Peter and the Wolf  05/07/2004 « prev 1st rand curr next »


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mr_pete » pro 1 years ago
I am with you, Beef. These are low narrations and untrue.
zulko » neu 10 months ago
They are a dog's narrations.
actualtaunt » pro 3 weeks ago
Those narrations are worst song, played on ugliest guitar
shmuckeles » neu 1 years ago
if those ones don't take your fancy, you could always try the Sean Connery (1971) or Patrick Stewart (1994) version
mortshire » pro 1 years ago
only through the anonymity of internet can I admit that I had this:
ghostd » pro 1 years ago
I'm sold, given all of the characters are represented by a voice going "na na na na naaaa" and the wolf meets Peter by coming through the window on a ladder.
nigelchaos » pro 9 months ago
HI SAM! (Bwannawahh)
heccibiggs » pro 5 months ago
Hahahaha thank you for perfectly representing Sam's arrival riff.
soticoto » neu 7 months ago
Ben Affleck.
pogo » neu 4 months ago
I have always been strangely attracted to her.
spinynorman » neu 2 months ago
Ain't nothin' strange about it.
rykan » neu 1 months ago
So have I, but I'm a woman.
zefiel » neu 1 years ago
HOLY MOTHER OF PUSSY DO I WANT THAT
lrosetw8 » neu 11 months ago
*twitch*
overmedicated » neu 11 months ago
I think her face tells the true story of why she did that CD.

I'm thinking hostages.
farqussus » neu 6 months ago
her face says to me, "I am a gormless fucktard! haaaaaaaaaa"
trollcollins » neu 9 months ago
Oh my god, Prokofiev's corpse is probably still spinning at several thousand rpm just from having his name on the top of that.
dallovich » neu 9 months ago
Nooooooooo, by mistake I lamed your reply instead of chubbying it :<... I will now cry myself to sleep!
tbtabby » neu 9 months ago
That wolf is slobbering all over Melissa's boobs. As we all would in that situation.
blarghamagarky » neu 8 months ago
I love the way pre-teenish idols' of my adolescence tits look in denim overalls.
soticoto » neu 7 months ago
She didn't have any then.

... Which leads me to investigate as to whether she has any now... which would make of her a world of sex.
soticoto » neu 7 months ago
[Addendum]

I found this:


It distracts me quite nicely from the other picture of her with a dog... and her kid.
My childhood has been ruined by a dog and a kid.
blarghamagarky » neu 7 months ago
she looks a little downsy these days.
soticoto » pro 7 months ago
I'd still hit it.
tourach3 » pro 7 months ago
AGREED
jlynes » neu 7 months ago
SECONDED
tekende » neu 7 months ago
THIRDED
yingkaixing » neu 6 months ago
The motion carries.
tekende » neu 6 months ago
That's what she said.
cyberia » pro 4 months ago
FOURTHED
captneko » neu 1 months ago
Ah Clarissa, is there anything you can't explain to us?
n0umena » neu 2 months ago
The Patrick Stewart one is the best one.
red_rooster » pro 1 years ago
holy mother of pussy!?
Yes!
catachresis » neu 1 years ago
I cannot relate to this particular instance but my inner dialogue with the internet has adopted the same tone on many occasions.

So has Teodor, I guess (cf: Meg White Naked)
delzhand » pro 1 years ago
Fuck smellers. Great insult.
jujubeesforjesus » pro 1 years ago
This strip is exactly what happened to Onstad one night, chanelled through the personage of a depressive cat.
mikebox » neu 6 months ago
Who has this NOT happened to? The Internets KILL you sometimes.
nutmeg » neu 11 months ago
for me, i like watching Roast Beef freak out, and i think the alt-text was a reference to the film Falling Down, where Michael Douglas starts freaking out and killing people because he is having kind of a shitty day.
excusemesenator » pro 1 years ago
.....I want the Weird Al version.
dj_insomniac » neu 8 months ago
The Weird Al version is amazing. And the second half of the CD / side B of the cassette is "Carnival of the Animals: Part 2" in homage to Camille Saint Saëns.
gyrate » neu 2 weeks ago
Bonus points to Mr Al for adding the "Bob the Janitor" character to the story, which the original was sorely lacking.

Sadly, the above is actually true and not just your usual zany madcap Achewood messageboard-style japery.
soticoto » neu 7 months ago
I'd rather the Bowie version.
I feel a dose of hate for Beef for dissing Bowie.
charchar » neu 5 months ago
and so vehemently. Beef's lip even curls a little at that one.
rainbowbrite » neu 3 months ago
No one should diss the Bowie *sad eyes*.
overmedicated » neu 11 months ago
Oh you can go sit on a fat one.
rowboat » pro 9 months ago
I probably still have a cassette tape of the Weird Al version. I have no regrets.
mysterymeat1001 » pro 11 months ago
I go through this every year with A Christmas Carol.
trollcollins » neu 9 months ago
PROKOFIEV, you fuck smellers!

I share Beef's feelings on this subject.
spinynorman » neu 6 months ago
5th Symphony rocks. That's all, I'm a complete dork.
hateandwar » pro 9 months ago
I just love how worked up he gets. In the fourth panel he's not even saying or thinking anything, just thrashing about in utter frustration. Every now and again I find myself pissed off enough that I'm just waving my fists around without even conciously considering why.
molesticide » pro 9 months ago
i think he's hitting himself in the head.

that's something i do when i'm frustrated.
hyetal » neu 6 months ago
In my mind he's pounding his fist on the desk.

I do this now whenever my computer does something I don't like.
miku224 » neu 4 months ago
I have a shitty particle-board desk with a fist-sized hole in the top because of this strip.
laikalost » pro 8 months ago
Dogg, the David Bowie narration is GOLDEN.
blarghamagarky » neu 8 months ago
Yeah that statement is extra true
seymourglass » con 7 months ago
Bobby McFerrin is an American treasure. And while his Peter and the wolf doesn't consitute canonical, I'm sure it's an interesting interpretation of Prokofiev.
unsentletter » pro 5 months ago
Holy MOTHER OF PUSSY... thank you Roast Beef...
radarjammer » neu 1 months ago
Nobody disses Ziggy Stardust and gets away wtih it. Okay, except for Beef. He's fictional so I don't see how i can punish him.
chachibenji » neu 1 months ago
Honestly in panel 7 I always see the "clak" as the sound of beefs brain snapping at the thought of Peter and the Wolf via Yankovic.
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