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klaus » neu 2 years ago
JUST like old times!
2kings » neu 2 years ago
old school!
mira » neu 2 years ago
he probably does not even realize that it is a sound effect, and thinks it is caused by the camera in the phone.
choosebro » neu 1 years ago
He probably makes the shutter sound with his mouth, just to be extra old school.
untilyouaresonude » neu 2 years ago
Yeah, I guess it's reasonable to expect sense out of this stuffed animal-robot-cat comic here. I guess that's fine to do.
saint » neu 2 years ago
18 lames and counting.
I wonder who holds the high score.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Asherdan. Cumulatively.

Unless something's been going on in the zerg rush that is current comic comments.
wharfrat » pro 2 years ago
;;tear;;
geysershitdick » neu 2 years ago
what were the other two traumas?
littlefatdog » neu 2 years ago
unrequited crushes and bee stings
audhumla » pro 2 years ago
the former is also an adulthood traume
fuckalgebra » neu 2 years ago
I can't find that anywhere, where'd that come from?
saru » neu 2 years ago
My first unrequited crush was actually sort of my door-way into growing up.
And I think he just sort of said his own, like what he remembers as the three big traumas in his childhood.
dumase » neu 2 years ago
circumstances
shutup_shutup » neu 8 months ago
This comment greatly illustrates the previous strip's sentiment, I feel.
professorhazard » neu 2 years ago
I was going to guess one of them was getting shat on by birds, but that is because birds seem to think that if they shit on my head enough they'll win a free iPod or something.
professorhazard » pro 2 years ago
I think this was the basis for the Genesis/arcade game in which M.J.'s dancing caused perfect invincibility/death to his foes.
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
So true, though I never did understand where the extra Michael Jacksons 2 through 4 came from.
hamann » neu 1 years ago
Mitosis; It's disgusting.
riazm » neu 2 years ago
Beef did believe what Ray just stepped in.
rogergs » neu 2 years ago
My first Achewood.

I didn't know what all the fuss was about at the time.
disaster » neu 2 years ago
where did ray get that paper and marker pen?

thats what i want to know
professorhazard » neu 2 years ago
Perhaps more importantly, how did he manipulate the aforementioned while holding his phone?
epicurus » neu 2 years ago
Good attention to scale by Onstad - notice the size of the dog turd relative to Ray's foot.
cailetshadow » pro 2 years ago
This is why Roast Beef ("you could see a rainbow turning out badly!") Kazenzakis needs Ray Smuckles. Because Ray Smuckles can see stepping in dogshit as an awesome throwback to Old Times.
fosters » pro 2 years ago
...whereas Beef will just freak the hell out and fall into a coma.
nigelchaos » pro 2 years ago
And Ray *kept* his foot in the dog crap long enough to call Roast Beef and then take a picture. *that* is dedication.
hendetta » pro 2 years ago
Two consecutive strips that deal with Old Times and things that are Old School.
bungdeetle » neu 2 years ago
I used to step in dog crap all the time but now I always seem to barely miss it! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!
rowboat » pro 2 years ago
Ray is humming hell of ditties.
ham_shoes » pro 1 years ago
Ray is a good-timer; the Jack Johnson of the internet
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
For Ray's sake, I hope like hell that mean this Jack Johnson:
[IMGS OFF]
and not this one:
[IMGS OFF]
ham_shoes » pro 1 years ago
Yes. Miles Davis' Jack Johnson.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
Whew!
heccibiggs » neu 1 years ago
God, I entirely hate that second Jack Johnson.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
I think I've only heard one song of his, but even that was enough to make me want to see a boxing match between him and the first Jack Johnson. I would just watch the hell out of that.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
I have nothing but monumental disdain for his abhorrent countenance and his insipid mewlings that failed to warrant an EP let alone four albums.
fattypneumonia » pro 5 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."

[IMGS OFF]
"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."
fineoakstructure » neu 4 months ago
Jack Johnson first-round bust from the LA Kings?

[IMGS OFF]
farqussus » neu 2 years ago
I hope he hasn't ruined his Birkenstocks
poodlelucy » pro 1 years ago
if ray wore sandals, something such as birks would be the last ones i would expect. but for the record, i thought they were birks too.
dasuta » neu 2 years ago
Ray has hell of goofy leg in that photo.
gormster » neu 1 years ago
he's a cat
wittyname » neu 1 years ago
That is a weird leg for a cat to have.
ishuta » pro 2 years ago
roast beef immediately knows what ray has stepped in
direhaggis » pro 1 years ago
Either that Incan Medallion is working overtime or Ray is seriously digging the Old Times lately.
heccibiggs » pro 1 years ago
I very much enjoy the perspective used to show the giant arm one often encounters when taking pictures of oneself. You know what I mean. MySpace is like full of giant arms like that. Exhibit A.
whoper » neu 1 years ago
So hey, I was at the GOF signing today.

[IMGS OFF]
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
who's the asian chick holding the sign?
tekende » neu 1 years ago
Pretty sure that's a dude. Personally I'm more interested in the blonde girl with the blue jacket.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
She is 10 kinds of not blonde!
tekende » neu 1 years ago
Yeah, you're right. I first saw this on my computer at work and I think she looked more blonde on that monitor.
fineoakstructure » neu 1 years ago
What, are you no longer interested tekende, now that she's not necessarily blonde?

Who do you think you are, putting on such airs!
tekende » neu 1 years ago
Oh, I am still interested. Possibly more so.
belgand » neu 8 months ago
Actually, looking at her more closely I think she's the kind of blonde where she used to be blonder, but as she ages her hair starts turning darker. That is exactly what it looks like. So, in a way you're both right, but in another, more accurate way, I'm the only one who is right.
aperson » neu 8 months ago
Whoa whoa whoa. Who is this sexy piece of ass??

[IMGS OFF]
greenkoolayd » neu 9 months ago
'just like od times'
'old school
someone is feeling kind of old, i think...
heccibiggs » neu 1 months ago
Old, old, old. What's with all this old imagery? Did you just see something old?
replication » pro 7 months ago
A doo-da doo-da doo-da doo!
icecube » neu 7 months ago
Ray drew a regular-style letter E
jackhuman » pro 3 months ago
The first time I read this strip, I had my media player going. The song that came on: Skinny Puppy - Dogshit. Not even joking.
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