Those narrations are worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Hahahaha thank you for perfectly representing Sam's arrival riff.

Ben Affleck.

Ain't nothin' strange about it.

So have I, but I'm a woman.

HOLY MOTHER OF PUSSY DO I WANT THAT

*twitch*

I think her face tells the true story of why she did that CD.

I'm thinking hostages.

her face says to me, "I am a gormless fucktard! haaaaaaaaaa"

Nooooooooo, by mistake I lamed your reply instead of chubbying it :<... I will now cry myself to sleep!

That wolf is slobbering all over Melissa's boobs. As we all would in that situation.

I love the way pre-teenish idols' of my adolescence tits look in denim overalls.

She didn't have any then.

... Which leads me to investigate as to whether she has any now... which would make of her a world of sex.

she looks a little downsy these days.

AGREED

SECONDED

THIRDED

FOURTHED

Ah Clarissa, is there anything you can't explain to us?

The Patrick Stewart one is the best one.

I cannot relate to this particular instance but my inner dialogue with the internet has adopted the same tone on many occasions.

So has Teodor, I guess (cf: Meg White Naked)

Fuck smellers. Great insult.

Who has this NOT happened to? The Internets KILL you sometimes.

for me, i like watching Roast Beef freak out, and i think the alt-text was a reference to the film Falling Down, where Michael Douglas starts freaking out and killing people because he is having kind of a shitty day.

The Weird Al version is amazing. And the second half of the CD / side B of the cassette is "Carnival of the Animals: Part 2" in homage to Camille Saint Saëns.

Bonus points to Mr Al for adding the "Bob the Janitor" character to the story, which the original was sorely lacking.

Sadly, the above is actually true and not just your usual zany madcap Achewood messageboard-style japery.

and so vehemently. Beef's lip even curls a little at that one.

No one should diss the Bowie *sad eyes*.

Oh you can go sit on a fat one.

I probably still have a cassette tape of the Weird Al version. I have no regrets.

I go through this every year with A Christmas Carol.

PROKOFIEV, you fuck smellers!

I share Beef's feelings on this subject.

5th Symphony rocks. That's all, I'm a complete dork.

I just love how worked up he gets. In the fourth panel he's not even saying or thinking anything, just thrashing about in utter frustration. Every now and again I find myself pissed off enough that I'm just waving my fists around without even conciously considering why.

i think he's hitting himself in the head.

that's something i do when i'm frustrated.

In my mind he's pounding his fist on the desk.

I do this now whenever my computer does something I don't like.

I have a shitty particle-board desk with a fist-sized hole in the top because of this strip.

Dogg, the David Bowie narration is GOLDEN.

Yeah that statement is extra true

Bobby McFerrin is an American treasure. And while his Peter and the wolf doesn't consitute canonical, I'm sure it's an interesting interpretation of Prokofiev.

Holy MOTHER OF PUSSY... thank you Roast Beef...

Nobody disses Ziggy Stardust and gets away wtih it. Okay, except for Beef. He's fictional so I don't see how i can punish him.

Honestly in panel 7 I always see the "clak" as the sound of beefs brain snapping at the thought of Peter and the Wolf via Yankovic.