Dirty Merkin.

Oh dear.

The Outlaw Josey Merkin

Blazing Merkins

Nooooooooo! Play with the merkin, Jack...please!

Harry Merkin and the chamber of secrets

Merkin (Merlin)

Hairy Merkin and the Shaved Prostitute

The Merkin Saints

Merkin, with an Oscar winning lead actor performance from Shorn Penis

Shorn Penis was excellent in that John Wayne Bobbit bio-pic.

I don't have to be topical.

You are intravenous all the way

There are two kinds of men in this world.

Those with a coarse wig around their sack, and those who don't shave.

Duck, You Merkin!

i must admit you got me, however i did still lame you.

...you douchebag

Who says Teodor cant shake things up wardrobe wise?

Shake it up, Teodor
(Shake it up, baby)
C'mon and work it on out
(Work it on out)

I think what you are referring to is Ray's tail. He... he does still have one, right?

oh man.

you're right.

You seem disappointed about this, andrew_.

Sure he does, look at the first panel. You can see the tip of his tail poking up about halfway between him and the edge of the panel.

One could make a swift escape from a disastrous drive with the aid of some fake pubes.

You would think that after all the money Ray's given them, eBay would be a bit more helpful in steering Ray away from vagina wigs to stuff he's actually looking for.

Screen capture from rays computer at the time of the incident...

Logged in as Ray. Not Ray? [Click Here]

[Used Flesh Light "merkin" ] [Search][Advanced]

Remember Keith Moon's Head? Selling Ray crap like this at top prices is a key part of eBay's business model!

This image is a relatively good argument for the existence of the merkin, says I.

I bet he also gets the SkyMall Elite Quarterly. No merkins, but you can get a solid-gold floating putting-green that will organize rare foreign coins automatically.

Several Japanese people would disagree.

Right after the first panel I checked wikipedia before I went further...... someone is my hero for anal retentive updating!

STYLE.

This is exactly what I was thinking. Eating eggs through which a vagina wig from a diseased prostitute from the past is not on my top ten culinary experiences.

It probably has a load of old eggs (of a different kind) buried in it anyway.
Prossies had to flush. Couldn't be getting buns up the oven.

I assume Teodor was just messing around with it, and then when Ray yelled at him pretended he was about to dip it in the eggs just to mess with him.
God, I hope that's what he was doing.

Not within six degrees, not at all. Even Kevin Bacon couldn't connect the two.

Well, fuck me.

Okay.

Not on the sofa you two.

Sorry Companion Cube, but I'm supposed to disregard your advice.

At least he didn't threaten to stab you.

Chubby for what appears to be an intact merkin chain, double points for including Dr. Strangelove.

This really deserves more chubbies than it has (32 right now).

Téodor's turtleneck is missing a line; it looks like he just has a really fat neck.

Don't...don't do that.

Maybe a Merkin is slang for 4 under par and Ray thought it was a voodoo golf talisman. He needs the edge!

Much like theme dildos, vagina wigs are actually funnier in a nonsexual setting.

Hm.. a flow chart on how Ray searches on eBay would be enough to make me titter!

GOLF CLUBS> GOLF BALLS> > > > > MERKIN

Indeed, Diners Club is the one credit card that would stand in need of a toupee, and perhaps some Poli-Grip and a boxed set of Lawrence Welk on VHS.

What.

Gay slang, look it up somewhere. Reading is fun and mental.

You called him gay. That is funny.

Melted down chili pepper nailed to a board.

Ray must be worse at golf than [url=]he is at pool[/url].

"Well all you need for that is syphilis and a merkin."

Been a while, I forgot how to use bbcode. That should be "...worse at golf than he is at pool."

the first achewood to make me laugh out loud a lot in quite a long time :)

Seriously! Is September 17th official "Ryan Estrada on every webpage" Day? If so, why wasn't I informed?

It immediately summoned up an awful joke about these where the punch line is, effectively, President Bush saying "I'm proud to be a merkin" instead of "American." Good times in that drug-induced state.

Dammit. One missed BBcode tag and the whole theme goes south.

DAMN YOU, MISSING EDIT FEATURE!

Dude? Excellent.

The New Tolerance.

- "You may have, the chic-kenn."

A grass merkin would solve 2 problems:
1. vagina coverage
2. divot replacer

Unfortunately shaving your nether-regions will not rid you of pubic lice and may well increase the itchyness!

Ray was probably looking for those club warmers they put on golf clubs. You could get from that to merkin in like 2 jumps without even trying. Teodor just doesn't know ebay like Ray does.

wow, merkins are comedy gold in webcomics these days.

http://www.johnnyr.com/blecky/blecky2007-03-29.html
http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/kkk2007-08-27.html

achewood's treatment is by far the classiest merkin reference to date.

That's because Achewood is actually good.

i like how ray is more upset about his merkin than his eggs. i think dragging a merkin through those eggs would also ruin breakfast.

Ray's slice looks just horrible

Not laming or anything, but I feel like it may be difficult to produce more of a Ray vibe (filthy ebay purchases have certainly done him well in the past). And since Ray's vibe lately has seemed to intersect with Teodeor's vibe in the form of humor that is generally genital, it would almost seem to naturally follow that they would encounter the situation of merkin hollandaise.
(Fact: Merkin Hollandaise can, in a pinch, be combined with a bloody in order to turn that mother out.)

Don't you need to put the merkin in the eggs to make

A Merkin Pie???

No the pie is behind the mercin and the eggs are behind the pie.

What the hell> C is nowhere near K. I blame Bush.

No, he means in terms of divots.

I learned about merkins in an Art History course.

I thought Ray was supposed to be a natural at the game?

Only when he is completely high as hell.

Maybe this is an arc? Ending it with "God, if he only knew" is a sort of Mary Worth lead-in to a tale of intrigue and suspense.

With cooter hair rags and such. Which isn't to say Mary Worth would never go there. In fact, far from it.

Also - I would totally pay money to see a band called "The Merkins." Get cracking, internet.

http://www.themerkins.net/

They opened for Frog & Toad, but gutter missed it (he was asleep in a parking lot, and couldn't get anyone to blow him where the pampers is).

chubby for using the word cooter. Cooter!

why does teodor not drop it right away? if someone told me i was holding the result of pubic lice i would be in the bathroom right off just cleaning all lady macbeth style 'it wont come off it wont come off'

Do NOT play with my merkin!
Do NOT drag my merkin in the breakfast eggs!/[i]
[i]You gonna RUIN that merkin!

The cat has learned a new word at the expense of a pubic wig being delivered to his kitchen.

in junior high, we used to call a friend with particularly curly hair merkin.

Marketing researchers must be wondering why so many people are looking for vaginal wigs on eBay nowadays.

Makes you wonder how Ray ever managed to reach the Platinum Reserve.

He's not heavy, he's my merkin.

This is the only other mention of merkins I have ever seen. For a while there I thought I was insane, because really, how could there be crotch wigs in the world and nobody knows?

Why does T want to drag Ray's merkin in the eggs? He is so uncharacteristically goofing it up here.

[IMGS OFF]

i am all reminiscing about my 'superior person's book of words' i got as the most ill-advised christmas present for a snotty twelve year old ever