The alt-text for this was something like "Does he always wear a crown after he fucks somebody?", which I thought was quite risqué. The site seriously needs the alt-text.
cashprizes » neu1 years ago
totally. i've always wondered about the alt text in terms of the books, too- they are so important!
saint » neu9 months ago
it reminds him of his dominance.
saint » neu9 months ago
actually it reminds everyone else of his dominance, too.
atmus » neu5 months ago
I wear a horned Viking helm after getting mad rutty, but it's more to freak her out so she leaves so I can take a nap in peace.
Horned helms and waterbeds aren't as compatible as they should be though.
fineoakstructure » pro1 years ago
I can't wait until my niece is old enough for me to yell what Ray yelled in Panel 5
marcus » pro1 years ago
How old's old enough? Because I'd be doing that at like four weeks.
ghostd » pro1 years ago
how anyone can read this and not think about using the phrase "gettin' mad rutty" more in conversation is beyond me.
hellaedgar » pro1 years ago
Everyone I know has been using it.
But it's still not enough.
closefriend » pro1 years ago
It's strips like this that make me think that Little Nephew goes out and ghost rides the whip.
rapid_roy » pro1 years ago
little nephew pants Ray's diary entry = gold
deancain29 » pro1 years ago
I love that Ray is wearing a crown in the last panel.
c_dizzle » pro3 months ago
This is why i make a point to read through all the comments before assuming any of my thoughts are original.
ericsponaugle » pro1 years ago
This is probably my favorite achewood of all time
sredni » pro1 years ago
mad-rutty
nathanielperson » neu1 years ago
The hyphen is extremely important
divot » pro8 months ago
I find your avatar deeply attractive.
slab64 » neu7 months ago
Yours is fucking horrifying.
the_voice » pro5 months ago
You said it.
qingofchina » neu1 years ago
The best part is that nephew's shirt is tucked into his underwear.
boscostacy » neu9 months ago
He learned that from Ray, all tucking his shirt into his thong.
le_chien_manquee » pro1 years ago
i want a crown like that for after i fuck as well. it would really suit the triumphal mood.
rowboat » pro9 months ago
The Crying King
cdl146 » pro1 years ago
Absolutely one of my all time favorites! It's strips like this that make me wish I could give higher than a 5.
steerpike66 » neu1 years ago
This is so true; watch as Tommy Hilfiger slowly takes over all the areas of the body with his creeping underwear. It's like losing at Risk.
tttt » pro1 years ago
every panel is just bursting with hilarity in this one
wae » pro11 months ago
lotta good things to say about this one.
"pants/underwear situation" really opens up a lot of creative possibilities. i had always thought about the pants/underwear relationship in much more constrictive and literal terms.
goosey » pro11 months ago
The issue with which Ray has a problem as regards Little Nephew is the same issue that attracts him to the social services worker.
I must be really stupid if I never got that before now.
rowboat » pro9 months ago
Wow. If you're as stupid as you imagine, I must be brain dead. I never got it until you spelled it out.
c_dizzle » neu3 months ago
I just enjoy the irony in that Ray can resolve the issue by either yelling or boning.
Perhaps the boning...coupled with the crown...has made up for both.
lauralou » pro11 months ago
he has little leg warmers!
tbtabby » neu9 months ago
Unless your name is Cleo and you are a smokin'-hot catgirl from a nearly-forgotten '80s cartoon, you should never wear leg warmers outside of an exercise-oriented environment.
The ultra-pink has drowned out any and all ass-cheek that SHOULD be visible in that picture.
canusdivinus » neu4 months ago
Japanese people apparently need to be yelled at more often.
Do not want.
c_dizzle » pro3 months ago
As heccibiggs has correctly pointed out: not legwarmers.
On the bright side, it has revealed quite a lot about your alternate internet-related endeavors.
catgrl131 » neu5 months ago
Whooo, looks like my user name comes in handy...
mountaindewtab » neu10 months ago
new favorite
unfun » neu10 months ago
It's not that seeing her thong turned Ray on. It just gave them something in common.
mollybloom11 » neu9 months ago
This was the first achewood strip I ever read. My pants/underwear situation has never been the same since.
presterjohn » pro8 months ago
If ever you've considered that 'pants' is plural and wondered (possibly while high) what a singular 'pant' would look like ...
mattylite » pro5 months ago
Is that some kind of new age comedy koan?
odei » neu4 months ago
What is the sound of one pant flapping?
sabbac » neu3 months ago
Trousers (and I guess pants) are (is?) plural because "trew" were originally 2 separate leggings tied together at the waist. A single pant would be a long sock...
ringwoodcomics » pro8 months ago
The fifth panel is how I feel about 95% of the time.
