All the best road trips start out in a manner simillar to this.
hexjumper » neu2 years ago
Can't imagine why Teodor picks now, of all times, to talk like a pirate.
pitseleh » neu2 years ago
I think the question you should ask yourself is, "Why wouldn't he?"
norrin » neu2 years ago
I think he beleives this is what someone scary should sound like.
seph » neu1 years ago
WHY FIND OUT?
all-star951 » neu9 months ago
BOO TO THAT
all-star951 » neu9 months ago
I realize that I am 11 months late, but your reply was begging for the follow-up. My sincere apologies.
turnabout » neu1 years ago
I think future historians will note that the XFL ran its one season in 2001, and the player who named himself "He Hate Me" (and was allowed to have his uniform display it) was about the only thing the general public heard about it.
mortshire » neu2 years ago
teodor's just getting into the spirit the only way he knows how.
ambala » neu2 years ago
The Pirate Way.
chaesar » pro2 years ago
...laugh out loud funny...
and how did Lyle get that high up? hes too fat for acrobatics.
paco » neu2 years ago
It is obvious that Lyle is doing one of the many karate ninja moves he knows, this one being the one known as "karatake no jitsu do oku"- the technique of jumping in the air while hitting a pizza delivery man with a baseball bat.
anomalous3 » neu2 years ago
Not only is teodor a pirate, he's a pirate who talks in spoonerisms
catgrl131 » neu2 years ago
Spoonerisms? What, is he really trying to say, "He mates ye"? I don't understand.
cproseedcakeksc » neu11 months ago
Could be a chess metaphor.
m3funkyb » neu2 years ago
i think it's pretty clear that lyle is standing on chairs piledon top of eachother
a_dude » neu2 years ago
let that be a lesson to all you humans.
a_dude » neu2 years ago
me hates ye too.
riazm » neu2 years ago
Imagine being hit on the head as you deliver a pizza, the last thing you see is a talking teddy bear screaming ME HATES YE!
mattylite » neu1 years ago
HOLY CHRIST IS THAT AN ALIVE STUFFED ANIMAL
lucid » pro5 months ago
I would certainly be regretting all the times I made my teddy bears engage in mock combat against one another. Especially so since the monkey always kicked the bear's ass. But he had such longer legs and arms and a tail!
alejandroadam » pro2 years ago
in my mind this is what Onstad looks like. a pale outline man.
evolume » neu2 years ago
I thought it was Steven the strong, nice waiter, working his night job.
jaiden » neu2 years ago
Ever since I first read this strip, "Me hates ye!" has found its way into my normal speech. I just giggle every time I read it here.
godfatherofsouls » pro2 years ago
seconded. best thing outta T's mouth ever.
zedpower » neu2 years ago
"Me hates ye!" ranks about equal with "Food chain! Deal with it!" on the "uncalled for" scale.
greymantledwolf » pro2 years ago
catcarjacking.
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
this made me laugh until i soiled myself.
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
People with avatars of Phillipe always seem to post comments that gel with said avatars in an incessantly comic way.
hellofditties » neu2 years ago
I laughed for so long at Teodore's line, then became really confused. I thought I'd best give it a five, just to be safe...
snowman » pro2 years ago
First appearance of a human?
shoinan » neu1 years ago
Steven and Stanley Tucci would have something to say about that.
deusoma » neu1 years ago
Stanley Tucci never actually appeared.
shoinan » neu1 years ago
Noted with a capital Dangit.
caddon » neu2 years ago
And as the poor delivery man slips into concussion, his last thoughts are a false mental image of his attacker.
Crafty, that Teodor...
luckypyjamas » neu2 years ago
oh, but he did not slip into a concussion
read on...
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
You know, someday I'm going to make a habit of cracking the door for pizza deliverymen and telling then to leave it on the doormat because I am terribly deformed, just because I can.
tripperday » pro1 years ago
That's okay, but what's really fun is getting your whole apartment building to start doing it.
You don't even have to crack the door if they can hear you yelling with the door closed because most places take credit cards over the phone now.
chachibenji » neu2 years ago
"ookgh"
And so the onomotoparade begins.
direhaggis » pro1 years ago
Teodor is sassy and has hella sack.
em2 » neu1 years ago
A great beginning.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
Goodness, how high can Lyle jump? Is he standing on Teodor's head? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT
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and how did Lyle get that high up? hes too fat for acrobatics.
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Crafty, that Teodor...
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read on...
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You don't even have to crack the door if they can hear you yelling with the door closed because most places take credit cards over the phone now.
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And so the onomotoparade begins.
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