Who would have thought such simple expressions could be so priceless?
stabones » pro3 years ago
a guy is rocking my can!
ha!
farqussus » neu2 years ago
well I'll be buggered.
aargh » neu1 years ago
More chubbies, people. Come on.
lexsenthur » neu10 months ago
Oh dear, it's at 69.
I've noticed that on a lot of comments...
farqussus » neu10 months ago
with that moustache I'm not surprised
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
do you think its cool to have a facial hair bias?
farqussus » neu10 months ago
whatever, my dad thirty years ago.
flynn » pro3 years ago
Ray's effort here is really endearing.
agika » pro3 years ago
Ray means well, he just overdid it on the "understanding".
zem » neu3 years ago
annoying pat a bit is not an accident on ray's part, I am sure
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Anyone who wants to broaden their minds on homosexuality should say Ray's second to last line out loud. You'll find your life changes dramatically. I, for example, was promptly fired from my job.
presterjohn » pro2 years ago
Positively Woody-Allen-esque. Early, funny Woody, too. Since I can't give you a Woody I will give you a chubby.
mercuri0us » neu1 years ago
No you didn't. Did you.
tourach3 » neu2 years ago
i got propositioned, myself
aelindil » pro2 years ago
I am ridiculously pleased at the fact that I have given this comment its 69th chubby.
abe » pro2 years ago
What Ray does here is the only possible way to honestly handle that situation.
epicurus » neu3 years ago
Is that really what it is like? Can someone comment on the veracity of Ray's prediction?
agika » neu3 years ago
Are you sure you can handle the truth, Epicurus?
epicurus » neu3 years ago
Maybe it's best that I not know the terrible reality.
jackparsons » neu2 years ago
from wikipedia: "Epicurus never married and we don't know of any children."
epicurus » pro2 years ago
Oh shit, you mean the historical Epicurus was...
A badminton player?
fallow_fields » neu2 years ago
chubby for implying the word 'shuttlecock'
epicurus » pro2 years ago
TOTALLY on purpose, too.
fallow_fields » neu2 years ago
then DOUBLE chubby
cailetshadow » neu2 years ago
chubby for a Masterful use of Wikipedia.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Gay first time story: having read this strip before then, it did actually run through my head, and I nearly laughed out loud, which would have been a bad thing to do, probably.
saru » neu2 years ago
I make sure all my hypothetical gay lovers know that my ass is ticklish, just in case.
catachresis » neu3 years ago
Strip ends abruptly; my face settles into a bemused and satisfied smile
william » neu3 years ago
Alt Text: Ray is trying to prove that he has an open mind.
centipede_damascus » pro3 years ago
Ray is embarassed about his gas.
prufrock » neu3 years ago
are Ray's arms flabby or beefy?
alphagator » neu2 years ago
"husky"
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
you may choose between fleefy, or blabby.
qatipay » neu3 years ago
5 for Ray's guileless attempts at being supportive, and for what goes on between his sheets.
luckyg » neu3 years ago
"So, you take it in the can now! That's different."
I too have a habit of casually making completely inappropriate statements like this.
jonmw » neu1 years ago
That's the kind of habit that I aim to cultivate.
soilentshuggah » pro3 years ago
Panel #6 is godlike.
rogergs » neu3 years ago
Even a distinguishing mark such as artisanal rum is not enough to absolve Ray of complicity in the number one cocktail cliche of the 00s.
saru » neu2 years ago
"Mojitos are a gay drink," or mojitos in general?
I need to know whether to chubby or lame you, since if it's the second, I really don't like people telling my I shouldn't enjoy something anymore just because it's popular (of course, I always hated mojitos. But then again, my longtime favorite, the gimlet, has suddenly become popular.)
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
I can't stand Mojitos. Far too much work for a cocktail, and the one I had was just overpoweringly minty. Give me a good Whiskey Sour any day.
missdove » neu1 months ago
Didn't Ernest Hemingway use to get all spry on Mojitos and go out and machine-gun sharks?
molesticide » pro3 years ago
i've given it some thought in the past, and yeah, that's just about where i ended up too. kind of a slightly bemused curiosity.
pwb » neu3 years ago
"I didn't want you to think I was homophobic at you"
totally classic Ray
honesttom » neu2 years ago
You cannot get much more Rayesque than this strip.
overmedicated » neu2 years ago
I like Pat in this strip. He's pleasant, he's polite, and I can totally sympathise with his getting a little...pissy. Don't ask, it involves my father, a hidden camera and a boy from the local swimming team.
