Hollandaise the Bunny

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Rabbits are cute, simple creatures with a social services infrastructure just like anybody else

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The last panel that launched a generation of confused people seeing my shirt.

It's my lucky shirt, actually. Every time I wear it, I get hit on, without fail.

man i hope i can score odds like that when mine comes in...

it is not like this for me.

i do not get hit on every time i wear my rabbit shirt.

If i were to ever get hit on <because> i wore my rabbit shirt I be so overcome with a girl, in the real world, knowing wtf that was that she would become an instant 10 and i would be putty in her hands

My Great Outdoor Fight shirt causes more confusion than my Rabbit Ambulance one, to be fair. People actually quite often just say "Oh, is that a rabbit ambulance? Okay."

Rambulance

Rabbi Ambulance?

I have the rabbit ambulance shot glass and my roomates don't get it. But everytime I get drunk with it I always make the claim that if I get too drunk the Rabbit Ambulance will take me to the nearest hospital by employing the principles of hopping.

I had the Rabbit Ambulance shot glasses.
Stupid drunk flatmates.

that must be really irritating to hear

Yes, but I happen to be obscenely suave and entertaining, so everyone finds it to be very engaging.

I might be missing something here, but I believe that was the same point farqussus was trying to make.

THANK YOU

That's not fair. Cats are adorable and it is not fair to call something a lolcat when it is only a cat.

that's actually probably the default avatar the account came with.

Fives every time for quadriped ambulances!

Doesn't anyone consider how much it would suck to ride in an ambulance that hopped? I think it would be terrible to ride in the hopping ambulance, personally.

I should think that the mortality rate would be quite unnecessarily high, all jolting and slamming some dude that just got shot or fell off a building
such is the price of a novelty emergency health service

Yeah, but the rabbit community makes up for this by having a high reproductive rate

Yerk; back and neck injuries would be torture. Stupid rabbit doctors would probably just sniff at you a bit and look at each other.

And then fuck.

Ya but if you are a sick bunny or a shot-up bunny you might find the hopping a comfort as you bleed like when you were a little bunny and mom hopped with you clinging to her back for a bunny back ride around the garden with a stop to nibble on the fresh lettuce greens.

So vivid...
I suspect you are in fact a rabbit with a stolen laptop, Mr. Evolume.

Why do you assume the laptop is STOLEN? Is it because he's a rabbit? You, sir, are a BIGOT.

It's not his fault. The shop clerks refuse to sell to him. "Freakin' long ears" they mutter to themselves when they see him show up. With a long, cold look he turns around slowly and walks out, defeated, he doesn't even have to ask he sees the answer on their faces.

someday we'll have a rabbit president.

The best Achewoods are the ones where you aren't quite sure why you think it's so damn funny, but you laugh just as hard anyway.

The rabbit ambulance makes me wish I were a rabbit that was hurt.

It can be arranged.

this is why rabbits arent high on the food chain

Pat is much more calm holding a comfort animal.

For some reason, I always imagined all those R's are just the beginning of "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrabbit!"

oh hee hee

There was a rabbit in Pat's bathroom, apparently. I find it odd no one has pointed that out.

Also if Pat has a gun that he cold draws why does he often ask to borrow guns?

Man you don't use your own gun to shoot someone, that's like calling the cops and admitting you did it. What are they teaching you kids in school these days?

Pat carries a gun, along with an amulet and a rabbit, in the pocket of the pants he doesn't wear. Welcome to Achewood.

Pat must be a crappy a vegan; i don't think shooting rabbits is something vegans are allowed to do.

Don'choo tell vegans what they can and can't do, cracka.

Heh, stumbled upon this recently. It's a lego version of the above ambulance. Pretty well done too.
http://www.brickartist.com/rabbit_ambulance.html

Oh necessarily

It would be complete with a Technic interior that allowed it to actually hop-instead-of-roll. Seems like it's most of the way there.

Beef inspires me to re-insert the use of "all _____" in my day-to-day speech. He rocks it so well.

I want to get a textbook on the principles of hopping. That shit is hell of complicated

An ambulance that employed the principles of hopping instead of rolling would be an ambulance that employed the principles of killing its injured occupants instead of transporting them to safety.

the first achewood i ever did saw

Little Bunny Abulance takin' the body away

xD

I must own the t-shirt...

It was really sad when I saw the front page of the Metro newspaper a few weeks ago. The headline was about a girl who was beaten to death by drunks because she was a goth. And there was a picture of her in the Rabbit Ambulance shirt...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1098999.ece

That is incredibly terribly sad :(

shite >.< i think i remember that from years ago dunno why but the fact she liked the same comic as me kinda makes it worse for some reason maybe the fact it could easily have been us that is soo sad

Ugh that makes me want to puke. Kids are sick.

Let's thank god that human ambulances aren't just giant robots shaped like us.

Actually, now that I think about it, giant robots are never bad. Let's curse god that they're not realistically feasable.