The other 5% is sorta like Pat viewed through the Mexican magical realism camera.
It's strange, being me.
erinye » pro8 months ago
This strip has to be one of my all-time favorites.
Ray's statement in panel 5 can easily be applied to most of the world, I find, not just the portion under 18 (or whatever age Little Nephew is; you know I got no sense of cat years). Very philosophical.
hbaranov » neu7 months ago
Damnit, I thought this was todays (25/12/07) having not being paying attention, then I clicked curr and my head exploded.
wigglestick » neu6 months ago
"How do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?"
I hope I never hear someone say these words to me.
johnnyc » neu6 months ago
You can always just suggest to them that shutting up is an option.
aliiis » neu3 weeks ago
soon to be followed by [...]SAY IT!
stormagnet » pro5 months ago
True story time!
This one time when I was in middle school, these two nerdy kids tag-teamed another kid who was sagging a pair of ridiculously huge sweatpants. One pinned his arms to his side while the other hauled the sweatpants up to his neck, drew the drawstring*, and tied it off- leaving this kid trapped in his own pants.
*(not tight enough to choke him, mind, they had SOME mercy)
heccibiggs » pro5 months ago
BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
charchar » pro5 months ago
Kids at my old school, they used to wear their pants past the ass, so that they would have to hold the pants up by a belt loop as they walked. I love that somehow pants have become a chore an they are cool with it.
c_dizzle » neu3 months ago
Chubby for the avatar.
dasuta » neu5 months ago
HOW COME YOU KIDS ARE SO GOD DAMNED STUPID AND JUST DO THE STUPIDEST POSSIBLE THING EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!
I feel like this at all times. Why must children suck?
dasuta » neu5 months ago
On a side note, in response to Stormagnet's post, the only thing i've seen like that was a kid power-sliding between a guy's legs and yanking down on the crotch of his sagging trousers, also divesting him of his boxers. Needless to say the shame on the sagger's face was impressive in its own right.
nabeel84 » neu2 months ago
Just commenting on this strip makes me feel like I lower its value by even putting just a little of my own thought in it. I am scared other people think the same of my presence in their life. Oh well.
aliiis » pro3 weeks ago
I just read this again (because looking at this strip brightens up gloomy sundays) and went to give this comment a chubby BUT APPARENTLY I ALREADY HAVE. Have a recurring chubby, son!
wonelove » neu2 months ago
Ray has terabytes of entries like these, I bet.
About him getting 'mad rutty' with public service officers.
darleen » pro3 weeks ago
This is the first Achewood I saw. Laughed sooo damn hard.
inthetunk » pro2 weeks ago
"the stupidest thing possible every single second of the GOD DAMNED DAY" has been in my verbal repertoire for about a year now.
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Horned helms and waterbeds aren't as compatible as they should be though.
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But it's still not enough.
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"pants/underwear situation" really opens up a lot of creative possibilities. i had always thought about the pants/underwear relationship in much more constrictive and literal terms.
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I must be really stupid if I never got that before now.
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Perhaps the boning...coupled with the crown...has made up for both.
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These are legwarmers.
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Do not want.
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On the bright side, it has revealed quite a lot about your alternate internet-related endeavors.
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The other 5% is sorta like Pat viewed through the Mexican magical realism camera.
It's strange, being me.
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Ray's statement in panel 5 can easily be applied to most of the world, I find, not just the portion under 18 (or whatever age Little Nephew is; you know I got no sense of cat years). Very philosophical.
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I hope I never hear someone say these words to me.
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This one time when I was in middle school, these two nerdy kids tag-teamed another kid who was sagging a pair of ridiculously huge sweatpants. One pinned his arms to his side while the other hauled the sweatpants up to his neck, drew the drawstring*, and tied it off- leaving this kid trapped in his own pants.
*(not tight enough to choke him, mind, they had SOME mercy)
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I feel like this at all times. Why must children suck?
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About him getting 'mad rutty' with public service officers.
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