Seriously Onstad, I'd say 2005 was the best year of Achewood ever. You were just on the ball. Reading through I'm cracking up, or feeling some sort of emotion at every strip.
overmedicated » neu2 years ago
I concur.
saint » neu2 years ago
how does this comic make you feel?
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Terrified.
biomusicologist » neu1 years ago
Because it was a stretch?
iseedeadpixels » neu1 years ago
Is it terribly inappropriate to say I think chuchurocket was rad?
karljw » neu9 months ago
2004-2005 in my opinion. 2005 is funnier, but 2004 has the two best Nice Pete arcs.
mikeleffel2 » pro2 years ago
The terror of small children is delightful!
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
This is TOTALLY WONDERFUL!
spicyponyhead » neu1 years ago
The terror of small otters.....divine.
dirtyantaeus » pro2 years ago
Philippe kneeled in fear.
thesaddesthing » neu2 years ago
The kneeling truly sells his terror
saint » neu2 years ago
knelt. he knelt in fear.
saru » pro2 years ago
I don't know if falling to your knees in abject terror is really the same as kneeling.
pogo » neu1 years ago
I agree, Phillipe went "weak in the knees from fear," he did not kneel voluntarily.
senseihollywood » neu1 years ago
the horror, the horror...
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andrew_ » pro2 years ago
bar-none, my favorite achewood strip ever. This is the strip I use as a barometer for my friends and their compatability with achewood.
gumfish » neu2 years ago
Your avatar makes this comment look somewhat absurd.
carlyle » neu9 months ago
I thought that was from the Mickey Pancake, but then I didn't remember so many shock lines.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Yes, Andrew. You should know that you are not allowed to say anything that wouldn't actually be screamed by a mortified Philippe. You are here for our amusement.
aliiis » pro1 years ago
May I suggest 'AAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', for example?
shutup_shutup » pro1 years ago
Completely. This strip is hanging in my home, immediately next to the door to my bed room. If someone doesn't like it, then they aren't welcome in my bed room. It's important.
kingsleymc » pro2 years ago
"Extra stuff." That's some quality right there.
untilyouaresonude » pro2 years ago
What's sad is that you can't tell whether LieBot is happy or sad or indifferent to the result here.
sargasm » neu2 years ago
I sort of get the impression that he isn't happy or sad, he just has a "LIE COMPLETED" message scrolling around in his programming.
untilyouaresonude » neu2 years ago
Do you know, I never thought of that. I guess he's a machine, he doesn't really put a great deal of thought behind it.
petitegitan » pro2 years ago
It is clear in this strip that Philippe does not understand the concept of a "LIE" bot. Poor little guy.
dans » neu2 years ago
No one seems to. Maybe they've always pronounced it "Lé Bot" or something?
stuart » neu2 years ago
It's because he mixes it up. Look back through the archives, half of the time he's telling the truth.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
I get the feeling that he's sort of thinking, "Huh. Well, wouldja look at that?"
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
I think he's just harvesting the discord caused by his disinformation.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
That's because telling the truth half the time is THE BEST KIND OF LIE
hcaz » neu2 years ago
Another interesting thing is the way that he is holding his sides as if he were laughing, but he is not laughing, just standing there in his bitching shoes, getting props from us plebs.
fattypneumonia » neu5 months ago
He maintains the pose for the entire strip. I see him as hooking his thumbs through imaginary belt loops, or around imaginary suspenders....
wehavemagnums » pro2 years ago
a SKELETON. So perfect.
nurdbot » pro2 years ago
Oh god, the intense screaming of Phillippe reminds me of how scared I was of skeletons when I was a kid.
epicurus » pro2 years ago
I would have done this when I was about five or so.
gtc » neu1 years ago
Very true, I remember dreaming that my dad answered the door bell to find a skeleton on the door step just standing there, watching us.
I screamed enough to wake the whole house.
jujubeesforjesus » pro2 years ago
They hang out with Lie bot so much, but they just do not even get his prime directive at all, which is in his name.
The fact that he kneels in absolute mind numbing terror makes me gag with laughter.
cousinted » pro2 years ago
Teodor really needs to stop leaving Philippe alone with that robot.
hollis » neu2 years ago
The problem is, no one other animal is responsible for Philippe. His bringing-up is so inconsistent. Of course, that can be a good thing sometimes - lots of different influences. And Lie Bot *did* get him eating healthy again with the whole dinosaur eggs and king piss thing...
fattypneumonia » pro5 months ago
It takes a dysfunctional village to raise a dysfunctional child.
tttt » pro2 years ago
I clicked 5 with wild abandon
tekende » pro2 years ago
Your avatar displays this perfectly.
mattfish » neu1 years ago
Semantics is just glorified word choice.
pogo » neu1 years ago
So you say.
pogo » neu1 years ago
(I later gave up on this battle of terms, but not before the avitaricon and variations were invented.)
