This is what happens when you let Lie Bot teach a 5 year old otter how to cheat at poker. That's my theory, anyway.
saint » neu2 years ago
I have a feeling that it is actually Cornelius and Teodor that are doing the cheating...
that box of tampons is a royal flush.
gouldgonewild » neu1 years ago
I think they are actually for stopping the royal flush
waldo913 » neu1 years ago
gwowss.
tangles » neu1 years ago
avatar comment symmetry everybody! looky!
saint » neu10 months ago
I wish I could acheive that, but I am not for the chopping off of peoples' heads, personally .
radarjammer » pro1 years ago
Yeah something is fucked and busted up when this comment has chubbies in only two digits.
feets » neu3 months ago
You can see the receipt along the bottom edge of frame 3. It is clearly not a card.
roastbeet » pro2 years ago
Great hats
mattylite » neu1 years ago
I imagine Teodor's as one of those green transluscently-billed bankers' hats.
magnolia » pro2 years ago
A tampon receipt in a deck of cards? Obviously Lyle's doing.
(For some reason.)
happycat » neu2 years ago
I'd like to know who bought tampons in the first place. The hell?
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Mrs. Onstad?
lemnlime2 » neu2 years ago
Yeah, exactly my thought!
wolfslice » pro2 years ago
The first laugh out loud strip of Achewood for this reader.
arcellus » neu2 years ago
Phillipe's hat..
qwerty » neu2 years ago
Someone has been letting Phillpe watch Limp Bizkit DVDs.
deimosrising » pro2 years ago
Foreshadowing: Lyle not only man douches, he man tampons.
abe » neu2 years ago
The fact that no females have as yet been introduced clearly supports this.
philosophe » neu2 years ago
A portmanteau for you:
manpon
lux » neu1 years ago
Let's play word nerd! Make a Spoonerism out of 'man tampon.'
(Answer: tan mampom. You lose 5 cool points if you knew that one.)
bron » pro2 years ago
Philippe should have bluffed.
ambala » neu2 years ago
Cornelius will not lie to a child.
nexus » neu2 years ago
Phillipe's hat.
old_odanger » pro2 years ago
b-boy hat! b-boy hat!!
killingthejay » neu2 years ago
RAP MUSIC, MY DROOGS!
f1shst1ck » neu2 years ago
"This might be the worst hand ever" I love that line
coldfrog » neu1 years ago
He was only in the hand because he was hoping for the draw.
tellumo » pro2 years ago
Philippe folds. He is so depressed that he is omitting his periods, all Roast Beef style.
partyfoul » neu2 years ago
haha you said periods
gouldgonewild » neu1 years ago
Isn't that Ben Folds' brother?
xnnyxcrucifiedx » pro2 years ago
This might have been my first favorite strip. One I laughed about whenever I thought about it. Even now, coming back to rate it. Phillipe does not need tampons, also.
mystkmanat » neu1 years ago
Is mostly a thing of chicks.
melmaysmuckles » pro2 years ago
too bad phillippe couldn't get a couple more tampon receipts to fill out his hand a little
godfatherofsouls » neu2 years ago
onstad ever still use that ol NES font anymore?
relaxing » con2 years ago
The text isn't even centered!
roomba » neu2 years ago
the otter makes a wise decision.
qeramah » pro2 years ago
Cheer up, Philippe, a backwards cap more than makes up for a bad poker hand.
synnah » neu2 years ago
I've just realised what a fantastic punchline 'I fold' is. And it comes after Cornelius' already-fantastic punchline.
lolsworth » neu2 months ago
It's not just the phrase, it's the combination of the phrase, the lack of punctuation, and the intensely disappointed look on the face of the five year old stuffed otter.
jawsh » neu2 years ago
You never fold with that hand!
rbisme » neu2 years ago
Phillipe can always bring the roflcopter out
coldfrog » neu1 years ago
This may be my most quoted Achewood strip ever.
cbtbone » neu1 years ago
Phillipe knows to fold with this hand. He knows that is what to do.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
Chubby for sounding like the alt text.
cyberia » pro1 years ago
The expression on Philippe's face in the fourth panel totally sells this strip.
Looks like someone was training for the Great Outdoor Fight.
expellens » pro1 years ago
Phillipe is so crest-fallen when told that receipts make bad poker hands
sparhawk » pro1 years ago
Aw, Phillipe.
Don't give up.
nicejames » pro1 years ago
My friend's older brother used to have Magic: The Gathering patterned playing cards, so when you'd show him your hand of mountains and goblins, he'd show you his straight flush. Classic.
robot_satan » neu1 years ago
Chuck Norris could win with that hand. He once won a game of poker with only a 2 of spades, an 8 of clubs, a green 6 card from Uno, his driver's license, and a Get Out Of Jail Free card from Monopoly.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
He won with that hand, because his opponent had a two and a receipt for a box of tampons.
mattylite » neu1 years ago
I was wondering where that went.
gekimo » neu1 years ago
actually i think this is the best hand ever
kikineko » neu1 years ago
Wait a minute, who would even have a receipt for a box of tampons in this household? I am now curious.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Even in these early days of the strip, the guys were rooming at Onstad's place. There is a Mrs. Onstad.
mrchuckletrouzd » neu3 months ago
Still just Mr. Bear, though. Phillipe is so far the only character whose development really didn't change much.
mrchuckletrouzd » neu3 months ago
well, Lie-Bot and Lyle haven't changed much either.
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that box of tampons is a royal flush.
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(For some reason.)
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(reported by Lacrimus, mira, Arcibi)
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manpon
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(Answer: tan mampom. You lose 5 cool points if you knew that one.)
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Don't give up.
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Hm.
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