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doctorother » pro 2 years ago
The way Nice Pete explains things, they SEEM rational. He says them so logically. But . . . uh . . . yeah.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Rachel Ray uses a similar amound of hand motions.
professoryes » pro 2 years ago
Rachel Ray and Nice Pete. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the juxtaposition of the century.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Nice Pete doesn't have her crazy ass Joker-face grin.

Bitch just might be crazier than ol' Pete.

But at least he is not of Low Mind.
professorhazard » neu 2 years ago
Didn't he attempt to hunt her down in a recent blog?
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Because she was of Low Mind, yes. She insulted sun-caught perch.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
Also, she stole his cutting board idea. Nice Pete will not tolerate a thief of Low Mind.
pgroove » neu 1 months ago
has anyone else noticed how far pat sticks the neck of the bottle into his mouth?
spenham » pro 2 years ago
Alas, to commend a fellow on his exquisite vocabulary is to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged Achewood fans.
foetus_punch » neu 1 years ago
Nah, "juxtaposition" just isn't that cool of a word to use. Look...In a stunning juxtaposition of concepts, famous artist Famos Amos has created a visual art piece showing footage of the Rwanda genocide with the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Belair played over it. There ya go. Do I get a chubby?
professoryes » neu 1 years ago
Yes. Yes you do.
professoryes » pro 1 years ago
Clearly it is. We must enact progressive change upon these comments.
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
Nice Pete has no time for thoughts of small mind such as yours.
perplexagon » pro 2 years ago
The hand gestures at the end really make this one.
a_dude » neu 2 years ago
nice pete has his priorities in order.
sargasm » neu 2 years ago
"It's kind of like rocket fuel!" is how I describe any sufficiently strong liquor that I take a shot of.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Jesus Christ, Pat's face in that panel.
divot » neu 2 years ago
Damn! That's crizappy!
atmus » neu 2 years ago
It has the uptown prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!
kickstart » pro 1 years ago
Gazizza, my dilznoofus.
ttagxamm » neu 2 years ago
Reicpe for Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps.
ttagxamm » neu 2 years ago
* Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps may hinder spelling ability * "Youll' get to like it!"
charchar » neu 2 years ago
Prison wine is usually called "Pruno" and it's often hidden in toilet taks while ir ferments. It is often described using words like "Robotussinish" and "hella nasty."
locuscosecant » neu 2 years ago
set your background color to something other than white then look at this strip
godfatherofsouls » pro 2 years ago
Nice Pete really doesn't seem the "Seriously Pat"-type.
professoryes » neu 2 years ago
Maybe he thought Pat was joking about something.

Oh Pat. Even in the slammer with a murderer, you've got some strong opinions.
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
Perhaps Pete made a joke about poisoning someone immediately before offering the liquor.
phthoggos » neu 2 years ago
the problem is that you are imagining him saying it with any expression in his voice whatsoever.
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
Your avatar looks disturbingly like Nice Pete. Except, of course, for the hat.
tekende » pro 2 years ago
I have to wonder if Nice Pete actually has some sort of method designed to make the cutting boards not hold DNA evidence, or if he just has the idea and thinks that's all he needs.
tekende » neu 1 years ago
He will hire a kind of...engineer, if you will, to actually make the boards.
niraj » neu 2 years ago
Nice Pete has a stare that looks directly at your soul and then tells it that he's going to kill it
the_dude » neu 1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
spinynorman » neu 1 years ago
bout sums it up, yep
boredom_man » neu 1 years ago
Have you heard Nice Pete's cover of "Hallelujah?"

(It actually sounds just like k.d. lang's.)
puguglypress » neu 2 months ago
"it's a cold and it's a broken" (cracks egg) "hallelujah" (drops egg into pan, it does not sizzle)
scorpio_nadir » neu 1 years ago
Nope. Pete would gut him like a perch just to put the rest of us out of the misery of that wanna-be hard-man stare.
fishies » pro 1 years ago
I call that mustache a 'handlebar'
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
ravindra108 » neu 10 months ago
Where I'm from, it's a Fu Manchu.
wfl » neu 6 months ago
Me and my chums in the downtown call it the "Molestache".
lolsworth » neu 2 months ago
I think we should just call it the "Nice Pete"
zapatos » neu 1 years ago
Fuck I love what Nice Pete does with his hands. He is so creepy and awesome.
cagliostro » neu 9 months ago
That is not what his victims have said. Thus far.
aelindil » neu 7 months ago
I told this joke at my bridal shower upon receiving a new cutting board. After that, all I got were nervous looks.
turing » pro 5 months ago
I would call that mustache a Lemmy except it does not have the sideburns.
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