tekende » neu1 years ago
shutup shutup
rascaldom » neu1 years ago
The battle of the very sophisticated avatars.
stuart » neu2 years ago
He looks so adorable in Panel 4
deusoma » pro2 years ago
You get the distinct impression he's just going to keep screaming until he passes out due to lack of oxygen.
saru » neu2 years ago
Which will take about seven panels.
jonmw » neu1 years ago
I like to imagine that he's perfected the method of screaming in abject terror while breathing IN. So he keeps screaming until he hyperventilates.
clintisiceman » pro2 years ago
When I was Philippe's age, I was at this Mexican restaurant that my family goes to a lot. My dad told me that behind this decorative Mexican rug that was hanging on the wall, there was a mummy. My reaction was pretty similar to this.
sp1derbaby » pro7 months ago
But the good news is, the whiskey works.
ibetso » pro2 years ago
Since the next seven panels also go AAAAAAAA!... I like to think that Philippe in this strip sounds a bit like the dude in the Godfather who finds a horse head in his bed.
thalassocrat » pro2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
steerpike66 » neu2 years ago
I'm asphyxiating. This is what...I...my...brother...when he was five...BwahHAH!
drskradley » pro2 years ago
This strip even translates well to telling it to a friend, no visuals. That's class.
zem » pro2 years ago
:)
lexsenthur » neu2 years ago
No child has ever felt terror like this before.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
All children feel that terror, or they have had uninformed childhood(s).
It is the terror of Future Dead Person
deovalente » pro2 years ago
Quite possibly my favorite ever. I would vote a 6 if I could.
unsentletter » pro2 years ago
Damn you, Lie Bot... damn you.
tekende » pro2 years ago
That door is shaped weird and would not open properly in real life.
tagrineth » pro2 years ago
How can anyone not love the Philippe vs. Lie Bot strips?
dasuta » neu2 years ago
collapsing in sheer terror... poor Philippe.
tttt2 » pro1 years ago
Philippe is too old to believe in skeletons
mulisha7 » neu1 years ago
mulisha7 » pro1 years ago
Wow, This set up really could use a "review comment before posting feature." What I meant to say is Liebot is a smug, self-satisfied, vainglorious bastard.
lawbot » neu1 years ago
Philippe here reminds me of snoopy.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
Philippe's face actually ages from terror. That's what stress does.
actualtaunt » neu1 years ago
In my acting class, we were working with emotion, specifically fear. "think of something terrifying." I let my mind wander for a quarter of a second. Skeletons are scary, I think.
I was reprimanded for my loud and inappropriate laugher.
milkpants » neu1 years ago
this was the 1st strip i had the pleasure of coming across about 2 years ago.... i cracked up soooo hard. fan ever since.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
lrosetw8 » neu1 years ago
YES.
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
INDEED.
atticusonline » pro1 years ago
FORSOOTH
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
A SKELETON!!
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
Oh, I dunno. Extra stuff?
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
Don't worry we can keep this going. Now tell me all the anachronisms of the 13th century prostitutes in rural England.
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
I guess that would be that they wore digital watches or some such modern device which were clearly out of place for the time?
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
It was the pads with wings...nobody had wings in the 13th century...those crazy hookers.
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
Hookers wear feminine hygiene products?
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
The anachronistic ones do.
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
Oh shit wait let's make our avatars talk:
PHILLIPE DOGG LOOK AT THIS DANG OLD CHICKEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS THING ARE THESE PEOPLE OFF THEIR COOKIE OR SOMETHING DOGG I MEAN REALLY AIN'T ANYONE GOT ANY SENSE ANYMORE
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
Hi, I am Philippe. Nice to meet you.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
Are you guys available to perform at parties? This is pretty fantastic.
nice-on-water » neu1 years ago
Oh yeah, yeah, we sure are...
but only if the party took place a month ago!
Car of pain etc
doc_rostov » neu1 years ago
If only I had but one more Chubby to give.
Sixteen times.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
A chubby for the doc.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
Maybe we should have a reunion tour!
philophobe » pro11 months ago
Whenever I see this strip, I immediately want to pair it with this strip.
echidnaboy » pro11 months ago
You mean like this?
[IMGS OFF]
philophobe » neu11 months ago
Fucking. Hell. Yes.
Thank you for making this poor-with-computers guy smile, smile, smile.
razorman57 » neu2 months ago
the way that lie bot is in the last panel reminds me of a cold, emotionless killer.
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I screamed enough to wake the whole house.
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It is the terror of Future Dead Person
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I was reprimanded for my loud and inappropriate laugher.
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PHILLIPE DOGG LOOK AT THIS DANG OLD CHICKEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS THING ARE THESE PEOPLE OFF THEIR COOKIE OR SOMETHING DOGG I MEAN REALLY AIN'T ANYONE GOT ANY SENSE ANYMORE
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but only if the party took place a month ago!
Car of pain etc
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Sixteen times.
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Thank you for making this poor-with-computers guy smile, smile, smile.
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