I love you! I'll always remember you!'

Sweetest line ever
hendetta » pro 2 years ago
Vlad knows the deeper levels of being a Tough Guy.
thegrayhoodie » pro 2 years ago
BE STRONK!
thegrayhoodie » pro 2 years ago
BE STRONK!
foetus_punch » neu 2 years ago
Man, you repeating that actually made it better.
mattylite » neu 1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
soticoto » pro 2 years ago
If there is one thing that is better than Philippe and Lie-Bot... and maybe even better than GOF-arc... it is Philippe and Vlad.

dwodles » neu 2 years ago
Can I adopt Phillipe? Who wouldn't want to raise an adorable otter stuffed animal child that never ages??
rumblefish » neu 1 years ago
It's mother apparently.
fosters » neu 2 years ago
Vlad is the freaking MAN, and this is by far my favorite arc. The GOF, while a neat concept, just never really did it for me.
foetus_punch » neu 2 years ago
Oh man, finally someone who doesn't think that the GOF was the highest point of Achewood.
boredom_man » neu 2 years ago
The whole point of Achewood is nerdy males who dream macho dreams, and that is OK, and brilliantly conveyed, but at moments like the GOF and the Badass Games it does kind of move towards imploding on its own concept. I did like the GOF, but I like the one-offs where Ray is contemplating masculinity as presented by $8 glossy magazines which are mostly ads rather better.

I like Vlad because he is the only character who actually seems to like children. I don't mean "feel protective of Phillipe," I mean actually care about children and how they think and feel. It brings a manly tequila-stained tear to my butch, butch eye.
spicyponyhead » neu 11 months ago
If (and only if) by "children", you mean "otters", I totally agree with you.
even_deader » neu 3 months ago
Nah, I mean children. It is impossible to consider that any male other than a child would act like this.

That is... um... I mean...

SHUT UP!
xiaomimi » neu 2 years ago
mulisha7 » pro 1 years ago
Wow, That's exactly what I packed last time I went camping. A can opener would have been a good replacement for the laddle.
orvel » pro 1 years ago
Philippe will always remember that couch.
jonmw » neu 1 years ago
But FeeReep was told that the bulldozer would make the couch into total puckey!
proof_man » neu 1 years ago
why no love for zorba?
bpmead » pro 1 years ago
I read the entire archive up to this point without bothering to register or comment on a single strip. But I just have to say how inspirational Vlad's speech is in this strip. I want to read it every morning as soon as I get out of bed.
ryanfuss » neu 1 years ago
That couch was a dear friend to me.
eidolem » pro 1 years ago
I basically never stop being delighted by Philippe's huge trousers and Cuban-heeled shoes.

(Or are they cowboy boots..? Although he seems like the kind of kid who'd tuck his cuffs into the boots, in that case.)
rumblefish » neu 1 years ago
Given his mother I've always assumed that they are some sort of prescription shoe.
userbeliever » neu 1 years ago
they're very special shoes.
desert_donkey » neu 1 years ago
everything with vlad gets at least a 4.
stuntman » neu 5 months ago
Lie bot has a robot beer gut in frames 6-10.
vulpes-aurum » neu 4 months ago
Except it's not Lie Bot. It's Vlad.
vulpes-aurum » neu 4 months ago
Vlad would make a great father someday.
snowman » neu 4 months ago
All of Vlad's dialogue is so good in this strip.
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