I am with you, Beef. These are low narrations and untrue.

They are a dog's narrations.

Those narrations are worst song, played on ugliest guitar

I got to admit, seeing Bowie's narration would be interesting yet scary.

"aaaht-aht-aht-ah!"

I had Bowie's version when I was a kid, the only part he narrates is the beginning where he explains what instrument represents each character. Personally, I want Keith Richards to narrate. I would buy that in a fucking heartbeat.

if those ones don't take your fancy, you could always try the Sean Connery (1971) or Patrick Stewart (1994) version

only through the anonymity of internet can I admit that I had this:
[IMGS OFF]

I'm sold, given all of the characters are represented by a voice going "na na na na naaaa" and the wolf meets Peter by coming through the window on a ladder.

HI SAM! (Bwannawahh)

I've made it my mission in life to make that riff next time I 'arrive' inside a woman.

Watching that show kinda screwed up my reality for me when I was a kid. I mean there I sat, a boy of whatever age I was at the time, named Sam, thinking one day I could just climb up a ladder into a hot chick's window.

WRONG. THANKS A LOT NICKELODEON. NOW I CAN'T DRIVE A CAR.

I have always been strangely attracted to her.

Ain't nothin' strange about it.

So have I, but I'm a woman.

Go on...

HOLY MOTHER OF PUSSY DO I WANT THAT

I think her face tells the true story of why she did that CD.

I'm thinking hostages.

i am full of gorm. gormful, even.
i am the gormster.

Oh my god, Prokofiev's corpse is probably still spinning at several thousand rpm just from having his name on the top of that.

The rotation is used to generate current. For several decades Prokofiev's corpse has been an important source of renewable energy in Russia.

[Addendum]

I found this:
[IMGS OFF]

It distracts me quite nicely from the other picture of her with a dog... and her kid.
My childhood has been ruined by a dog and a kid.

she looks a little downsy these days.

I'd still hit it.

The motion carries.

That's what she said.

holy mother of pussy!?
Yes!

Fuck smellers. Great insult.

This strip is exactly what happened to Onstad one night, chanelled through the personage of a depressive cat.

for me, i like watching Roast Beef freak out, and i think the alt-text was a reference to the film Falling Down, where Michael Douglas starts freaking out and killing people because he is having kind of a shitty day.

.....I want the Weird Al version.

I'd rather the Bowie version.
I feel a dose of hate for Beef for dissing Bowie.

No one should diss the Bowie *sad eyes*.

When I was about 9, I went round to my (now) best friend Ben's house for the first time. After the usual childhood games and bashfully meeting his parents (constantly thanking them for any displays of moderate kindness) we went off to bed at about 11. At roughly 2.30 in the morning his dad, blind drunk, stumbled into the room, and said to me "Matthew! Shhh! Listen to this, it's so important!" and proceeded to yank me out of bed, sit me down next to a record player and he gave me an enormous set of headphones. Ben was still asleep at this point. What bellowed forth from those headphones was an entire performance of Peter and the Wolf, narrated by Christopher Lee. Throughout the performance, Ben's dad waited expectantly, eyes twinkling, watching my reaction (which rarely changed from positively befuddled). Once it was over, he ushered me back to bed and that was that.

Neither of us have mentioned it once since then, and Ben is still unaware that it ever happened. Just thought I'd share that with you.