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lastlarf » pro 2 years ago
All the best road trips start out in a manner simillar to this.
hexjumper » neu 2 years ago
Can't imagine why Teodor picks now, of all times, to talk like a pirate.
pitseleh » neu 2 years ago
I think the question you should ask yourself is, "Why wouldn't he?"
norrin » neu 2 years ago
I think he beleives this is what someone scary should sound like.
seph » neu 1 years ago
WHY FIND OUT?
all-star951 » neu 9 months ago
BOO TO THAT
all-star951 » neu 9 months ago
I realize that I am 11 months late, but your reply was begging for the follow-up. My sincere apologies.
turnabout » neu 1 years ago
I think future historians will note that the XFL ran its one season in 2001, and the player who named himself "He Hate Me" (and was allowed to have his uniform display it) was about the only thing the general public heard about it.
mortshire » neu 2 years ago
teodor's just getting into the spirit the only way he knows how.
ambala » neu 2 years ago
The Pirate Way.
chaesar » pro 2 years ago
...laugh out loud funny...

and how did Lyle get that high up? hes too fat for acrobatics.
paco » neu 2 years ago
It is obvious that Lyle is doing one of the many karate ninja moves he knows, this one being the one known as "karatake no jitsu do oku"- the technique of jumping in the air while hitting a pizza delivery man with a baseball bat.
anomalous3 » neu 2 years ago
Not only is teodor a pirate, he's a pirate who talks in spoonerisms
catgrl131 » neu 2 years ago
Spoonerisms? What, is he really trying to say, "He mates ye"? I don't understand.
cproseedcakeksc » neu 11 months ago
Could be a chess metaphor.
m3funkyb » neu 2 years ago
i think it's pretty clear that lyle is standing on chairs piledon top of eachother
a_dude » neu 2 years ago
let that be a lesson to all you humans.
a_dude » neu 2 years ago
me hates ye too.
riazm » neu 2 years ago
Imagine being hit on the head as you deliver a pizza, the last thing you see is a talking teddy bear screaming ME HATES YE!
mattylite » neu 1 years ago
HOLY CHRIST IS THAT AN ALIVE STUFFED ANIMAL
lucid » pro 5 months ago
I would certainly be regretting all the times I made my teddy bears engage in mock combat against one another. Especially so since the monkey always kicked the bear's ass. But he had such longer legs and arms and a tail!
alejandroadam » pro 2 years ago
in my mind this is what Onstad looks like. a pale outline man.
evolume » neu 2 years ago
I thought it was Steven the strong, nice waiter, working his night job.
jaiden » neu 2 years ago
Ever since I first read this strip, "Me hates ye!" has found its way into my normal speech. I just giggle every time I read it here.
godfatherofsouls » pro 2 years ago
seconded. best thing outta T's mouth ever.
zedpower » neu 2 years ago
"Me hates ye!" ranks about equal with "Food chain! Deal with it!" on the "uncalled for" scale.
greymantledwolf » pro 2 years ago
catcarjacking.
joeyramoney » neu 2 years ago
this made me laugh until i soiled myself.
i_love_kate » neu 2 years ago
People with avatars of Phillipe always seem to post comments that gel with said avatars in an incessantly comic way.
hellofditties » neu 2 years ago
I laughed for so long at Teodore's line, then became really confused. I thought I'd best give it a five, just to be safe...
snowman » pro 2 years ago
First appearance of a human?
shoinan » neu 1 years ago
Steven and Stanley Tucci would have something to say about that.
deusoma » neu 1 years ago
Stanley Tucci never actually appeared.
shoinan » neu 1 years ago
Noted with a capital Dangit.
caddon » neu 2 years ago
And as the poor delivery man slips into concussion, his last thoughts are a false mental image of his attacker.

Crafty, that Teodor...
luckypyjamas » neu 2 years ago
oh, but he did not slip into a concussion

read on...
baryonyx » neu 2 years ago
You know, someday I'm going to make a habit of cracking the door for pizza deliverymen and telling then to leave it on the doormat because I am terribly deformed, just because I can.
tripperday » pro 1 years ago
That's okay, but what's really fun is getting your whole apartment building to start doing it.

You don't even have to crack the door if they can hear you yelling with the door closed because most places take credit cards over the phone now.
chachibenji » neu 2 years ago
"ookgh"
And so the onomotoparade begins.
direhaggis » pro 1 years ago
Teodor is sassy and has hella sack.
em2 » neu 1 years ago
A great beginning.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
Goodness, how high can Lyle jump? Is he standing on Teodor's head? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT
milo » pro 1 years ago
classic gag revamped
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