The way Nice Pete explains things, they SEEM rational. He says them so logically. But . . . uh . . . yeah.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Rachel Ray uses a similar amound of hand motions.
professoryes » pro2 years ago
Rachel Ray and Nice Pete. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the juxtaposition of the century.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Nice Pete doesn't have her crazy ass Joker-face grin.
Bitch just might be crazier than ol' Pete.
But at least he is not of Low Mind.
professorhazard » neu2 years ago
Didn't he attempt to hunt her down in a recent blog?
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Because she was of Low Mind, yes. She insulted sun-caught perch.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
Also, she stole his cutting board idea. Nice Pete will not tolerate a thief of Low Mind.
pgroove » neu1 months ago
has anyone else noticed how far pat sticks the neck of the bottle into his mouth?
spenham » pro2 years ago
Alas, to commend a fellow on his exquisite vocabulary is to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged Achewood fans.
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
Nah, "juxtaposition" just isn't that cool of a word to use. Look...In a stunning juxtaposition of concepts, famous artist Famos Amos has created a visual art piece showing footage of the Rwanda genocide with the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Belair played over it. There ya go. Do I get a chubby?
professoryes » neu1 years ago
Yes. Yes you do.
professoryes » pro1 years ago
Clearly it is. We must enact progressive change upon these comments.
bixschmix » neu2 years ago
Nice Pete has no time for thoughts of small mind such as yours.
perplexagon » pro2 years ago
The hand gestures at the end really make this one.
a_dude » neu2 years ago
nice pete has his priorities in order.
sargasm » neu2 years ago
"It's kind of like rocket fuel!" is how I describe any sufficiently strong liquor that I take a shot of.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Jesus Christ, Pat's face in that panel.
divot » neu2 years ago
Damn! That's crizappy!
atmus » neu2 years ago
It has the uptown prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!
* Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps may hinder spelling ability * "Youll' get to like it!"
charchar » neu2 years ago
Prison wine is usually called "Pruno" and it's often hidden in toilet taks while ir ferments. It is often described using words like "Robotussinish" and "hella nasty."
locuscosecant » neu2 years ago
set your background color to something other than white then look at this strip
godfatherofsouls » pro2 years ago
Nice Pete really doesn't seem the "Seriously Pat"-type.
professoryes » neu2 years ago
Maybe he thought Pat was joking about something.
Oh Pat. Even in the slammer with a murderer, you've got some strong opinions.
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
Perhaps Pete made a joke about poisoning someone immediately before offering the liquor.
phthoggos » neu2 years ago
the problem is that you are imagining him saying it with any expression in his voice whatsoever.
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
Your avatar looks disturbingly like Nice Pete. Except, of course, for the hat.
tekende » pro2 years ago
I have to wonder if Nice Pete actually has some sort of method designed to make the cutting boards not hold DNA evidence, or if he just has the idea and thinks that's all he needs.
tekende » neu1 years ago
He will hire a kind of...engineer, if you will, to actually make the boards.
niraj » neu2 years ago
Nice Pete has a stare that looks directly at your soul and then tells it that he's going to kill it
the_dude » neu1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
spinynorman » neu1 years ago
bout sums it up, yep
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
Have you heard Nice Pete's cover of "Hallelujah?"
(It actually sounds just like k.d. lang's.)
puguglypress » neu2 months ago
"it's a cold and it's a broken" (cracks egg) "hallelujah" (drops egg into pan, it does not sizzle)
scorpio_nadir » neu1 years ago
Nope. Pete would gut him like a perch just to put the rest of us out of the misery of that wanna-be hard-man stare.
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Bitch just might be crazier than ol' Pete.
But at least he is not of Low Mind.
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(marked lame by atom, snowman, Courtland, king_of_pwns, jimbob, dracer2, amadaun)
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(marked lame by Jesus, Jonathan, last_tuesday, STUART)
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Oh Pat. Even in the slammer with a murderer, you've got some strong opinions.
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(It actually sounds just like k.d. lang's.)
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