professoryes » neu2 years ago
Against my better judgment, I'm going to take that at face value. I will not ask.
nigelchaos » neu2 years ago
After that, I don't think there's much left to ask.
jinxtigr » pro11 months ago
Wouldn't a camera kinda hurt?
neck_romancer » neu2 years ago
i was thinking of this strip and chuckling to myself while washing dishes at work and of course, while my boss was walking by i, unknowingly, muttered "A DUDE IS ROCKIN' MY CAN"
don't have to worry about her ever speaking to me again
ghoti » neu2 years ago
In panel 8, Ray's nipple starts to droop.
afterward » neu1 years ago
I am going to chubby this and then go see if it is true.
missbee » neu2 years ago
probably my favorite strip ever :D
missbee » pro2 years ago
yet i am neutral?
i made a mistake and i must correct it. i am correcting it right now. i am totally pro this strip.
zem » neu2 years ago
no, you just pro'd your neutral comment. you're making it worse!!
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Man, I never remember or even fucking bother to change that. I guess don't have the heart of a true assetbar devotee.
dovey » neu2 years ago
Oh I wouldn't say that Mr Norman. Your contribution to the bar of assets goes way beyond your negligence of the pro/neu/con option.
fuzzyrobot » pro2 years ago
Pat's expression in the final panel isn't annoyance, it's more like angry astonishment.
"Wh--GOD DAMNIT HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT"
audhumla » pro2 years ago
well that is pretty much how it goes
budenhagen » neu2 years ago
I am SO glad one of the friends that I've known since milk money days came out of the closet. The greatest Christmas gift he could've ever given me was the gift of an Achewood quote setup.
Ray's dialogue here reminds of someone from the older generation trying way too hard to demonstrate open-mindedness.
numberkillinger » neu2 years ago
You have a penchant for rephrasing the alt-text
pogo » pro2 years ago
Ray apparently never really imagined taking it in the can before, and feels he would be enthusuastic.
nyu » neu2 years ago
The face I'd make if a dude was rocking my can would be none so ponderous.
yomimono » pro2 years ago
After I came out I had a conversation kind of like this, only it was with my dad instead of my extremely wealthy, constantly buzzed friend.
boredom_man » neu2 years ago
Yomimono's father attempts to support his daughter's orientation, but is stymied by his belief that a "lesbian" is someone who likes dudes to rock her can.
macseries » pro1 years ago
i think pat's annoyance stems from the fact that he is, in fact, the one who does can-rockin'.
tekende » neu1 years ago
I think it stems from the fact that he probably hasn't been out of the closet long enough to actually experience any can-rocking, whether receiving or giving.
Also he is kind of a prude.
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
she...
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
i dont know why i replied in such a way, or at all, even....... fuck THIS guy!
bluemoon72 » neu10 months ago
Are you asking, or demanding?
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
i was raised to be polite.
bluemoon72 » neu10 months ago
Throw a "please" on there and you got yourself a deal, politeboy.
greenkoolayd » neu10 months ago
get out here! french me! please.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
Ray has a most impressive foyer, they are walking forever!
desert_donkey » neu1 years ago
i love how ray never 'gets it'.. but he's always got it.
tangles » neu1 years ago
man, is strips like this where i wonder why the hell pat and ray keep talking to each other. they have absolutley nothing in common and are perfect representations of one another's anathema. then again, maybe this is why we haven't seen pat for a while...
dusty » pro3 months ago
If you were taking it in the can and you loved it, that would be good but it would take some life adjustments, if you didn't like it that would be bad, but you could quit and try to forget the whole thing. What would be difficult is if you just kinda disliked it, the way a woman who's been married for a decade is about giving oral. You would have to be gay and bored.
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ha!
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I've noticed that on a lot of comments...
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(marked lame by ted0phile, aliiis, kenthegod, dullard)
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A badminton player?
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I too have a habit of casually making completely inappropriate statements like this.
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I need to know whether to chubby or lame you, since if it's the second, I really don't like people telling my I shouldn't enjoy something anymore just because it's popular (of course, I always hated mojitos. But then again, my longtime favorite, the gimlet, has suddenly become popular.)
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totally classic Ray
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don't have to worry about her ever speaking to me again
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i made a mistake and i must correct it. i am correcting it right now. i am totally pro this strip.
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"Wh--GOD DAMNIT HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT"
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Philippe: Car crash sin.
Molly: The Achewood A-List! August 16, 2006
Nice Pete: Camping
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Also he is kind of a prude.
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